Three Workds After Sex Thread

[Hannah.]

i faked it

 

[lloyd_christmas]

"Enjoy the Baby"

 

[Jordan]

hotdog down [a] hallway.

 

[A_Davis]

4 words but its good

You wanted kids right?

or when a girl asks "you wore a condom right?"

then say it.

 

[BASS_PRO_SHOP]

that aint bad. i hear that all the time. shit should that bother me. i got off.

 

[Jballz]

HAIRY BUTT HOLEZZZZZ

 

[skithe49th]

blow up's better
youtube this shit
lets roast up

 

[ghosfacekilla]

that-just-happened

 

[skiingonskis]

hahahahaha

 

[Rez4frederick]

bahahahahah that would be badass

 

[dangerdad]

platypus, orange, simultaneous

 

[AOTEAROA]

Yes! This is the best one so far.

 

[joly.sp]

im huge eh?

that loose one was pretty dec though....

 

[Squirrel_Murphy]

a/s/l?

 

[jason...]

suck me off

 

[fujarome]

"God I'm lonely"

or wait...were we talking about sex with another person?

 

[timmi]

"YOU DA MAN!"

....uhhhh

no homo?

 

[Skibumsmith]

better luck next time

feel THE MASSIVE

 

[BFFset.]

"I need pics"

 

[live.ski.die.]

heres the condom i said i used...

 

[BFFset.]

did you skip counting in preschool?
you were obviously there on alias day....

 

[andrew.hartnett]

It depends.
If i'm pitching i say "how's your butthole?"
If i'm catching i say "damn you're big"

 

[chames]

thats it? seriously?

 

[Mike34113]

your mothers better

 

[timmmy]

(whispered) SUUUUUUUUUUUperman that hoooooooooooooooooooo

 

[s_a_m]

turn off the camera

 

[yelsel]

umm thats it?

 

[Rainbow*Stylin]

you're a slut... or good first attempt

 

[twin-tip-hero]

im out cunt

fuck outta here

wheres your sister

you got AIDS

 

[TheWorst]

fucked your sister.

 

[grown-ninja]

do those itch

wow that burnt

alta to chads?????

 

[RudyGarmisch]

 

[DaveM]

this is awkward..

 

[Reptar.]

Thats Never happened.

 

[jack_weisman]

so... how much?

 

[Sno.]

don't know if this has been said. Guy to another guy.

"ummm, no homo?"

 

[[MEGAMO]]

THAT JUST HAPPENED!!!

 

[vzdz]

LOL i actually loled

 

[AALT]

everybody knows about the bird, the bird, the bird, thats the word.

 

[AALT]

well its about time to hit the ol' dusty trail.

oops emergency exit.

well see ya later.

 

[HamFaceGirl]

wheres my dick

 

[TheQuailman]

I told my friends that after I get head for the first time I'm gunna finish and be like 'good job' and give her a high five.

 

[Sno.]

and last.

 

[salomonskiier12]

haha

these are all so great

 

[pounds.]

im going skiing.

 

[ECfreeski3]

best one yet, and that's saying something.

why does everyone like "thatll do, pig" so much? am i missing an inside joke or are you guys just sexist?

 

[scientist]

no free puppies.

 

[i.ski.troll.]

haha best one.

 

[uosdwiSrjewoH]

so...umm...ya...

 

[Corben]

one word

why-doncha-take-a-seat