Things that you always thought until someone told you that your life was a lie

I was always confused with the disney logo. and when i was like three i thought grass was called glass, remember getting in a huge fight with my baby sitter about it looking out the window pointing at the ground helling"what? dont you see it the green glass every wheres" She wouldent let me outside until my parents came home. I also thought Prince Edward Island was PTI not PEI coused some confusion in grade two when we learned the provences.
 
I agree, when you are sitting you can't nearly get as good as a swipe going, and folding FTW none of this bunching up business unless its in a public bathroom and the toilet paper is really thin then you have to just bunch a whole crap load to ensure proper "poke through" protection and good coverage lmao.

ANyways back to the topic. When I was little I used to think that back in the day everything was actually black and white due to the movies I would see.
 
in case someone hasn't said it "for all intensive purposes" rather than "for all intents and purposes"
 
when i was little. i think in grade 2 or something. my teacher would listen to the song that"s amore by dean martin. and in the song it goes "when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats amore". first of all. that doesnt make sense anyways. and second up till this day if the song ever comes to my mind i sing it when the moon hits the sky like a pig piece of pie, eat some more eh. yeah that bothers me a alot
 
holy. have you ever come across the road sign for littering. and theres a crossed out can and then a hammer and then $100 or something? does any one know what im talking about? those completly ruin my life every time is see them
 
i think ive seen that one. Another sign that confused me for a solidk 15 years was the sign thats supposed to mean skidding out.

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I thought it was a car on springs for 15 years or so. When i finally realized what it was, i was just like, "ooooooooooh"
 
Im 18 and I learned in physics a few days ago that red, blue, and green are the actual primary colors, not red, blue, and yellow. Pretty suprising.
 
Haha, i thought they were hoses on the front of the car, and it confused me so much, like "Why the fuck would someone have hoses on their car? What are they for?"
 
I don't know if you're joking, or if its just different in optics, but Red Blue and Yellow are the only colours that don't come from a mixture of other coloures, so they are the primary colours. Green is a mixture of 2 colours (blue and yellow).
 
both sets are primary colors, its just that red blue and green are the primary colors for light and red, blue and yellow are the primary "regular" colors...

i thought oral sex was phone sex till grade 6...
my friend thought adam sandler and ben stiller were the same person untill the end of grade 11...don't ask, he still gets shit for it...
i didnt know people had foreskin untill i was 14....ummm quite the shocker.

 
when i was a kid i thought it was ketchup tiger by the toe. A few weeks ago i learned it was catch a nuka
 
I never talked until I was 5. I guess I just sort of grunted. I didn't think there was anything wrong with that.
 
my friends up until a month ago thought placebo was pronounced plass-so-bo
and ricochet was pronounced rio-ket. and i thought girls peed out of their butts until i was like 13
 
When I hit that time...I thought that shaving facial hair made it grow back thicker and faster.

Ladies don't poop....well, I still don't want to believe it
 
if someone said something like "I'd prefer the former to the latter." I thought latter was ladder until a few years ago. I even used it in sentences luckily no one noticed or called me out on it.
 
Dude I thought they came out the ass for years. I got in an argument with this girl (in like 1st grade) over it and she wouldn't tell me where they really came out. Fuckin bitch.
 
my sister thought the stars on the american flag were yellow til she was 20. she carried a 4.3 through high school and is one of the most "with-it" people i know..thers just some things that you never do grasp
 
DUDE YES!!!!!!! fuck that sign so much. i thought it was a car on tentacles and never ever understood it until i took my permit test...
 
i always thought that a chimney was a chimley right up till i was 18.i also thought parliament was pardament untill a decent age
 
Until this past semester (end of Junior year), I thought the phrase "for all intents and purposes" was actually "for all intensive purposes". I thought this would be a common mistake, but I'm the only person I've talked to that thought what I did.

Personally, I still maintain that my version at least rolls off the tongue much easier.
 
i used to think that a power play in hockey was when the puck was shot really hard and broke through the net, not where a player was sent into penalty box
 
I thought those road signs that say "Survey Crew" said "Swervy Crew" until about last year. I told my mom... she was not impressed.

My biggest shame:

Until I was 21 and a half I thought that lions were female tigers. How that's possible I have no idea. I make Honors or Deans List every semester and am a scholar in one of my majors, yet I never knew that lions and tigers are different. Fuck my life. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!
 
my name is alex and I thought that people were calling me smart alex...not a smart alec. I would call my little brother smart jake etc. haha
 
No way... really?

I always though it was "for all intensive purposes". Whats funny is that I am a junior in my last semester too.
 
i thought a yellow light meant go faster, festival was festible, and a bunch more i'll think of later and then be mad because i forgot to post them now
 
When i was little my mom told me that the easter bunny died, and that the easter horse took over. So i got crap from everybody at school every year until i found out that neither of them were real. Thats one of many reasons why i am how i am today haha.
 
once i slept with a super soaker and a bunch of little water guns on my bed, i was determined to catch the tooth fairy. Of course my water guns leaked and i woke up in a puddle and my tooth was gone.
 
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