The stupidest thing you did when you were drunk

beezey

beezey

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Haha this will be fun, so what has been the stupidest thing you have done while drunk that you can remeber =]?
 
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i don't know who this idiot is, but the picture speak for itself...........
 
well it wasnt my fault, but some dumb bitch thought i had passed out on a couch at a party and was not breathing or some shit, but i had told my friend i was just gonna nap before most of the people came. so she called the ambulance, and i was pretty drunk even then, so i was like wtf is going on when they woke me up and were like lets get you to the hospital. we got as far as the ambulance doors outside before i just was like WTF ARE YOU GUYS DOING I AM DRUNK BUT CAN STILL TALK TO YOU SEE ME?? HELLOOOO WAKE UP!!!and i was waving my arms the entire time i was saying this. then they left
 
i pissed on a kid while he was trying to sleep cuz he was pissing me off. then i got tired and i took the blankets with piss on them and slept with them. then the next morning i didn;t know anything
 
nothing too bad. probably trying to clean up puke out of someones car that had lots of pasta chunks in it. it was pretty nasty
 
haha yeah my friend did that exept it was an old church and it was a rock and she toattlly missed the window
 
my hs buddy was already pretty drunk one night, then girls came over. we had a bottle of 151, and was lookin to impress, by breathing fire which he had never done before. he tried about 10 times, but was too drunk so didnt know what he was doin.

this is the stupid part: every mouthful he took to spray, he didnt spray it right and it all just stayed in his mouth and the alcohol soaked up, before he knew it he was yakkin all over.
 
another bud, a couple weeks ago, poured a couple shots into a normal 16 oz cup, then proceeded to light the bottom of the cup

and suck up the other end, somehow thinking he just packed himself a bongload. nothing happened, but it was rediculously funny. we make fun of him for free basing alocohol now.
 
running from the cops on crutches, but they werent even chasing me...

or when 1 of my roomies last year climbed through our own apartment window drunk as hell to puke and a neighbor called the cops thinking he was breaking in and then we get back from a slight bar squabble when we were underage sit on out couch all hammered, watching football and the cops coming and busting in the door, throwing us on the ground cuffing us and my friend still puking in the toilet. a fifth was on our table and broken beer bottles on our floor and the cops just uncuffed us and left when they realized it was our apartment ... its funny when i dont condense it like this
 
this isn't that stupid, but the other night i got pretty drunk and i was trying to drink another beer and kinda had trouble because I was laughing so hard. I took a mouthful, and then started laughing and sprayed it all on two of my friends who were sitting on a couch right in front of me.
 
the same night i fell over while i was pissing in the woods though. There, that's pretty good.
 
haha that is pretty good, but the best was my friend pissing on the side of the road drunk and pointed somewhere in the like valley and toatlly fell over haha
 
o, or walking back from the campus bar and apparently stopping by wendys along the way and pissing on the wendys drive through lawn at 4:30 while its still sunny. then waking up the next day not knowing wtf happened and seeing facebook pictures of you showing your cock, pissing and stumbling, to patrons as they laugh and take pictures...

doing something dumb drunk is one thing, documentation is totally different.
 
long, long time ago, back in 7th grade, a bunch of high schoolers got me drunk first night of summer break...i biked there, and after the main alcohol course, went out for a spin. i crashed into a parked car, then a tree, then just crashed from bein so drunk, before goin back to the high school partay ( i thought i was so cool bein in 7th grade)to get free booze from all the older kids who wanted to get the gromit as fucked up as possible.
 
i just have to say this really awsome jib poem i made......

doing daffies over 60 footers

spread eagles over rollers

like laffy taffy limbs will bend but not break

make one mistake could mean a bruise on ur brain

do the jibber thing to do and hop around

on silly short skies

baggy pants hanging down like in a gang town

or funny hats and goggles that suficate ur nose

now bend over touch ur toes

and show me a true tip big 3 6 0
 
well... my friend laid in the middle of the road singing her ABC's.. luckily it was some side street that didnt get too much traffic late at night.
 
