Things that you always thought until someone told you that your life was a lie

i thought badminton was badmitten, until like 2 years ago, when i was 17, and i hated that its spelled badminton so much that i still like to pronounce it the way it sounds, bad-min-ton
 
For the longest time i thought that if you ate the black seeds in a watermelon, one would grow inside your tummy. I disected the shit outta my watermelon because of that.
 
I used to think the "sen" in "sensei" meant one thousand.

similarly, I used to think the word "seifuku" had "sei" in it because of the english word sailor, and I thought it was written with the character that means "to be born"...

haha....
 
i thought rollerblading was fruit booting till last night. and i thought karma was real till a fellow ns member told me it wasnt
 
bahah yah i called my frined a qweef once and he thought that it was when a pimp would put his hoes in a barrel and kick them down a hill
 
ahahahahhah nice

hmm....well my dad was previously married but i never knew until my grandma just told me..but doesnt really make a difference haha does that count in this thread? not sure
 
i was born on halloween so when i was little i used to think that every one was dressing u for my birthday
 
i thought that it was spelled lense, not lens until 10th grade, i thought (if you've heard of the outer banks) it was Kay Patteras, not Cape Hatteras, and i thought snapping was your fingers rubbing together, but it's you finger hitting the base of your thumb.
 
I didnt know what was my fathers real name until I was like 10 because everyone called him with his nickname, and i just wasnt sure which one was his real and which one was his nickname
 
i used to call hellicopters "hicoppers"

i also used to think that to be a teacher you had to be fat b.c all of my teachers i saw when i was little were rather large...
 
until halloween of the past year are thought that the word costumes were pronounced, "coushume". Until my friend called me out for it in front of one of my teachers. Luckily enough I graduated
 
well when i was younger about 11, their was this eye glasses place that was called bay optical, (meaning it was on a corner of the road "bay" in my town) and one time me and my mom were driving past and i yelled bay obstacle isint that you're glasses place mom? and she laughed for a really long time.... then i felt stupid

i guess its one of those " you had to be there" kinda things
 
Today I learned that its surprised, not suprised. I was texting someone and after many tries of making suprised I said out loud "Why the fuck won't my phone spell suprised?!" The only people around me were French, so no worries.
 
when i was a kid i thought car pools were El Caminos

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I never understood why people didn't have them filled up in the summer time.
 
i used to say pumpkin; punkin.

i used to think mashed potatoes were gross until my dad told me they were mashed french fries.

when i was in elemantary school i thought i was really hairy and weird for having pubes in 4th grade.

i used to think you could only catch an STD from a hooker, then i went to CU Boulder.

when i was a kid i thought boobs were awesome. now, i'm an ass man.

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I thought a woman that was into other woman was called an esbian until I was 13 and my friends made fun of me and I learned it was Lesbian.
 
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