Things that give you mini heart attacks

When I get an email saying basically "as of now all extra curricular activities at the school are gone for the rest of the year" fuck

and when you almost die tripping on the stairs...
 
When you almost miss a block in Mario

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every time i throw a frontside rodeo 5 i always start to come out of the invert at this angle where for a split second it looks like im going screaming at the knuckle shoulder first at mach 50, then the rest of the flip comes around and i sail over it and land fine but every time im always like OHFUCKSHITCOCKFUCK.

 
imagine what god felt like when he scrolled down his thread and saw that someone messaged his step sister about that thread. or does that qualify for a full heart attack?
 
definitely close to one at the least.

One of the worst was hydroplaning on the highway. I lost all control and started sliding sideways, but before i could do anything the tires caught on the pavement again. It was damn scary.
 
this^

even worse when you hear a dog bark while running through the ghetto at night. I stopped, dropped, rolled, and shat.
 
this is the most frequent one for me. especially when i pat my ski pants on the lift to check for these things and i dont feel one for a second
 
i lost.

getting woken up by a load noise

lightning that hits really close

realizing you overslept mid dream

 
i either don't feel my wallet at all while skiing, positive i left the zipper open and lost it, or it feels like i'm sitting on a fucking brick
 
that time when the teacher is passing a test out and you're like "what if i don't know anything on this"

 
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