I went to my RA and was tearing/crying about a miscalculation on my test and how if they didn't change it was totally fucked.
 
stupidest thing ive done done drunk:

drink more.

i get to the "thats a great idea" stage, then someone puts scotch infront of me - not cool
 
okay this may seem a bit long, but it was the funniest night of the year.

n Austria, there is this huge festival called Schaanerriad, where about 15.000 people dress up, drink and hook up with random girls. Do think we stayed at home? Actually you don’t seem to know us very well. I just took my teletubbie- costume and headed over.

At the time I arrived, Alex was already somewhere between shithoused and fuck up, and in the right rage-against-everything mood. I just looked at the party and decided to get myself a beer at first. The fact that I had not eaten anything for the last 12 hours had some cool effects on my body, and actually, after only two beer I felt that something has to happen now.

When we were at the bar again, the bartender, a bearded mid 40, seemed to igonre me constantly. All my waving and shouting didn’t seem to interest him- so I did the only thing I could do in this situation. In my best Spanglish I shouted as loud as I could ‘!Dos cervezas! Can you understand me??!BEEEER!!’

After drinking some more sips of the essence of life we decided to try to find some girls. You have to know, at this festival, literally EVERY girl that runs around is out for some sexual action. This is the main reason why there are so many people.

Nevertheless, we tried to find some hotties to talk to. We headed over to a group of girls that Alex seemed to know. The were not bad, but a bit young, so after like 5 minutes I got really bored and tried my best to make them leave us. Alex was still lost in conversation, so I said in a smooth way:

Alex, come on guy. There are more girls in this place.

Alex: Yeah, but I know them. They are in our school

Jules (to the girls): We. Have. To. Leave. Right. Now. We’ll search our REAL friends. See u later.

I noticed that, since they were kinda into us, the seemed quite pissed. We moved on anyways.

While our alcohol-level is increasing and we’re passing various groups of people, we give our best to get them angry. We just can’t understand why they don’t want to fight us.

Jules (to a girl): Nice outfit man. FATTIE!!

Alex (to a group of boys): What kinda sausage fest is going on here?! Fuck you.

Suddenly we found ourselves talking to a gal that went to school with us once, and we were talking about school and parties and whatnot. BUT- guess what?! Right. I got pissed off after like 5 mins, so I decide to break up the easy way.

Jules: Cmon Alex, let’s find some girl with bigger titties.

At this point, we were both in our best drinking- phase. Do you know the moment when you just don’t care a fuck what you’re talking about, but you’re not that drunk that you’re going to vomit? Hello, people, this is our world.

We had to pee, and so we searched some free space were we could set the water free. On the way back, we just see this 30-year-old girl dressed up as a Bunny and dancing crazy.

Bunny (to me): You’re a teletubbie. And you’re probably gay. A gay teletubbie.Haha

Jules: No I’m actually not. Way too hetero.

Bunny: You’re a gay teletubbie. You’re doing your male teletubbie-friends from behind.

Jules: I’m more hetero than any other teletubbie could just imagine.

Bunny: Hahahaa. A gay teletubbie.

Seriously, I’m open for a joke, but who does this slut think she is? I decided to rapidly change the situation.

Jules: I heard you were doing lesbian-porns.

At this point, Bunnies boyfriend just can’t hold back his smile and bursted into laughter.

Bunny: No, I’m not.

Jules: I’d appreciate watching this.

Should be alright. We cleared the situation, leaving some stunned 30 and 40 year old persons behind.

At this point, we had just talked to about 8 groups of girls, leaving all them behind with the argument ‘let’s search some real friends’- when suddenly the first group comes over again.

Gal1: Do you remember my name? Otherwise you ow me something.

Jules: Yeah….Yvonne?

Alex(not having a clue about her name): No it’s not. But I know it. So let’s move on.

While we were kinda trying to hide from this crazy little party girls (
 
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While we were kinda trying to hide from this crazy little party girls ( haha, anyway, cool song by aaron carter), two girls walked up to us and started talking. At this point, we were so drunk that I can’t remember what we were actually talking about, but we somehow found out that they just wanted to get Alex’s cool Bahama-style hat. As we refuse to give it to these swiss bastards, I hear one of the girls whisper ‘Let’s search some new guys’. This were the magic words: We send them away, throwing random insults at them.

