Hahahaha You brought back such a great memory from my sophomore year of college. We had a NBA/Cheerleader themed party. I had a jersey, tear-away pants (it was October)headband, the whole shebang. Took a chick back to her house (I was still in a dorm). We we're about to get undressed when she realized they were tear-aways.
Her: "Wait... Are those-
Me: "Yup"
Her: "you're gonna remember this forever."
She ripped my tear-aways off in one fell swoop like Shaquille O'Neil during pregame announcements, then immediately went down on me to give me head before we banged.
I definitely WILL remember that forever.
So you obviously know my vote:
Zip-offs: Fuck that
Tear-aways are where its at