Thoughts on zip off pants yes or no

They are the sartorial equivalent of everything that's blend, dull, boring, bad and beige.

They are like a chastity belt protecting your virginity from any woman, man or ladyboy.
 
Yeah. They'll prolly come back in like snap backs. Something about 15 year old trends. They come back around and around.
 
Hahahaha You brought back such a great memory from my sophomore year of college. We had a NBA/Cheerleader themed party. I had a jersey, tear-away pants (it was October)headband, the whole shebang. Took a chick back to her house (I was still in a dorm). We we're about to get undressed when she realized they were tear-aways.

Her: "Wait... Are those-

Me: "Yup"

Her: "you're gonna remember this forever."

She ripped my tear-aways off in one fell swoop like Shaquille O'Neil during pregame announcements, then immediately went down on me to give me head before we banged.

I definitely WILL remember that forever.

So you obviously know my vote:

Zip-offs: Fuck that

Tear-aways are where its at
 
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