The one thing i hate about canada as a american

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Please. Enlighten me
 
the one thing i hate about Canada as a Canadian is our politics. there are way too many things i hate about America to list, but i love California, Jack Daniels, and muscle cars.
 
Prove to me the US is less broke at this moment than the EU. Not even comparable. The US may burn in the next few years as the EU just did, but who is broke at this moment?
 
I love how Americans think there so powerful when they havn't won a war since WWII and the fact that yea you might have some more advancements in you military then China but they have so many more fuckin people its scary, If they went to war with the states the world would end thats for sure. i'm Canadian and I just think America sticks its head up way to many other countries asses when it shouldn't. Theres a reason why Americans put a Canadian flag on there travel bag so people will actually be nice to them. Americans sure a lot are cool, American policies, fuck that shit.
 
See the fact that China has people means nothing. China has industrialized regions but most of it is third world. America has the most advanced air force in the world, bar none. America is not dumb enough to get into a ground war with China but even if we did how large do you think the Chinese military is? How well trained do you think they are? I honestly believe that if a war was started in China, most of the Chinese forces would be nothing more than militia men which is better than nothing but isn't going to do much to a trained squad of rangers
 
Well considering you guys can't even win in afghanistan or iraq against a bunch of extremists with 3rd world weaponry, I think china would rock your world. You guys lost in North Korea, Vietnam, Afghanistan and Iraq your military sucks dick.
 
According to google China Actually has 200million more people then India just saying, China has nukes just like the states, if China and the states went to war the world would end. End of story the states are going to end the world because they are fucking dumb ignorant assholes /thread
 
What kind of military you got then, huh? Don't even start that one. What kind of weaponry do you think China is gonna use? It's also a lot easier to firebomb a squad of Chinese soldiers when you don't have to worry about civilians in the great expanses of China and I really doubt China would want to go to urban warfare and have they're cities torn apart. China would never get into a war with the US because they would lose so much it wouldn't be worth it. Come back when you have a legit argument
 
Canada Military is a peacekeeping force, we don't go around bullying other countries, propping up governments for our own needs and basically pissing off the world so we don't need a military. All you guys got going for you is your military and you can't even win a war in the modern world. To think you guys would dominate China is pure ignorance. These days if any 2 nuclear armed countries go to war with each other its going to end in the end. Also Americans these days being so accustomed to the first world comforts, barely any of your country is battle hardened. I bet the majority of those people living in the 3rd world conditions in China would be able to fight harder then the majority of you fat cunts :)
 
nah, nukes are only today's major weapon of warfare.

whoever develops the next level of weapons is going to be the new world leader. i don't know what it's going to be, but if you guys think the weapons race is over just because we have nukes, you're wrong. imagine if there was some weapon out there that made nukes obsolete, much like nukes did to guns and guns did to swords, etc. the progression will continue.

and if you think about it, nukes are pretty stupid any way. causing such mass destruction to the land making it pretty much unhabitable is a major waste. imagine if you could somehow focus energy that only targeted humans, and with the click of a button instantly killed everyone in a certain a area leaving the land and vegetation completely unharmed..
 
You sound like such a douche it's unbelievable. Keep supporting the military industrial complex my friend. Win wars to make money, oh wait; you guys never win wars.
 
In what way are Canadians pussys? And overpriced herb? The weed in Canada is basically half the price of weed in most parts of the US
 
As a Canadian, I hate how Americans think that they are superior to everyone. Canadians are proud of our country, but we don't have to go around to everyone preaching it. You can say that we haven't contributed anything to the world, but as far as I'm concerned, Canada is a better role model for developing countries than the US any day simply for not having an obnoxious culture that is self centred, leads to debt, a false sense of freedom, and the ruin of the environment. If we are sick, at least even the poorest Canadian can get care, whereas Americans "have the freedom to choose where they get care." (Said by an American friend).

You can hate on Canada as much as you want, but America has only contributed war, greed, a large separation between rich and poor, and fucking retards to this earth.

P.S. Loonies and toonies can be used in strip clubs. If you get it in, you get a free something at this one club. Not kidding.
 
I love when people say they hate the american "better" mentality, then go and post 3 paragraphs about why americans suck and canada is the better country. Look at yourselves children! You're all the same. And you'll never be nearly as good a europeans...who in turn will never be as good as the french at everything
 
conversely, as a canadian, i hate how canadians think we are better than americans.

we are guilty of the same complex, or i mean, inferiority complex in our case.
 
this. after less then a year of my friend throwing change into a small jar, we took it in for 98$ after the %t the machine took. but tip jars are also a good thing, so whatever.... Canada is dope, America is dope. Coins suck.
 
Just letting it be known, when we order bacon, we get bacon, not Canadian bacon. That is called back bacon here.
 
Americans are proud europeans, unless of course they're talking about letting more immigrants in from places that aren't in western europe.

So no, it's not invalid.
 
Hey guys! Just popping in to say that since the start of this thread...nothing has changed. America is still the best god damn country in the world. Booyahh bitchesss.
 
i have never fucking done that ever. and i do not know anybody else who has.

i was asked if i was from Canada the last time i was abroad. I responded with a very angry "NO" after seeing so many Canadians walking around and being like OMG I AM FROM CANADA AND IM NOT A STINKY FUCKING AMERICAN. i had enough of that shit. and the bar tender was like. hey thats cool. i have no problems with the american people..

but then again when i travel i do not act like a total dick. and i do not speak loud. cause i had a guy just yell at me for being born in a country. i just said..:what ever you got to say that makes you feel better about yourself"

i will say. fuck Canadian ciggs

 
and for what it is worth, america hasnt lost a war/conflict in the past 100 years.

we just get tired of beating the holy hell out of the poor peasants who started shit with us. seriously, folks need to look at the causalty ratios, and try not to laugh.
 
i swear to god, one day, before i die, some how, some way, sid the kid, and the great one WILL be american citizens.

i will find a way to claim them as my fellow countrymen even if it means starting a war. the great ones daughter is fucking smokin as well, so thats an added bonus.
 
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