Things you did when you were a little kid

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The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
shredder was mean..secret of the oooze...and did anyone besides me have the cartoom ninja turtlr movies with that robot they had?

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we're surfing in jake burtons backyard now..cuz theres his pool over there..huhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh itll be sweet:Adam Newhard making fun of jason levinthal

 
what about that game with the grass, tree or bush?

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
this is what me and my bro did... we took shampoo and shit like that and dumped it in the tolit and then i got our cat and gave it a bath in the tolit..... it was great......... we flushed it a couple of times with in in it but it was kinda messy that is how i got my scar in my eyebrow that damn thing scratched me and gave me 6 stiches...... oh well

'i don't mind scars... they let people know that i am not a prissy girl'
 
HAHAHAHAHAH!! OH i wish I was your friend when I was little!!! Hahhaa..I used to make my cat go swimming with me, but never in the toilet!

~juliet~

 
we used to pile pillows at the bottom of the stairs and then jump down the whole flight of stairs onto the pillows...maybe that's why i ski jump

 
My dad said that him and his brothers used to stand on opposite sides of the road and pretend they were pulling really hard on this imaginary rope going across the street....cars would see them and slam on their breaks and they would be like 'what?....why you stopping' and the drivers would get pissed

CMc

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'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you

win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer

Lesbians are made by putting whores in the closet with a bottle of fish food!
 
When I was younger, I used to slide down the stairs in pillow sheets... As I've grown older though, I've realized that sleeping bags work much better.

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
DO U MEAN..DUN DUN DUN...SUPER MUNCHERS!!!!!

YES..WE PLAY THAT GAME IN SCHOOL

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we're surfing in jake burtons backyard now..cuz theres his pool over there..huhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh itll be sweet:Adam Newhard making fun of jason levinthal

 
i used to throw giant electrical staples on to major roads and watch car accidents

petit poission, petit poission, nage, nage, nage,

baracuda baracuda

please shoot me

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
I did the whole jumping off the stairs into pillows and sleeping bags. That's probably why I don't get that scared in the air.

 
i ate paint chips

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we're surfing in jake burtons backyard now..cuz theres his pool over there..huhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh itll be sweet:Adam Newhard making fun of jason levinthal

 
when i was little i use to screw old pairs of shoes into my shitty rock skis and ride down dirt hills...sooo many injuries. we'd build like diving boards out of woods at the construction sites, call them cliffs, and jump off them. some lady from england took our pictures once b/c we were doing it at her new house...she was like i'm taking these home w/me to show all our relatives how crazy and stoopit americans are. its all good...i'm drunk i'll write more later

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I always say what I feel and that is a promise, nothing in life is above being honest - 311

from chaos comes clarity, I tell ya what you appare to me, you ought to know glycerin tears don't fool me, i tell ya delusions plaguing everybody - 311
 
i never did like barbies and all those things a little girl should like. i always liked kicking things over. hell, i still like kicking things over. haha

 
my friend kelly use to make her barbies have sex...she's a half ass nympho, but we love her anyways b/c she's a really good person and despite being a nympho, sex addict, she's only like that w/her b/f which is commendable beyond belief

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I always say what I feel and that is a promise, nothing in life is above being honest - 311

from chaos comes clarity, I tell ya what you appare to me, you ought to know glycerin tears don't fool me, i tell ya delusions plaguing everybody - 311
 
um........ being a sex addict makes you a better person in my books

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
mamma had a baby and her head popped off

her head popped off

her head popped off

mamma had a baby and her head popped off

Oh lordy me

ms. molly had a steamboat

her steamboat had a bell

ms. molly went to heavan

her steamboat went to

hello operater

give me number 9

and if you diconect me

i'll kick you from

behind the yellow curtin

there lay a peice of glass

ms. molly sat upon it

and cut her big fat

ask me no more questions

tell me no more lies

the boys are in the washroom

doing up their

flys are in the city

the bees are in the park

ms. molly and her boyfriend

are kissing in the

dark is like a movie

the movies like a show

the show is like the tv

the tvs like i know

i know my mother

i know i know my father

i know i know my sister

i know i know my brother

like the

over shoulder

boulder holder

I became insane with horrible, horrible moments of pure sanity.
 
thats good, i like that...........does anyone remember their first boner?

