The surefire way to get laid...

[Jorgen.]

i agree with u man

 

[beezey]

im not sure about anyone else,

but virgins are no fun.

 

[Aerozol]

oh crap, friday I got head from a 14 year old girl.

Hottest girl ever looked 18 at least... shameful.

But fuck who the hell asks for id or whatever from a girl who looks pretty much older than you??

but fuck 14 is harsh (im 18)... I'd never do that if I knew, I keep getting pissed off at cradle snatchers who I know, or when my friends do it.

such a mother fucking bad weekend (see =assault charge) post...

 

[twistedxfaith]

thats just wrong

 

[Mod]

That's why you should card people before they give you head

 

[Potatoes]

aha one time i was blazed like fucking crazy and i had about 10 or 11 beers in me and i just met this nasty ass fat chick and banged her.

and i couldn't keep it up because alcohol sucks.

true story.

 

[eLevate]

this girl at my school has a hugs not drugs shirt, and every time im blazed i want to throw her off the balcony and watch her die on the lobby floor below. just thought youd like to know.

 

[Aerozol]

What's wrong is to look like this when you're 14;

 

[Aerozol]

there should be a law against it

 

[whattheshit]

IF SHE SMOKES SHE POKES!

hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa. ha.

 

[Lé.Skiing]

no, you idiot. Its to slip a few roofies in her drink dummy

 

[aja_kiki]

ew. thats reallyyyy gross...haha but girls in OC MD would do that.

i go there every summer...and yup.ive seen it.

 

[Myke]

Where should I start.....

 

[BurgRider]

your also a doosch

 

[wAy2sTeEzY4u]

doubtful, youre an ugly kid. was she passed out?

 

[wAy2sTeEzY4u]

looks old but not that hot, pretty trashy...not to say i wouldnt though

 

[BurgRider]

most likely

 

[wAy2sTeEzY4u]

id say DEFINETLY

 

[Mod]

Shes hot but she smokes which is a turnoff

 

[whattheshit]

that just means she is the freak shit.

 

[jack_weisman]

hahaahah

 

[whattheshit]

i don't know, that so called emo girl looks legit, but not so legit in the age criteria.

 

[Aerozol]

yeah well that + a box of bourbon and cokes = extremely legit

oh yeah she's hotter in real life. maybe a bad photo or something...

I'm just going to avoid her at all times

 

[twistedxfaith]

aw hes cute=) he has pretty eyes=)

 

[steevner]

coming from a 40 year old man

 

[twistedxfaith]

ur mean, i am not 40, and my name is not robert thank you very much

 

[Mod]

Only an alias would think starfucker has cute eyes

 

[Love_Wins.]

I'm a virgin, it was always a choice I made to stay that way, I just haven't found the right girl yet, but I'm 20 so I better get to looking. Question though...why is it all the virgin girls posting in here a fucking gorgeous? Why?

 

[cobra_commander]

We are all still waiting Chris.

 

[twistedxfaith]

good thats way more attractive cuz then if ur a virgin it means ur like clean sort of

 

[twistedxfaith]

anyone wanna do an aim chat, steeze=) ill be in there

 

[Mod]

I'm a virgin, but not by choice lol

 

[grams.]

that made me laugh for awhile.. i love it- scale of drunkness- EPICCC, scale of drunkness- SHITFACED

 

[twistedxfaith]

awww

 

[Mod]

I'm 16, give me a break haha

 

[twistedxfaith]

haha thats so bad, and being a virgin is sooo not a bad thing

 

[$westside$]

ya, i got blown/titty fucked a somewhat unnatractive girl last winter...w/e

 

[Mod]

What's her #, I'm taking NoTeefas advice and lowering my standards

 

[grams.]

haha why so u can make her not virgin? haahha

 

[grams.]

dude..my soda just went through my nose, damn this feels funny

 

[grams.]

haha greatest thing on NS ive heard in awhile

 

[Mod]

Spooz you just triple posted that shit

 

[grams.]

yeah thats how i do...ahahahhhahahh "u just triple posted that shit" .. i was having a field day in this thread i saw all this funny stuff and i just couldn't help but quote it and give acknowledgement to those people