Things that you always thought until someone told you that your life was a lie

Omg i felt like a fucking failure about this one. My parents told me that pulling the tag off a pillow was illegal and I BELIEVED IT til i was at least 12. Palm-In-Face.
 
until i was like 12 i thought that in that uncle kracker song follow me where its like " swim trough your veins like a fish in the sea" i always thought it said " i like it when you piss in the sea."
 
Haha same for me. I realized about 3 years ago. I am 18 haha. I always thought it was some upper case G.
 
I always thought that erectile dysfunction was rectile dysfunction meaning you are constipated haha. I put the rectile with rectum. Haha I think I even asked my dad if he had rectile dysfunction.
 
i thought it was roman coke, and that to make a roman coke, you needed soda, and alcohol. i learned i was wrong when i was 14 and mixed rootbeer and tequila in a soda bottle to make one and get drunk for the first time.
 
environment is not spelled enviroment

that was a month ago and i am a junior MATH major in college..... i like numbers.
 
I always had a personal theory that monica lewinski had sex with bill clinton because she just wanted to secretly have the presidents son. I had had no idea what oral sex was at the time.It wasnt until a few years ago that i found out why there was no child involved
 
my friends sister thought that the sun and the moon were the same thing untill the age of 18.

but she is the definition of a dumb blonde,
 
I've always been taught that it was size. I do ride, I used to almost every weekend, all weekend. that was before i lost all my balance though.
 
it's actually spelled frOOt loops. not fruit loops. i spent like ten minutes in the cereal aisle staring at the box because i thought my eyes were making it all up
 
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