Things to shout

I usually do the shouting after I hit the ground, but next time I'll yell banzai, jeronimo, or KHAAAAANNNNN!

Pull up to the club, people be suspicious, white boys, light boys flashin all them riches, im feelin good in the hood with a brand new esc, the dutch in the stashbox just rollin on ex, went from flippin keys to flippin pique collaz up, spendin dollaz smokin trees like thats whats up
 
i over shot a 50 foot table in oregon.. i woke up the next day in the hospital with a punctured lung and a lacerated liver, i was in the hospital for 4 days 500 miles from home.. i dont remember anything . including my last words

 
I usually silently mutter 'damn those canadians'

Lateralis, on his turn-ons:

'a shaved box, i dont want no fucken rain forest greeting me when i tear off those little cotton panties, id much rather have a nice gaping axe wound that is dripping with wetness while i stare at it in amazement and eat that shit like its elephant food!'
 
Always I yell 'GUYS LOOK!' because I've decided if I'm going to die, I'm going to die putting on a show.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
i sorta chill out when i overshoot,like when i know im gonna eat shit,i sorta enjoy it cuz u get

so much air.then when you relize your 4 feet from the ground,give a hearty 'YEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWW!'

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skoot4lyfe
 
I usually ski at a nice calm quiet family resort and everyone has little kids, so i make sure to swear as loud as possible.

I ♥ ♥, because without ♥ there would be no ♥ to ♥. This is why I ♥ ♥. Because ♥ing ♥ is the very cool and ♥ing thing to do. So come on a feel the ♥. Once you feel the ♥, you will realize why i ♥ ♥ing ♥ so much.

-Skiierman
 
if i realize im fucked early enough, i say o shit. if its late, i yell FUCK

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'the paris hilton video was terrible..it was all inferred and shit. it was like tom clancy was fucking her or something.' mommy
 
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