Things to shout

Nothing, I just prepapre myself mentally for eating shit.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
in okemo last season i undershot their last jump and screamed out 'OH CRAP' as loud as i could, i didnt think it was that loud untill my friends told me that everyone heard it within a 300 foot radius.

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3 Months, 2 Weeks, 3 Days Left

 
haha that is lame isnt it

ill remeber to shout FUCK DICK ASS CUNT instead of crap next time i think im going to die

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3 Months, 2 Weeks, 3 Days Left

 
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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

~221
 
i dont shout, i just say 'oh shit'

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this way is a waterslide away for me to chase her fuller every day

 
tommy...so laaaaaaaame

anyway...FUCK!

->Colleen

I ain't looking for confusion, but it tends to follow me

Life is like a bowl of lucky charms

*NWFT*
 
Me and my friends call it the 'Oh Shit Air.'

Joke Of The Week

Why did the blonds belly button hurt in the morning?

Because her boyfriend was blond too.
 
Shit or FUCK!!

I ♥ ♥, because without ♥ there would be no ♥ to ♥. This is why I ♥ ♥. Because ♥ing ♥ is the very cool and ♥ing thing to do. So come on a feel the ♥. Once you feel the ♥, you will realize why i ♥ ♥ing ♥ so much.

-Skiierman
 
yeah the few times ive overshot i didnt say anything i just try to get it landed, and then when i case...SHIT!! or FUCK!!

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high north was AWESOME

'im Wayne Brady bitch!'-chapelle's show

skrew the inocent

totally and completely homosexual. I mean, by saying that, you might as well wear a shirt that says 'I like it up the Ass'-misterbinz

 
fuckers... dont ask me why. theres other things but ill keep them to myself.

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
oh................shit

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ya, i know, mommy and daddy got me a cell hpone, but it was for safety reasons while driving the lexus they bought me.
 
HOLY COW!

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yes.. i once found my freind on acid under a blanket and wearing a loin cloth made out of bannna peels

hoodratz47
 
SHIT!

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
YEAAAAYUUUUHH!

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

This is one voice not to forget:

'Fight every fight like you can win;

An iron-fisted champion,

An iron-willed fuck up.'

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.

 
i iddnt know until recently, that i say things to myself when i screw up a hit...some guy was standing on the table, and i hit it, under shot it severely, and said something like 'Oh fucking hell, not again'....i didnt even know i was saying....i thought i was just thinking it...

weird.

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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn

i swear to drunk im not god.
 
this one time i didn't shout or anything, but in a brief moment of clarity when i knew i was gonna hit the ground i just said 'oh shit' in a normal voice (nearly a mumble). it's weird cause usually i'm kicking and yelling and all that good stuff.

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i curse your pubes with the fleas of a thousand camels
 
i dont fuck up my hits i am perfect

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a good friend will always bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting there next to you saying that was fucking awsome

time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas

 
god damn shit pissing cocksucking dicksucking motherfuxcking holy jesus what da fuck we gonna die... *crashes, burns, eats shit*

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of

arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly

proclaiming...'Wow! What a ride!'
 
I scream inwardly. I don't say it aloud. But I'm thinking along the lines of 'oh shit oh shit oh shit oh sh- BANG'.

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'I'm the master of low expectations.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!

 
i either shout 'ohhhhhhhhhh shit!!!!!!!!!!' or mutter and ' aw fuck' to myself. either one

...RUN FOR COVER PRODUCTIONS...

 
FUCK

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
i said oh shit like a second before i blacked out in mid-air

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
I am quiet till I hit the ground then when I am about to hit I grunt so I don't get the wind knocked outta me (when I'm off axis and have no chance of getting to me feet)

 
next time you fall, say penis really loud.

I ♥ ♥, because without ♥ there would be no ♥ to ♥. This is why I ♥ ♥. Because ♥ing ♥ is the very cool and ♥ing thing to do. So come on a feel the ♥. Once you feel the ♥, you will realize why i ♥ ♥ing ♥ so much.

-Skiierman
 
a bunch of swears usually consisting of 'fuck' and 'shit'

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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
 
nothing, or swears

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line skis- because skiing needs a future

i wish mt hood blew up and all the ash and stones landed on my mountain and it became like 2000 feet taller - Bristolrider
 
LIECHENTRAGER ZU WACHE!!!!!

NEIN!

or

es ist Zeit für Rache, wir muß die Juden abschaffen!!!!

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-Harrison

SSK PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS: MOTION (LARRY HODGEDON) IM ME FOR MORE INFO

You are a total asshole. Tripping a pregnant girl is not okay.

-eastcoastpride
 
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