The surefire way to get laid...

sweet deal haha..its all good than.

my friend just told me he had sex with the mother and her daughter and they are both hott.

lucky him.
 
I did once. It wasn't for me tho, I swear. ahhh fuck, no one's going to believe me. But it was for a buddy on his birthday. He said he didn't like it but that made it even funnier. And what's best... we call him Johnny now, because technically, he is a John for soliciting a hooker.
 
really???

i know i would.

you jsut dont realize that when it comes down to it, youll end up losin it to a one toothed guy with a needle in his arm...but hey!, it happens to the best of us.
 
oh i almost forgot, my nastiest story.

makin a booty call to my ex girlfriend, worst shit ever because now she is stalking me.

i lowered my standards and now i regret the SHIT out of it.
 
to you two self righteous little cunts that posted on here just to brag that you're a virgin. THAT'S NOTHING TO BRAG ABOUT. A girl that used to frequent this site once said "to all virgins, thanks for nothing!"

now go to hell you dumb stuck up bitches
 
One of my friends woke up to a fat chick riding his morning wood. To all of you who say men can't be raped...
 
Being a virgin isn't anything to be proud of at all. Not that it's anything to be ashamed of either... you're just wasting years you could be spending fucking. That's all.
 
I don't remember what she looked like, but I know it tasted like 5 o'clock ormaybe that was my breath. either way I heard it was a lapse in my judgement but i never dared find out what she really looked like
 
i cannot believe twisted faith is still posting.

out of all the aliases i think she(?) has gone undetected my more NSers than anyone else.

and if you are real, move to cali and we can be virgins together. i mean, blowjobs arent sex, so we can still have an awesome time.
 
Who gives a fuck if she is an alias? If she actually is she's pathetic for wasting her time acting like sombody else
 
i stick to my standards,

shit now that i think about it, if i lowered them id get so much poon.

but then i might not get the quality shit that only comes around a few times a year.

dang, its a double edged sword

i guess theres no right answer
 
See at least someone is willing to say it haha. Are you a christian? I think its a good thing, it make girls more attractive to me, and shes perty good looking tooo
 
you see lowering your standards isnt the way to go becaues aferwards u get that whole feeling like you just had sex with tina turner. the key is to not have any stardards to begin with
 
another good point is not bothering competing and saving your efforts if the guy that you're competing against either knows the girl better than you or is better looking than you.
 
^I don't know if anybody else got that but it was awesome.

My roommate went out at around 1am to a pizza place just off campus and some hot chick whispered "I always get what I want" in his ear to which he promptly replied "I GET F*ed OVER EACH AND EVERY TIME." = sure fire way to not get laid...

"I'll lipslide your rail if you nosepress my box" - Kristen '03
 
haha yes i am christian, but that honestly has nothing to do with it, its just my personal choice, and i agree with you, i think its way hotter if guys are virgins
 
Half a handle later I came out of blackout in a bathroom to a fat chick and some other random ho in the bathroom, I turned the lights out and blacked out again. Fast forward 2 hours, my friends show me the picture of the fat chick, I trigger myself to puke on the carpet. Fast forward many broken bottles inside, 3 pukes and an hour later, I am banned from the house.
 
My friend rocking a pink shirt, goes to the bar, and pretends to be gay the whole night. Finds this stupid blonde chick, and convinces her he is gay, but want to fool around with a chick. Has sex with her, then she offers him anal to make him feel more comfortable. Seriously thats some great shit
 
hmm.. yes.. i seem to remember a particular thread about you that has now disappeard. and another telling us about you dilema between you boyfriend and the boy from the church camp
 
haha losers last time i got wasted i fucked this really really hot girl HA and i def. havent fucked an ugly one yet and i plan on not doing so
 
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