the stupidest thing u've done while skiing

Got ripped at Snow one time. On the way down from the top I raced my friends. Should have killed someone.

Or when i was 8 and put a hole in my base and blew the edge on my Elans. By dropping a 6 foot ciff onto some exposed rock. I told my dad, 'i was stopping, and it just broke'

 
I bombed down a run at Bromley and the idiot racers there opened the trail after a race without clearing out a bunch of ropes under a ledge. I fly over the ledge, into the ropes, both my skis get caught in them, i eject, fly 20 ft and land on my head. Good thing I was wearing my helmut.

jibba jabba
 
one of three things: just airing the tables first run in the mammoth park over estimated like the third one and cleared all like 35 feet of deck and 20 feet of tranny... fell like 25 feet onto hard groomed... woke up in the lodge... dont know how i got myself there. or got too far over on a shoulder at in powder bowl at crystal mt. wa and accidentally had to drop a 30 foot cliff or so and landed about 2 feet from a boulder... ate shit and bit a hole through my lip and knocked out a tooth and a half... or a tried a double back after a long hike in the closed bc and racked my face on my ski.... lost lots of blood and money, got lots of stiches.

 
highsided and fell about 200 yards down a chute because I was too high to know what was going on. then I remembered the cliffs below and that there were trees and I panicked. I started thrashing my body around and as I came to a stop I saw the sillutte of both of my skis flying through the air in a cloud of snow, and I missed the cliffs by like 10 feet to one side. And I also hit a tree while skiing high. Some people it makes better, not me, but it's funner!

Have you ever been hit by a Uhaul?
 
got tricked by these hott girls at 7-springs they said they would ski naked down the hill if we would just go down in our boxers by the way it was like 10 guys so anyways we get to the top and the groomers are on the hill we had to wait at the top of the hill for almost a half hour in our boxers at night while it was snowing

 
I grabbed my balls in midair. Then I noticed, that there were three kids below me. I were like 'Aww fuck...'.

Or when I jumped a little jump... with one ski, and I did a 360 and landed just in the bump. It didn't hurt, but was pretty embarrasing when I yelled my guts out in the air.

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Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
 
taking shrooms during the VT open

or ducking a rope not far enough getting it caught on my upper lip ripped it open and then it ripped my goggles off.. blood everywhere

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