The one thing i hate about canada as a american

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best at first world poverty

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best at starting wars and not finishing them (poverty, drugs, terrorism...)

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im in canada, and all of these fucking coins are annoying me. also what the fuck is the deal with the bar on the lift here? everybody puts it down, what the fuck, that little bar isn't going to stop you from falling, and if you do its your own fault.
 
bad news canadians, ketchup chips are now available near me, and therefore the greatest benefit to traveling to Canada is now gone.

 
That is how my town is to. Durango, Co has at least 10 breweries and maybe two soda company's and our beer is fairly famous.
 
everybody does it in the east because the safety people make it manditory for them to enforce it and it's easy to supervise because the lifts are so short.

everwhere I've been in the west nobody puts the bar down and no one who works there gives a shit. whole different story over here.

ps. you're a retard.
 
I've had way tooo many dreams about falling off of the chair I think, because it has never even occured to me to care about the height, or to want to put the bar down, until randomly this year...I've developed some sort of fear of heights and I don't even know where it came from. Sorry, unrelated.
 
Went to the rippers in Calgary and was slinging quarters. I was almost dragged out of the places by my hair.. some big bouncer just kept lecturing me about respect and let me off with a warning that if I tossed another quarter i'd be leaving out the back door in an ambulance. The worst part? The chicks weren't even that hot...
 
i used to think i hated canada when i was living there, but now that i am back in the states, i definitely miss it sometimes. montreal has to be one of the nicest cities ever. i miss paying cheap rent to live a sick apartment in one of the nicest neighborhoods i have ever seen in my life. just wish i hadnt been so broke when i was there because i would have enjoyed that city a lot more. so many good bars and food. plus last call was at 3am every night of the week, which i definitely miss living in the boston area now.
 
A lot of Canadian play Xbox. I don't hate them though, they're just crazy. The only reason someone should burn down Vancouver is if online porn is banned... Watch out New York City.
 
im with you on the bar thing. when i moved here every place enforces this, back in wisconsin nobody cared. id strap my foot onto my board on the lift
 
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But the only place you find patriotic fanaticism is in the south. I love my country, but if it does something wrong, I'm not going to stand by it and say "this is right."
 
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