Things you did when you were a little kid

suzy had a steamboat

the steammboat had a bell

the steamboat went to heavan

suzy went to

hello operator

give me number 9

if you disconnect me

ill chop off your

behind the frigerator

there was a piece of glass

suzy sat upon it

and broke her little

ask me no more questions

tell me no more lies

the boys are in the bathroom

zipping up their

flies are in the city

the bees are in the park

suzy and her boyfriend

are kissing in the

d-a-r-k d-a-r-k

darker than the ocean

darker than the sea

darker than the underwear my mom puts on me

suzy had a baby

she named it tiny tim

she put put him in the bathroom

to see if he could swim

he drank up all the water

he ate up all the soap

he tried to eat the bathtub

but it didnt fit down his throat

suzy called the doctor

the doctor called the nurse

the nurse had called the lady with the aligator purse

a dollar for the doctor

a nickel for the nurse

nothing for the lady with the aligator purse

suzy found a husband

his name was crippled bob

she bit him in the weeny

and it began to throb

he hit her in the face

and she began to

sobbing is for sissies

crying is nerds

suzy didnt have shoes on

when she stepped into the

turds are woods

suzy stepped into them

and showed me all her goods!

thank you

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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'

newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

 
witch...thats the most depressing game ive ever heard of....you're sick! SICK! ...........so I'll meet you at 8?

yeah, too bad about suzy...but she said that she wanted to!........i have no children.

I believe if you aren't involven in naming a child, their not yours.

i remember this game called trust. you would blindfold people and guide them across the playground and they had to trust you to go down the steps and over obstacles etc. it was sweet, i guided a girl into the alley and showed her my apprentice...then she touched it....ahhh, what a sweet day

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
hahaha....she got to touch ur unit...lol....did she say....'WHAT IS THHHHHHAAAAAAT THINGY'

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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'

newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

 
Yeah, i remember in nap time, we never could sleep, and i dont htink this kid knew it, but he would always like play with everything *ahem* down there (jesus, he was FIVE...holy moly) and i watched him and wondered what he was doing. And then my friend and i would draw courses around my circle driveway and we'd push eachother in the wagon while the other one steared it... you know, you turn the handle around...it was great. We'd also have tea parties..but we were cool...we used real live TEA! hahahahaha it was awesome...childhood rules

If I had a nickel,

I'd surely give it to you right away.
 
What kind of tea did you drink? 'Real live tea'... Hmmm..

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
tea? wtf?

and she was like gross, what is that, a big sausage or something? and i said yea, and she said 'can i have a bite?' i almost said yes...boy it would have been a bloddy nightmare if i said yes..in a literal sense

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
...no ones laughin.....

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
i dont get it

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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'

newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

 
dude, that wasn't a sick game, it was the fucking best game ever!!!! we'd play it all the time, each time you had to change the story. it was sp fun...i wish i was playing it right now.....

'Get me drunk and you can have my body. Get me pregnant and I'm yours forever.'
 
wont anybody play with me?

In the garden shed, behind a cobweb curtain, Witch Baby was playing her drums.

It was the drumming of flashing dinosaur rock gods and goddesses who sweat starlight, the drumming of tall, muscly witch doctors who can make animals dance, wounds heal, rain fall and flowers open. But it began in Witch Baby's head and heart and came out through her small body and hands...
 
In pre-school we never had nap time. And in Elementary school we played 'Gorgon' (a variation on tag where one person starts as 'it' and he/she tags everyone else and they are 'it' with him/her and it goes until there's only one person. That was like a frigging cult we could've gone totally fight club with Gorgon, we never let the French Immersians play cause they were outcasts in our school huh WitchBaby? HAHA. I never did anything retarded like eat random things off the ground or wherever. But I did have ALL the Ninja turtles stuff it was awesome. Plus Creepy crawlers was great too. I used to watch the Old Dungeons and Dragons cartoon on TV and Ren and Stimpy on Much Music (Canadian version of MTV). My dad and I would build go karts (minus the motor) with brakes and a cool steering wheel and we'd go race them down the biggest hill in my neighbourhood. I remember this one time I made fun of this cocky ESL kid and the principals turned it into a racism thing (it wasn't...I called him an idiot) and that's when I first became cynical...in 5th grade oooooo damn you Raeul! I just realized...My parents were sick! They'd let me watch crazy movies like Terminator and RoboCop when I was like 5 or 6 or whatever age I was when they came out. And I still have the origional Nintendo entertainment system. Goddamn I loved Sega Genesis

