Things that give you mini heart attacks

[dunkaroos]

Slipping on ice and almost falling

When you're watching tv and feel something crawl up your leg (spiders)

Driving and hitting black ice

GO

 

[Chunter]

reading your threads.

boning your mom.

 

[Montville57]

Leaning back to find there is nothing there

 

[Kingdom]

Leaning backseat, hittin a roller...And prayin to god for that 4 second fall that you dont die.

 

[Daph]

Losing your keys/phone/wallet

 

[smeeze]

when your keys aren't in your pocket anymore...

 

[Mike-O]

Changing from a jacket that has the wallet pocket on the right side instead of the left, then gasping as you can't feel anything on the left.

 

[Crossfade]

The instant before your about to feel pain.

Knowing your about to knuckle.

 

[zakaroo]

This just gives you a normal heart attack

 

[Kingdom]

Id eat it...

 

[DsMoK3]

when you're driving and a cop comes up behind you with his lights on, regardless if he pulls you over, still get freaked out

 

[[evan]]

When you get called to the office.

 

[yuck]

tripping slightly / stumbling when you are running down the stairs really fast. sweet mary it makes me shit myself.

 

[SSteezle]

when your sitting on a chair balancing on the back two legs and you start falling back

 

[Nufity]

when my phone goes off in class

 

[Tonic]

When you're about to fall asleep and you feel like you fall.

 

[SSteezle]

got another. when you sleep through your alarm and you're late for whatever you had to wake up for

 

[E__]

When I check my pockets and my wallet, phone, or ipod is missing then I realize I'm holding it.

 

[ThundaKilla]

haha this

 

[Raz.]

running at night then hearing a fucking dog bark. ohmygodholyshit.

 

[5oup5teeze]

the fact that snooki is pregnant

slipping down one or two stairs

scary images from movies

 

[steezy.stew]

this happens so much

 

[midwestpowhunter]

The moment u realize u went to big

The moment u realize ur going to fast

The moment a 6 year old cuts in front of u when ur doin 50

 

[Raz.]

terrible feeling

 

[.AR6rider.]

Waking up after a night of drinking and putting on the same pants, only to realize that your wallet/keys/phone are no longer in your pockets, causing you to do a frantic recap of where you were last night and what you were doing, then feeling relieved and confused when you find everything scattered around in your living room.

 

[[evan]]

Realizing I got fucked in the ass and have a black eye.

 

[Ski_the_east01]

definitely this....the reason why I chipped two teeth and broke my nose

 

[.AR6rider.]

These are the things you should keep to yourself. Isn't 13 a little young for that anyway?

 

[Anathema]

mid fap, you think you hear someone walk up to your door.

phew, false alarm. random creeking of the hardwood floors..

 

[[evan]]

>takes insult out of context

>turns it around

>feels like a badass

 

[Mike-O]

Are you doing this unconsciously?

 

[.AR6rider.]

>You said it

>Not me

>Am I doing this right?

>No?

>Fuck

>Maybe next time I'll do it better

>The word "I" typically refers to the person typing/speaking

>If you had said "you," it may have had different meaning

>As it stands, you just openly admitted to getting plowed in the butt.

>Good day

>One more just for effect

>

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>

>

>Profit?

 

[[evan]]

nevermind. it was directed at sam but you two are obvious butt buddies and this is a losing fight.

 

[[evan]]

fuck you man.

 

[kvan]

Hitting a jump bigger than 50 ft and knowing that you're gonna come up short

 

[II_strapped_II]

Every time I get a text from my ex, I feel like my hearts gonna explode. Apparently I'm not over her....

 

[.AR6rider.]

Lrn2pronoun.

Let's have a little lesson, shall we?

I am awesome.

That sentence is referring to me, the creator of the post.

You are a 13 year old bitch who apparently takes it in the pooper.

That sentence is referring to...you guessed it, YOU. See the difference?

 

[[evan]]

im gonna go play skate 3

 

[*monsterskier*]

not paying attention to how fast you're going and seeing a cop

unexpected noises

 

[holy.shep]

putting your phone in the wrong pocket and thinking you lost it

 

[ESAND]

Broken condoms.... oh wait, thats a full on real deal heart attack.

 

[gnarnia.]

hydroplaning.

 

[SSteezle]

haha this scares the shit out of me

 

[sirschralpalot.]

hitting a sticky patch on a rail...horrifying

 

[PlaygroundRapist]

This will also lead to uncontrollable bowel movements:

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[uosdwiSrjewoH]

condom broke, then girlfriend's phone dies and you don't know why she won't answer your texts

that was a fun day

 

[POW-WOW]

When you are going skiing or on a trip and you remember something you forgot/or you just thought you forgot it.

 

[Mike-O]

inb4 Asian driver jokes.

 

[Heart]

grabbing at your pocket and realizing your ipod isnt there, only to realize is buried under notebooks on your desk

 

[nikkib.]

when your friends are standing behind your car, smack it and pretend that you've backed up into them and they're lying on the ground.... my heart dropped and they had a good laugh

 

[uosdwiSrjewoH]

i think i have the most last posts on the page than any other member, every single fucking time