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
yes it was in school...social studies...my teaher was hot

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'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting on the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse...now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
 
remember when you used to take baths in the sink? that was safe, sponge baths in the sink

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
the jumping down stairs onto pillows brings back memorries, we would take about 4 mattresses, put it at the bottom of the stare case and see who could jump from the highest stair, eventually someone tried form the top which was about a 10 foot drop, 15 foot distance (we were 8-9)and hit their head on the overhang on the roof. good stuff.

 
man, pillows are for wannabe's

it's all about the hardcores

just huck yourself down a flight of stairs, fuck pillows, matresses and sleeping bags, it really doesn't hurt that much, and you get a huge rush

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
i remember my sister dressing me up and making me go singt 'Pretty Woman' to my mom. and i remember busting my head on the concrete cause i fell of the chair. i also remember having the life size barbies... that was tha shit. except i tried on the clothes and either they were too big or too small, and then i lost the clothes, and she was just sitting there in that painted on lingerie, so my brother took her to his house and he said that she was his new friend...and then he gave me back to her and she was all bent and had some holes in her.. but my brother is a lonely guy and hes half retarded anyways but thats ok.

did NOBODY watch barney? man, i MADE my daddy buy me a barney doll. and i put it on the top of the slide and closed my eyes and sang the little song, but he never came to life. i think it caused emotional problems, i'm scarred for life. i cried.

i also had one of those little electric cars..ya know..and i rode over my sisters foot one time. i had one of those bouncy horses. i used to watch sesamie street and bounce on that thing.. ahh memories. but i was a messed up kid i think....i think i was evil.

~*~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~*~

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I love Stevie! :D

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aim name: BlinkBabe182x6
 
when i was really young, i used to think that the lights on the mountains at night (i can see them from my bedroom window) i thought it was a city in the sky. i wasn't stupid either, if it was a city in the sky, you couldn't walk up there or drive, you would need a plane. i was so so dissapointed when i found out it was only a mountain.

come to think of it, im still dissapointed...

Shhh. Don't tell god I'm an atheist.
 
DUde, i remember playing with the laundry chute. We'd throw a couple of pillows down first and then sofa cushions, and those got stuck, so I jumped in. But I didn't tell my mom that I threw some padding down there first, i was like, 'Look mom! (hop in) and she screams, since it's from the 3rd story to the 1st story. FUN!

~juliet~

 
i remember going into my dad's room at night and bringing all my sisters crazy makeup (she did the makeup for drama plays) and putting all this shit on my dad's face and then painting his toenails blue or black so he woke up and screamed cause he thought he was dying or something. it was funny.

~*~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~*~

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I love Stevie! :D

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aim name: BlinkBabe182x6
 
i remember saying dildo for the first time and getting trouble

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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'

newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

 
i remember the first time i learned that i wasn't a real princess. why did they lie to me like that?? WHY?!?!?!

Shhh. Don't tell god I'm an atheist.
 
parents...they said i could be peter pan when i was younger....i got the tights....but i cant fly..good thoughts didnt work..so i tried baaaaadddd thoughts about naked skiier women and i still cant do it...

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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'

newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

 
dude, i still do the thing where u pretend u have the rope, thats a ton of fun. does anybody remember creepy crawlers, now that was fun

homophobia is gay

last time it was so cool, i was walking outside and the grass kept saying ouch as i walked on it, and then i looked up and pulled a star out of the sky with my hand and took it apart

-ski2824 on shrooms

Why is the name of the fear of long words

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

 
also freeze-tag

homophobia is gay

last time it was so cool, i was walking outside and the grass kept saying ouch as i walked on it, and then i looked up and pulled a star out of the sky with my hand and took it apart

-ski2824 on shrooms

Why is the name of the fear of long words

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

 
i hated freeze tag......i hated all tag, it was boring.....i liked collecting huindreds of caterpillars and then putting them in the middle of the road in front of my house and see if any made it back....thed id put them in the middle again..it was awesome

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
i had the whole creepy crawlers set..with the yellow brain thing and u mixed ginger ale and the packet and made jello brain stuff

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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'

newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

 
when i was little ( like 4 or somthing) i thought that the only reason why worms came out of the ground when it rained was because they LOVED water.... so i used to fill up buckets with water and Kool-aid and stuff and make my freinds pick the worms up ( i thought they were yucky!) and put them in water so they could have fun!

ya.... i was weird...

 
hahaha

i remember the time i paid my buddy 5$to eat a worm,

You shoulda seen the vomit fly!!

