Things to tell parents

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hoover247

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hey guys i need some good stories to tell my parents to get them to let me out late at night im running out of ideas a little help plz!
 
going to the movies, late showing, THEN on the way home you had to drop like 5 kids off all around town.
 
i would always call mine at like midnight and tell them i'm with a girl and we just started watching a movie and i'll come home right after cuz i dont want to just watch half of it. then when i come home at 3 or 4 (if they even notice) i'll either tell them we watched a long ass movie or tell them i fell asleep while i was watching it, cuz they cant really argue with you if you fell asleep, shit happens ya know.
 
not to be stereotypical, but my good friend's mormon. so i just bring him along with me. because they trust him. whenever i go somewhere they're always like"is jake going", or "only if jake's going" haha
 
no it isnt. ive done it a few times when i was underage and my parents didnt let me do what i wanted. id just get home hella late and say my battery died or sumthin
 
well when i was 14 (im guessing your around the same age too) i would just tell them im sleeping at one of my friends houses, which i probably would end up doing anyway, and then go to the party and get drunk.
 
^ 14 reaaaaaaallly.. do you ever say things to yourself like, im gonna be so fucked up when i grow up, or just im a big fat liar cause no one likes me
 
14 is gr 9... where im from kids usually start drinking when there 14 or 15... i dont know where your from nor do i care, but it was pretty accepted and everyone turned out fine. look at europe in a lot of countries they dont even have a drinking age... im guessing your from the big US where the drinking age is fuckin gay and kids only start drinking when there 18 or 19... its not your fault you suck at drinking and cant hold your liquor, its your governments.
 
Well i live in the country so ive been drinking since like eighth grade too,, but i wasnt lying to my parents then going out.. i guess that is freshman year.. shoot it seems likea lot longer ago
 
your cracked out...cant stop drinking.... and the cops just showed up. just tell em whta your doing and laugh and say you will be home soon.

my conversation with beans' (my friends nick name is bean) mom

beans' mom: what are you guys doing tonight?

me: were gonna get drunk and pick up on loose women!

beans' mom: oh ...ha ha ha what would your parents say. ha ha ha

me: im not sure

we then drove off.

bean: i cant believe you said that to my mom.
 
Hey hey hey, We can hold are booze just fine down here in the US. Besides only the pussies don't start drinking until they're in college, when I was in highschool almost everyone drank including the 9th graders.
 
be honest, that tends to work better over the long run. just say you will be drinking (responsibly) and that you don't want to drive, maybe even ask them if they can pick you up at 2 or 3. they will probably appreciate the honesty and it'll build trust in your relationship
 
learn to handle your drink, and just stroll in play it cool. Or just be straight up with them instead of being some little bitch. Just tel them your gonna roll around 3, if they say o your grounded then fuck just do it.
 
Planetarium

Picking someone up at the train station later at night (mines an hour away)

A movie

Your friend got sick and your staying home with the poor guy

Camping

An orgy with your newschoolers frends

they can all work

 
my friends parents always give them a curfew, its so dumb, all it does is make the two of them (twins) drive drunk when they want to drink. if i were them or you i would call and be like...im not driving right now, im too drunk. if you are old enough to pull that off.
 
Intramural basketball. Tell them some friends started playing and you figured you'd partake for the hell of it. You can always stay out extra late too because it's sports - there's overtime, etc. Problem is you kinda have to be out every night at that time, so be ready for the commitment.
 
So wonderful when you finally succeed, but so. fucking. gay. for every minute of your life until then.
 
I always start out with something dumb like "Going to the ghetto to snort herion and pick up on lose, cheap women." Then parents are usually like " Uh-hu, what are you really doing?" Then just laugh and say "Going to a buddies" For some reason that usually makes the "goign to a buddies" line more believable.
 
i always just say "hey mom, im going out tonight, ill be home some time tomorrow" and they never really care. its pretty chill. but if i were you, id prolly just say something like "going to a friends house" or "were gonna go hang out at taco bell", that cant fail.
 
just say that theres girls there cuz that always works cuz at least ur parents know ur not gay .... or just try to walk in and just say u were over a buddies house and forgot what time it was... thats risky thoguht cuz i did it once and its really easy to mess up when ur shitfaced and just threw up haha.. anyways i started drinking in 6th grade
 
tell them that they probably did the same thing when they were your age. or just say im going to the church to pray and they will understand.
 
a friend of mine is always like, " I'm doing a project for school." which is really funny because her mom must think she's done like a billion projects for school this year.
 
would you like to expand on that answer? if you've had done english at all in school you'd know from rhetoric that when you give a shitty answer like that, you just look like a complete dumbass because you have no credibility at all.
 
simmer down bud. i dont know what the fuck your talking about with "rhetoric", but dude was just saying that you are behind the game cuz you only started drinking at 14-15

i always go with the movie or say that ill be home late cuz i gotta go down town to pick up a fat sack from my dealer
 
haha true this! worked a fucking treat when i was younger, some of the best nights as an underager were due to this very excuse
 
ha ha this made me giggle, but drinking to much young does fuck you up, i mean fuck it costs to much when your used to drinking a botttle of JD in a night.
 
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