At this point, we just realized that spilled beer on your hand can get frozen at 10 degress below zero. We decide to move on to a private party, but not without planning a last great coup. Imagine two drunk 18-years-olds and their funny view of the world while they’re shithoused. Double it and you know what we did.

Actually, shithoused is the keyword. Do you know these mobile toilets at building sites and open air festivals? We know them even better right now.

We realized that it must be the funniest thing ever to upset one of this small cabins. Just as we’re starting leaning against one of them, we hear a strange rumor in the inside. Stunned, we went 2 steps back and watched what happened. Is this the mighty god of shit?

It was not. It was a girl that had probably the luckiest moment of her day- She just got out of a cabin before there are excrements spilled over her. We started laughing hysterically, throwing the cabin upside down. We hardly hear the shouting of an muscle-packed Arnold Schwarzenegger who is trying to stop us. We just keep running and laughing ‘til the apartment of our friend. Actually one of the prouder moments in our life.
 
the stupidest thing i did when i was drunk. hmmm all i can remebre was i threw up all over this chicks carpet haha
 
me and my friend were tanked and oout a board on the road to trip a roller blader who kept going bye we sat there for like an hour watching for him
 
i was in my friends "shack" in his backyard, which has a loft and someone knocked on the door, so i jumped off the loft landed on the couch and then proceded strait at the door hitting it with my head and pushing it open. I think i broke a finger and i think i sprained my ankle. Im normally really mellow and just chill out so i dont really go crazy
 
Well, this wasn't me but my friend. I was half drunk and my friend was wasted. He came out of nowere and kissed me on the lips. I wish I was drunk so that I can forget about it.
 
the only times im drunk enough to do something stupid are the times i cant remember shit, waking up in a girls house youve never been to and dont even remember going to has to be one of the biggest mindfucks ever though
 
fooled around with some naaaaaaaaasty girl who was like such white trash but i didnt know any better cause it was my first time pissin drunk in grade 9
 
once time back in highschool i got extremely fucked up and someone dropped my off at my house. I guess i was too drunk to get the key in the door or something but i guess i decided to sleep outside. all i remember is waking up the next morning on the front lawn as my next door neighbor's raking leaves. My parent's knew I was out there but for some reason weren't mad. I guess they noticed my car wasn't there so they were happy i was at least responsble enough to get a ride home. my neighbor must have thought that was pretty funny seeing some passed out kid in his front yard come morning.
 
Ok well last time I ever drank, I think I did the dumbest thing ever. I had sex with a really good friends girl. I mean, yes shes a skank and had cheated on him before. But I was the only one to tell him the next day how sorry and drunk I was, to please forgive me. He never did. Oh well. I really dont care anymore, I dont really remember the sex to well. It wasnt worth thr trouble, but the girl should never have gotten into the dcar with me and asked if she could stay over she has no ride home.
 
i showed my wiener to my guidance councillor in highschool, got so drunk one night and passed out on her lawn for a while then woke up and walked right up to her he big picture window and just pissed away while they were watching. needless to say i was incredibly embarrassed because monday morning came along and i had a meeting with her for some course changes. it was awkward
 
You are the biggest post whore. Half of the posts are yours and they have four words each in them. Im usually not one to complain but shut the fuuck up
 
Me and yeti were drunk as fuck off 2 dollar tequila shots. We thought it would be a good idea to steal an excavator (every time weve found construction equipment drunk i ALWAYS find the keys) but the doors were locked. so i threw a giant rock through the window but it only made a small hole. so i went to kick it in but my leg went through the hole and cut DEEP into my leg up to the bond. that big scar you see if a direct cut up and along my bone. i pulled my leg out and immedietly said "yeti im fucked" then called 911 and tied my belt around the wound and walked half a kilometer to meet the ambulance so they wouldnt arrest me for vandalism.

such forsight and composure after about 20 tequila shots.
 
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