things that make skiing gay

mommy

mommy

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tight pants

tight hoodies

gold chains

all that cock sucking

hucked spins

short skis

12 year olds

2 foot kickers

t-shirts over long shirts

huge helmets

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trust me

 
backyard skiing

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com

 
They better be, I just got a new hot pink one!

Just Like The Cool Kids....

I Get Head

'I Love You Spit Bucket' -My Drunk Roommate
 
lets not forget neon colors

girls skiing in bikini's or guys skiing in shorts

Girls are not allowed to fart or burp, therefore we must bitch or else we will explode
 
assholes make everything gay

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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
 
assholes make everything gay

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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
 
did you just say neon is gay

I'm going to come to your down in my DayGlo and pillage and burn your town and rape your women

 
buttfucking.... its pretty gay too

-Nick Iwanyshyn

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'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

Proud Member of Canada's Drinking Team
 
one thing i mos def cant stand is when old people who suck at skiing, come strollin throught the park with their kids and fuckin like, all their tea party friends, and just like, roll over the jumps, and stand on landings, and its just like.. wow. what the shit are you doing... naaa mean??

..4frntn..

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as soon as click in, all I can thinkk about is moist ,puckered, heaving anus.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'your posts would usually get me in trouble in school when i get on NS' -ReggaeConcept

'you lazy asshole' -Crystal-needs-a-park
 
^ haha, teaparty. some dumb 12 year old girls always rode up the jumps at waterville and stood there for 3 minutes. i called it a teaparty. idk what the fuck they were doin but it was gay. the stood right in the table after the lip in a cirlcle like they were cool, and they werent.

so yeah gay people make skiing pretty gay too

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Weed: My Anti-Drug
 
kids with rentals, down jacket unzipped and skiing in jeans

I have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire-Hank Hill
 
how bout people who are to worried about what makes skiing gay. grow up. if u truly gave a shit about skiing, you wouldnt care. u r to caught up in your image. who cares. ski cuz u wanna ski, u fucks

 
i think its this bullshit that makes skiing gay. Just cause some racer burns through the park going off the side of a rail jump and doing a spread, then trying a 180 and bailing in spandex, doesnt mean skiing is gay. It means your gay for thinking that. And the kid who did that park run i was talking about is also gay. But not skiing.

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Dont copy that floppy!
http://aliencowboy.protige.com/videos/dctf-1.wmv
 
daddy-o

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lates moe

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Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

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i remember a few years back when a family of four came strolling through our park. they threw a table clothes over the 30 footer, and had a scrumptious uncle ben's mini bowls experience.

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trust me

 
I hate S.P.O.R.E.S. (Stupid People On Rented Equipment) they always come up from the city in their HUGE sean john coats and go through like they know what their doing

Five-9 Productions

'we were all pretty stoked to keep the jump suits and the hand cuffs'

-andy woods on the DNA add in Freeze

-Mike

 
hahaha SPORES I'll have to remember than one...a different category of tourists

Just a thought

'Hey check this out'
 
People who rip on others for learning... If they're not trying and all 'steezed' out that's one thing, but if they keep trying 180's over and over and over they deserve credit.

Oh yeah, and huge Texas families who do not understand the concept of merging in lift line...'now look here, I'hve rhented the performance package with the sidecut parabolic skiis so I can learn them parrallel turns like them rhacers do...'

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I have a 40 year old schizophrenic midget living in my garage
 
mommy....haha thats would be so fucking funny to see...go off the jump and throw a backflip or an overflip to freak em out!

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ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan
 
whats wrong with being gay? Mommy is gay and i bet hes got alot of tight friends...well maybe not tight but you know what i mean. Nice post homo, skien is skien...oh and for all the oldschool haters out there,go find mommy on the bunny hill and have some new school ass sex. peace.

'Its not the lack of sex that gets me... it the lack of sex that gets me.'

My friend after he broke up with his girl

269 is locked for the season
 
i hate 'mommy' your a fucking loser yeah i dont know you but i just dont like you opinion or anything you have to say

 
mommy is going to penetrate you with that huge pulsating yellow scratch cock beau

no lube

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
i forgot about the little kids that call others 'nigger face' when where they live there isnt a black person in a 50 mile radius. well mabe thats snowboarders but its absolutely classic

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Weed: My Anti-Drug
 
MasterJibber, are you completely stupid or what? Racing is insane! Have you seen the pros? You really think that's gay? Look beyond the tight suit...then moguls? Don't knock before you try it, and most people hate them because they suck at them! Then old school stuff... Where do you think new school got most of its background?

 
I hate all these people worrying about what's cool. If you are that worried about, go snowboarding, I don't want you being part of this sport

 
word boardercrk9. word. oh, wait, your a boarder, FUCK YOU

remember; i cant be trusted, becase the only ski movies ive ever seen were the warren miller ones, and in the haze.

and yes, i am in love with (a) sam caylor and (b)harvey.
 
oh and i forgot, those reflective materials they put on older jackets, and lots of seams, lots of seams really sucks especially if its black with white stitching , it gets kind of annoying, denim with orange is alright, as long as there isn't too many stitches showing, like all over the place for no reason whcih bring me to my next point, stitching where it is not needed, i.e. stitches for design, it looks stupid

oh and, some color schemes on some jackets ruin skiing

snowboard/skate companies still make the best outerwear

'Keep on rocking in the free world'
 
I hate S.P.O.R.E.S. (Stupid People On Rented Equipment) they always come up from the city in their HUGE sean john coats and go through like they know what their doing

Five-9 Productions

When I was like 15, me and a lot of other instructors would get rear entry boots, and wear jeans or khakis, anything that emphasized yeti. then we would go to blue and ski around like a crazy mother fuckers with skill.

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lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

FOCUS Premieres in Toronto (Oct 10) and Waterloo (Nov 2) Ontario.
 
Yo i think style is definatly needed but still you cant give people that are learning tricks bec someday they might be better than you so give em props dont shoot em down remeber what it took you to get there in your skiing. BEING A HYPOCRITE is what skiing needs to lose.

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'If I was a smart man I would tell you everthing I knew and give to you every time you needed a talking to what would that do?

Teach you my guidlines so you could be a cheerleader at your own game on the sidelines!'

-Slug of Atmosphere

All your family was assitant pimps. My pimpin' comes from a family tree, my grand daddy was a pimp my great great granddaddy was a pimp, i'm talking 'bout pimpin' since been pimpin' been pimpin' since been PIMPIN'!!!!!!!!
 
the people thta come fromt the cities, then critisize are the people i hate.

'If you've got neon light's with gold mags your just basically saying, im a fuckwhit!'- friend

That was 10 feet of queer shit, into 15 feet of gay shit! -newskool

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