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FRENCH IMMERSION IS A WORTH WHILE PROGRAM!! JUST GIVE IT A CHANCE!

we played crack the whip and circle and cliff hanger, but none of you english people would play with us.. and we wouldn't have let you if you wanted to!!!! so many injuries........

In the garden shed, behind a cobweb curtain, Witch Baby was playing her drums.

It was the drumming of flashing dinosaur rock gods and goddesses who sweat starlight, the drumming of tall, muscly witch doctors who can make animals dance, wounds heal, rain fall and flowers open. But it began in Witch Baby's head and heart and came out through her small body and hands...
 
ahah I remember playing soccer once I tackled this kid (who was a bit of a rebel) and he got all fucked off and started to hit me and shit. I just cracked up and said 'aww did I upset poor zany wany' (his name was zane). He went apeshit.

Then at lunch time like half the school was on either my side or zane's side. It was like a war. I remember some fucker on zanes side had a SEWING needle..fucking stabbed me in one of my butt cheeks.

But yea... this cold war ended up with a big food fight. The teachers finally came around and everyone pointed to me and zane. They were like ooo you're going to get in big shit for this.

I think the headmaster gave us like 20 lines, and we were mates again at the end of the day.

fucked up.

What gravity?
 
Bein' a little kid was the good times. Stupid stuff could intertain u for hours. Now All I want to do is ski! I remember having a crush on the pink power ranger and loving the Ninja Turtles. Stuff like tether ball and tag and being chased by the girls who would try to kiss and hug u and stuff! Plastic sword fights! Gosh those are funny, the kids are always saying 'k, like u hit me and u think Im dead and...wait NO!, then I jump up and get u but u dodge it, NO! wait, then I kill u!' We would just talk about what we would do! Care bears were aweseom! I thought I was Batman and would try to jump and do flips and just fall on my back! I don't know why but I never was afraid of cooties....I remember liking girls in kindergarten! Aaahhhhh....those were the good times in life...

'Shampoo is beta!'

'NO! Conditioner is beta!'

'I go on first and clean the hair!'

'I leave the hair feeling smooth and silky!'

'O really fool?!'

'O really?!'

.....'STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAAAAN!!!!'

 
Bein' a little kid was the good times. Stupid stuff could intertain u for hours. Now All I want to do is ski! I remember having a crush on the pink power ranger and loving the Ninja Turtles. Stuff like tether ball and tag and being chased by the girls who would try to kiss and hug u and stuff! Plastic sword fights! Gosh those are funny, the kids are always saying 'k, like u hit me and u think Im dead and...wait NO!, then I jump up and get u but u dodge it, NO! wait, then I kill u!' We would just talk about what we would do! Care bears were aweseom! I thought I was Batman and would try to jump and do flips and just fall on my back! I don't know why but I never was afraid of cooties....I remember liking girls in kindergarten! Aaahhhhh....those were the good times in life...

'Shampoo is beta!'

'NO! Conditioner is beta!'

'I go on first and clean the hair!'

'I leave the hair feeling smooth and silky!'

'O really fool?!'

'O really?!'

.....'STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAAAAN!!!!'

 
We used to do stair luge. My friend and I would either get in a big sleeping bag (and zip it all the way up) and go down the stairs flipping and sliding all over the place. No pillows... Hardcore. We made a stair cart once. It was a cardboard box with 'Stair Racer 7000' or something on the side. It flipped over half way down and we just fell down the rest of the way.

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-Dan
 
who remembers their first boner?

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - anonymous

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

everything you know is not true

`When I was doin him in the butt, my dick touched his shit...it was cool` - J()nes
 
i havent gotten mine yet

scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?

LineSkiEastCoast: lol

LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

 
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