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
The funny thing was that my neibour ENJoYeD picking up DeAd worms. So when my mom would come outside, she's order us to go and put the worms somewhere else and put her flowers back in the pot! ( I'd empty out her flower pots and fill those with water for the worms!)So my neibours would spend their afternoon flinging dead worms at eachother...

ok, THEY were WEIRD!~

 
in grade 1 i used to eat ants, thed crawl down my throat..it tickled

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
I want recess again *sob* i miss it also i want nap time were i Don't get in trouble for sleeping haha

'more pain inside of my brain

then in the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane aimed at the world trade'

Eminem - My Dad's Gone Crazy (2:27)

*brooke* - tyler is amazing everyone, i just have to say that

 
i never had nap time! i didn't go to pre-school... only kindergarden and one day was all french ( which i still today DON'T understand :P) and the other day we had an english teacher. I think my kindergraden teachers name was something funny like Miss. Marshmellow or Miss. Melon-mellow

 
My brother used to make leggo creations, and I'd eat all the little red and green lights. When he'd realize this, he'd tell my mom, and she'd wait till they came out of my system then sift through it to get the lights back. My mom's awesome. I don't think we realize all our parents did and sacrificed for us until we get to this age and finally see how much work it was. Oh yeah, there was a huge sewar pipe running under the highway in town, and my best friend and I would walk through it, calling for the ninja turtles to play with us. My brother fed me Jack Daniels when I was about 12.

trust me, the '' things aren't actually there
 
i remember now than when i was in like grades kindergarten-3rd grade in gym class we would play games and the winning team would do a Victory Lap with out fingers in V's and then leave...i also enjoyed playground dodgeball!!

O'DOYLE RULES!!!!

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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'

newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

 
concentrate

concentrate

people are dying

children are crying

concentrate

concentrate

people are dying

children are crying

concentrate

concentrate

spider crawling up your back, bite

spider crawling up your back, bite

crack an egg on your head

let it dribble 'till you're dead

crack an egg on your head

let it dribble 'till you're dead

concentrate

concentrate

...........

now imagine you're on the top floor of a 50 story building. you hate your life, you hate your work, you hate everything. so you step up to the ledge. you look down and you see the people...their as small as ants...and you think about your shit life again. but this time you think about your friends, you family, you dog or cat, you think about everyone your life touches, and you decide that no, this isn't you time to go...

THEN SOMEBODY COMES FROM BEHIND YOU AND PUSHES YOU OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

man, that game was sweet ass. i want to play that right now. who wants to play with me?

Shhh. Don't tell god I'm an atheist.
 
i remember that and light as a feather stiff as a board...making letters out of shaving cream on our desks in kindergarten

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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'

newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

 
any of you remember those crazy sex orgys on the playground? man, those were the shit. it was fun until lil' suzy got knocked up.......

Shhh. Don't tell god I'm an atheist.
 
when i was little..i tried to be the first one to post on a new page and tell my mommy on anyone who tried to stop me

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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'

newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

 
hmm so much i remeber. haha, when i was liek in first grade, til i was in liek forth, me adn steve, would go to his house everyday after school (or mine, but we didnt do this at my house) and take his giant stuffed elephant, and slid down the stairs on it. the sad day came, when his mom said she had enought, and sold it at a garage sale. then i remeber playen house in kindergarden, everyday at free time, we played house. house house house. and i was the daddy or the son. haha, house was sweet. but one day my first grade teacher called me fat! i was so upset i cryed and cryed. shut up, i was in kindegarden. Then, in liek 4th, i had to do this fucked up project, and it was liek rite a letter to pamela wallin (a news caster) and i was like, i dont even liek her! so ill just do soemthing else. the teacher made me stay in at lunch, and then i ran home, and didnt come back. my mom was liek, what the hell!?! haha, good times. and then all the thnigs i couldnt say! liek oplymoly (oatmeal) and pasquetty (spaghetti). aww good years. at my elementary school, we started out with liek 22 of us in kindergarden, and we graduated with 7. hahah gilmore! hahha me, steve, ian, rachelle, jamie, jessica and ainsley. hahaha, it was sooo fun. i miss it all, haven my own desk! man! sure a locker is great, but i didnt get yelled at if i put stikers on my desk! hhahah oh man, i miss it all. but, i still remember:

ms. molly had a steamboat

her steamboat had a bell

ms. molly went to heavan

her steamboat went to

hello operater

give me number 9

and if you diconect me

i'll kick you from

behind the yellow curtin

there lay a peice of glass

ms. molly sat upon it

and cut her big fat

ask me no more questions

tell me no more lies

the boys are in the washroom

doing up their

flys are in the city

the bees are in the park

ms. molly and her boyfriend

are kissing in the

dark is like a movie

the movies like a show

the show is like the tv

the tvs like i know

i know my mother

i know i know my father

i know i know my sister

and her 80 meter bra!

hahahah 80 meters, get that! man i wanna a time machine!

O.:|K|o|w|a|b|u|n|g|A|:.O
 
Hahaha, me and my neighbor would get this sleeping bag and put all these pillows in it and slide down the stairs on it like it was a bobsled. We stopped after his knees slammed into my back, and i moved a disc in my back, but it was fun while it lasted.

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