The Stoked Thread

WOO! the gf suprised me today with the bass guitar i wanted...soooooo sick to finally have a bass to play on (i've been practicing bass stuff on an acoustic guitar for the past year :P)

 
first of all... MERRY CHRISTMAS PH!

stoke meter is at 10 right now

reason one=i'm drunk

2=its been snowing for days on end

3=i dont have to go back to school for weeks.

4=i'm consistently boosting 2-4 feet out of the superpipe

and last but not least, i hate leaving ph, but i havent been on newschoolers in about a week or so, only because i've been skiing EVERY day for the past week. so happy right now. |

one love PH rock on and have a safe holiday!
 
Merry Christmas everyone, hope none of you got stranded anywhere. Traveling in the PNW has been ridiculous lately, there is a foot and a half at my parents house in Portland, it rarely snows here.
Stoked for Christmas pow! Can't wait to shred tomorrow
 
Still smiling after a head on collision (Dear asshat NYer, an AWD Forrester doesn't mean you don't still slide in snow), a wind storm that put 90% of jay on wind hold all day, and a big ass rain storm that will destroy New England this weekend.
 
made the imperative decision to go hiking with scott (~ dude) at stevens. without any avy gear. but no one gets buried in an avalanche on christmas, right? but we got some ridiculously deep submarine turns in. couldn't see anything just snow snow everywhere. what a better christmas present than hellbenting thru deep deep snow.
 
Yeah, it definitely is a downer.

But I would rather kill some stoke than have someone die because they weren't wearing their beacon, inbounds or out.
 
No longer going to Florida with the family. Going to Dew Tour instead. Egg Nog makes people say crazy things. It made my parents say, "You know, we think you should go to Dew Tour. It's a great opportunity. Just cancel your flight to Florida and use it for something else..."
Maybe that's a subtle way of saying they never wanted me to go in the first place but FUCK! at least I got a free plane ticket out of it too!
See you at Mount Snow!
 
Stoked on getting a half day of shredboarding in. Rode the chairlift with some DOPE older skiers...man they had great senses of humor. Gotta love that.
 
stoked that the big tit exhaust incident only set me back $20 to bolt the pipe back in to place! whenever I walk out of an auto repair shop having spent less than $100 I'm a hella-happy camper!
 
i know we've got a lot bigger problems on our hands, so i'm not sure if this is stoke for american intelligence, but stoke for something

 
Christmas was 10". Yesterday was 12". Today is 6", and still dumping hard as of 6:30.

Powder hounds are out today. Arooooooooooo!
 
Just had a dream where a bunch of hot girls lathered themselves up with soap and clustered around me to get me clean. I have a new goal in life.
 
i worked with kids over the summer who thought tag/axe were viable substitutes for showers, i have an idea of how bad that must've been
 
Holy.Fucking.Shit.Great week!
monday, Les got my christmas gift in the mail- a "Am I gonna have to choke a bitch?" t-shirt- and all were stoked!tuesday, nothing happened... but then, nothing bad happened. stoked!wednesday... oh, wednesday. things started out primo when i got my gift from Lesley, as seen on the left...
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that's Lele and Lesley right there... yes, i have two pipes named after poopface. that's not marijuana, for those of you wondering... nope. so, Lesley decided to trump my t-shirt by giving me a beautiful pipe with a HUGE bowl, a tokin skull-and-crossbones padded pouch, a pack of incense, and a Pink Floyd Darkside of the Moon burner. i was fucking floored. seriously, best gift i've received in a looooong time. love ya, Les! (the pipe on the right is one i picked up last summer... my friend suggested i name it after my favorite stripper when i moved out to Vegas. only problem is i can't have an unnamed piece and wasn't going to be in Vegas for a couple months, so i went with the next-best-thing... the name of the baddest bitch i know)
i also ended up with a box of meats and cheeses from my parents and a pair of Oakley JP Auclair Signature Edition Crowbars. christmas had cometh early like whoa. after all the goods arrived, i ran up to LVSSR for my first day on snow. got one resort run before i was booted for using a pass i picked up from some Asian tourists on their way out the parking lot, so i ended up hiking around for a couple hours until dark. stoked!
thursday, skied stupid-dry and light knee-deep all fucking day. second day of my season and one of the deepest, best days i've had in a long time. my body's still bitching at me :) went to the Flamingo afterwards and got fucking obliterated with our favorite waitress.
friday was meh, but i didn't wake up dead, so i can't complain.
so, much thanks to Lesley for basically making my christmas!! i mean, i can't argue with some food, goggs, and a couple days of skiing, but you seriously had me speechless (which doesn't happen often).
oh yeah, and i got another gift in the form of a trip to Tahoe in February... i had originally asked for Hellbents, but decided Sunday that i'd rather meet y'all (Lesley) than have HBs on the right-now.
 
We're renting out the Jay house in 2 days and the fridge has to be empty. None of my roommates are coming up, which means I've got a pile of food and 30 beers to finish on my own. This is definitely up there w/the time I was told I had to finish off 2 kegs of magic hat by 8 am the next day.
 
^ God speed.

So today at work, I'm putting some last minute catering on a private jet, when Paul Martin came aboard...that's all actually...shit.
 
got to ski fairly deep snow four days in a row on hellbents, wrenegades, and billygoats. then i go real job for a couple days, and then a special lady is flying up from sacramento. life is good.

this is a milk jug full of anfo ducttaped to a hand charge

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this is me shitting my pants after not bowling it very far

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