the stupidest thing u've done while skiing

jibben4aliven270

jibben4aliven270

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what sensless act have you guys done on the slopes that u look back on and say, what the fuck was i thinking? one of mine is hitting a berm as a jump and slaming into a tree.

 
the first jump ever on my brothers skis i tried a 7 and broke my arm

skiing to fast by the people at the slow sign, the yelled at me!

 
hanging on the chairlift..you can see it at the end of the movie The Playground.

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I compressed hard on the middle section of air jordan and caught an edge off of the second part (35 feet) and landed upside down and backwards... if i had landed 2 to the right i would've been in my buddies bombhole.. that woulda been game over.... stupid mistake

Bubba....... you my ONLY friend.
 
I went off this huge ass jump on this trail once without checking to see what was behind it, and there ended up being like a 15 ft dropoff making my crash even more beautiful.

or when I got tangled in this small group of trees after crashing with a friend. Somehow she managed to ski right through, but I had body parts everywhere tangled around the trees.

-Sara

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got to lifted to ski, and charged straight into a 40 footer at like mach 10

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

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ah shit, i forgot the time i got too lifted again and skied out of the trees switch

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
 
early last season they had a rail built in the park that ended over a blind hill. and since they didnt build any jumps yet i was launching from the rails jump and hitting tranny like 20 feet after it. But anyway there was a line of people over the other side of the hill in line for a rail at the bottom I noticed them when i was midair so I landed 90 but it was icy so i didnt catch edge and i Slid out and hit like 6 people it as pretty embarassing.

The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

The Jews invented tornados.
 
going off of the trail at alta over the edge of this 55 degree chute only to make 1 turn and reallize that the powder that i had mistaken to be knee to waist deep was knee deep but with know base on top of rocks and as soon as i turned all the snow gave way and i slid 70 feet on the 55 degree rock before slamming back into the trail. shit i was scared

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bombed off this thing called coaches nole at Attitash which is like a drop and then its just steep steep steepness for a sooper long way down, and u can launch off the nole and try and go as far down the hill as possible, and i went way too fuckin fast and landed at the flat at the bottom, and ive had bad knees ever since.. and i dislocated my shoulder... it could have been way worse, but it was still fuckin soo wack

..4frntn..

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deciding to hit a backcountry booter even though we had to spend 2 hours chopping the landing to make it not rock solid, then skiing out of booterville to the blackcomb gondola on a severely sprained ankle. I deserved it for being stupid.

'I've had some good sex, but it's not very reliable. You can't phone up the sex report, ya know? You can phone up the snow report'...Crucial Mike

 
riding up the T-bar through SMS after i streaked their camp

The only tent i'm pitchin tonite is... well you get where i'm goin.... OH! (Quagmire)

Frontflips are lame

Lets hear it for fat chicks!

 
up the t bar buck naked?

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freestyler525 -> this a damn ski forum not the fucking 'gramatical spelling forum'

CalgaryJibber -> two M;s in grammatical

freestyler525 ->i had to admit that was pretty funny
 
i was tucking down a run to get to the bottom faster i guess. saw a G.S. course and poached it and right when i got on i tagged a racer and dropped him so hard. funny but embarassing. then i stuck my pole in between my legs while moving once. i was going fast it nutted me then picked me up and launched into a front tumble.

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i sure would like to rest ... but the energy gets the best of me. its been a wild ride i wouldnt change a minute i cant slow down inside guess thats why i live it

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trying my first front flip off a steep jump that sucked for fronts, screwing up and landing on my head with my broken goggles stuck in my face.

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'That's a lovely accent you have...new jersey?'

'Austria.'

'Austria! Well then...g'day mate!'
 
bombing our main run switch lighting was flat and didn't see a nice sized whale back...hit it not knowing it was there smashed on the landing

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when i was twelve i tried to gap to snow making whales on this trail called avalanche (formorlly the steepest serviced run in NH, but now they made a steeper one at my mtn) anywyas i overshot the landing and landed on icy mouguls, it was pretty painful

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'what the bloody fuck was that?'-Some english guy on seeing my friend do a 720

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i skied without poles once...

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I always just start drifting off into poles and stuff and get caught in fences and shit and just fall in stupid ways. my friend was going hella fast and there was a little rope thing closing off a run ( we were gonna ski the closed run, arent we wild?) and he didnt duck enough and it caught his chi and he got closed line like a bitch and almost bit his tongue off.

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-
 
took my skis of and ass slid the rumor (gore mtn) when it was a sheet of ice and went straight into the woods at the bottom giving me a sweet concussion. that or getting lost in the backcountry at killington.

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Went to hit a massive jump hit slush right on the jump and lost all my speed and crashed hard

Ski Fast and Stay Away From the Trees
 
killy, if you fell anywhere near the top of rumor, that musta sucked major balls.....

i'm guessing you wimped out on the steeeeeep beginning, and ate shit from there.....

correct me if i'm wrong, finally a story at a mountain i've skiied at....

