The official NS Non-Jerk Journal

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You heard it boys and girls, everyone participating in this prestige event will use this thread as a haven for their tales of excrutiating pain and pleasure.

so far its been 8 hours for me, i wish all my fellow competitors the best of luck. and may u be the master of ur domain

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This is newschoolers.com, it has nothing to do with skiing" -JibRemiX

"that's why i love ns. we all bash each other, but it's good times. good times indeed" -twix_182
 
good luck

http://www.freewebs.com/tricksonstickspro
ductions/

I don't know about the other guys, but I'm actually on a project to make the site worse. - Mr. Bishop

GLC
 
i'm in, septembers gonna b a loooooooooooooonnnggggggg month

e r.. .. sorry fur da cursewurd but dur is a flag and dare and dat look like jp backpack

"good point. a snow machine would make a faboulus vibrating dildo for your fat girlfriend, cause apparently it's a little roomy in there and you are too small to fill it."

- TanakaSkier to SkiBumProd

 
todays the start and its already gettin on my nerves

Snow Mountain Powder o5-o6

Talking about School Drug Testing

"take a shit in the cup and say it was all that would come out, that will teach them" Such_is_life
 
i think i can do ti

i was my dad was a dermatologist then he could tell me why i have big blood blisters all over my genetalia. im thinking it might be from last saturday where i got completely hammered and my and my friends had an orgy and there was a wire brush involved

-Lat
 
haha...it should be hard if your not jerkin it

-Craig

'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'

'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'

'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'

'damn straight, always wanted to do tha
 
NO..this is not the offical NS non-jerk journal....join the cult "say no to j-o ing" if you want to be in the offical cult

You enjoy myself

Underground Hip Hop Cult

PM to be invited
 
get me in the cult...for now, i've lasted almost a full day since i heard about the contest.

good luck to everyone

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Building a new box or rail? Need some help?

Check out the Build-A-Jib cult here:

https://www.newschoolers.com/PHP/Cul
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PM me if you want in
 
oh shit like non jerking off. i was like im a jerk on ns sometimes why am i invited to this cult. ok sweet, im doing good so far

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy

 
i was tempted yeaterday, but i hung in there by reading my yearbook comments.

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
 
im still going strong

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This is newschoolers.com, it has nothing to do with skiing" -JibRemiX

"that's why i love ns. we all bash each other, but it's good times. good times indeed" -twix_182
 
HAHAH!! you should let the people that signed your yearbook know that. they helped you through day 1!! good job boys

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

-> Colleen

HN3
 
wow, (im a girl) and i didnt know that guys jerk off so much, im kinda shocked

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If you don't talk to your cat about catnip who will?

your post about bread was probably the best post i have ever seen on this site. and i am not being sarcastic...

-mike

yay!
 
are you kidding^

*NORTH EAST CULT*

matt

stept productions presents "BLUE PRINTS" comming fall of 05'

liberty skis

 
uh uh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ill restart monday

"i just wear the awesome 6XL stuff....its like bringing your bed to school"-MSKI SPEAKS THE TRUTH

They call me HoodRich
 
^haha

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If you don't talk to your cat about catnip who will?

your post about bread was probably the best post i have ever seen on this site. and i am not being sarcastic...

-mike

yay!
 
its day 2 today... and im going strong. I had a close call but its good now

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-Adrian

**PM me if you want a dope custom hat or to join the crochet cult**

word,i feel ya adrian, now yall the struggle when another nigga has to go through the same shit, lifes tough dawg, keep the faith - ATL

 
why would guys do that to yourselves, your riskin mad boners in school n shit, i give you a week and you wont be able to go through a class without gettin an uncontrollable raging hard on, good luck actually no, more like what the fuck

Fuck You
 
i had a 5 day hard on, and then i opened a link that was SUPPOSE to be about a rollerblader but ended up being like naughtoffice.com,might I add, UUHHH UHHH AHHHHHHHHH

"i just wear the awesome 6XL stuff....its like bringing your bed to school"-MSKI SPEAKS THE TRUTH

They call me HoodRich
 
my god, i spent a day and a night at this lake house with my cusin and a few girls...and one of em is like...well so intensely georgeous its not funny, like sooo hot its almost impossible not to get a hard on just looking at her...omg...its a good thing she wasnt sleeping in the same house as us or else the temptation would have been too great

_______________~Angus West______

Liberty***

SMP

 
day 1, and still going

Gravity sucks

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc

"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
 
oh yea i forgot to add: we also played a male vs. female game of pool and the loosing team had to skinny dip and well...they lost. it was dark out wich s.u.c.k.e.d. so u couldnt realy see anything though

_______________~Angus West______

Liberty***

SMP

 
so true.

Day 2. Not breaking a sweat.

Mabye because I went all summer last year.

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- Ian

~~ Phunkin Phatt Phreerider ~~

"Dude, they're totally into you, they just don't know it yet..." - PhattTim

"i went into last night with a 30 pack of coors light and came out with a golf club, 2 1/2 lawn darts and a friend that fell out of a car going 35mph." - asac

" just rub man, That's all there is to it. If you don't think you're doin it right, rub harder." - xtakewarninx
 
haha you were gonna stalk her and rape/jerk toher?

I love bananas by the way and UHHHHHH AHHHHHHH

"i just wear the awesome 6XL stuff....its like bringing your bed to school"-MSKI SPEAKS THE TRUTH

They call me HoodRich
 
bahah, im def. not that type of guy..but im pritty shure she likes me so things may have happened on their own

_______________~Angus West______

Liberty***

SMP

 
yo, check this. our school band went to florida for those stupid concerts at disney or whatever, and somehow a group of my friends started talking about this. one of my friends claimed he has never done it ever. holy shit. i was proud to say i shook a clean hand.

oh yea, hes the most trustworthy person i know.

(zach)

-formerly known as LineSkierWH
 
I dont think its possible for a mortal to never jerk.

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
 
shit man, Im so horny im reppin the mangina right now just to keep it under control.

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
 
i scraped my right hand up reeal good crashing while skateboaridng yesterday, so i'm in for the long haul

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puttin the ummmmm in summer since 95'
 
so after my football game last night,w e met up with the cheerleaders,a nd i was messing around with this girl and then she never really got me off, it was like a half a handjob, and I had to finish later, i couldn't stand it. sorry guys I lost on the second night haha wtf

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
 
ok so i had sex friday nite, then mommy was like you cant bust a nut at all. and i was like wtf i dint beat it, i had sex. im not passin that up for some stupid contest you are gay. so to spite him i beat it like 5 min ago. so fuck that shit, not busting nuts at all

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy

 
shit, no busting nuts at all? I guess i'd understand not doing it yourself, but whoever is passing on getting laid because of this contest is fucked up, good luck dudes?

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.
 
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