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ass naked

The only tent i'm pitchin tonite is... well you get where i'm goin.... OH! (Quagmire)

Frontflips are lame

Lets hear it for fat chicks!

 
its hard to say...im yet to think of anything stupider than your mom...haha

'When I'm mad as fuck you get shot and to some it's bad luck, I believe you held something back for too long, it grew strong and energy got its own will, and people think that we make music still, but music is there without you or me we just minipulate for better or worse so let it situate.'
 
ok, dumbest thing i did was jump this mini cliff, and bail right at the feet (skis?) of a patroller when i was like, 9...

well, my busted femur accident was stupider, but it still gives me nightmares about 2 years later.... not really into talking about it.

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i hit this stepdown/gap over rocks with my pants down...i realized later that one mistake could have made me have two anuses...oh well it was fun...i guess not really stupid....hmmm...i think i would do it again actually

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i also did a penguin slide down a steep windy double black and i got going so fast that i couldnt make the last turn and i went flying into the woods

 
goin to loon and going off their shitty 2 foot landing jumps. and doing a 540 on 720's on the biggest table at waterville clearing it. (tails dug in... and thats a decent sized jump ill tell ya.

 
doing mushrooms at vail on a powder day, what the fuck where we thinking?

when an officer pulls you over: gee son your eyes look red, have you been drinking?

respond: gee officer your eyes look glazed have you been eating doughnuts?

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i got lost in the trees at killington once for like a half hour. i also tried a double kink rail without even knowing how to slide rails like 1 or 2 years ago and i ate it pretty hard. hit my face on the rail and got a crazy ass bruise, it was like green and yellow it was so fucked up.

i think i think i like it like thata
 
got caught in a sluffalanche in panorama couple seasons back which was scary and sucked. lost my skis, helmet, goggles, gloves and poles. had to walk myself down the extreme dream zone with a busted up wrist. another was straightlining the backside of louise far skiers left tryin to get to this cornice in the late season and went over a roller and there was no snow on the otherside. I crashed into the rocks broke my candides and my wrist and chipped my kneecap and knocked myself out. that one sucked.

sacrifice, to some its just a word, to others it is a code, what matters is the colony, he is willing to live for the colony, fight for the colony, die for the colony.

 
going mach10+ straightlingin a huge long slope that has a cat track cut straight across it. im thinking to my self 'ok ima pre jump this, im fine' i go to prejump, miss time it, end up popping off the end of the cattrack and launching larger than i have ever gone in my life. probably larger than im ever going to go again. apparently i was about 30 feet up at the highest point because i just went straight out and the ground dropped away from me. i dont even know how far i travled but it was fucking huge. i hit the ground and exploded on impact and slid a REALY long way before stopping 300+ feet awway from where i took off

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fuck shit ass cunt
 
getting to much speed on this 40-45 foot jump trying a 3 over rotated and wipped around a 5 and landed on the last 5 feet or tranny but falling...I must have gone 60 feet it was crazy that I didnt hurt myself at all

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at ceds hill, thinking a groomed mound in his park was jump, it it at tabletop speed, realized it's just a mound, went about 30 feet and landed on flat.......pretty bad

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Jumping in front of ski patrol, playing chicken on the chair lift and going around at the end, out of bounds at whistler with a kid who said he knew where we were going but didn't resulting in a 4 hour ski/trek/snowmobile ride back to the base

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handjob on a chairlift on a school trip. most of the teachers didnt believe at first i would do something like that, because a lot of them liked me because i was really smart. i heard from a couple 'Brad, you are so smart; why did you have do something so dumb?' i didnt even get a detention from it though, because it was the two girls idea so it couldnt have been sexual harrassment (which they tried to pin on me)

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i just bought the PEs and im stoked

 
one time about 8 years ago the thought of snowlerblading briefly crossed my mind

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
One time I was skiing out of bounds and tried to do a backflip off of a jump without even being able to see the landing cuz it was too foggy. I landed upside down :(

----now i lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah my soul to keep, if i die before i wake ill go to hell for heavens sake
 
trying to carve on pure ice slope in ontario, losing my edge and sliding into the woods.

My drinking team has a skiing problem.
 
doing a backflip (without skis) off a cliff - like you do off diving platforms - and thinking it was a powder landing down the bottom, when actualy it was just thinly covered rocks

OUCH!!

i broke a leg

the olsen twins are SO hot!!
 
We got bored one day and built a jump over a staircase and i went to hit it and caught a ski on the railing and superman flipped into the snow. Then once i got the balls to do it again both skis popped and i tore the tendons in my thumbs.

 
b4 i started skiing i stapped on some straight skis and tried to gap my drive way, they werent waxed and i landed in the middle of my driveway and did the biggest face plant ever

Proud Canadian and PE owner!

Camp of Champions Session E was dope!
 
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