The official NS Non-Jerk Journal

OFFICIAL, when your out , the key phrase is quote "UHHH UHHH AHHHHH"

UHH UHH AHHH Ill be back in next week

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woooo dont listen to mommy, just becuz he cant get any action doesnt mean he has to make us suffer...the rules are simple: no choking of the chiken...thats it thats all, all else is fair game

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This is newschoolers.com, it has nothing to do with skiing" -JibRemiX

"that's why i love ns. we all bash each other, but it's good times. good times indeed" -twix_182
 
ok well it hasnt happened yet, but i kno i wont be able to last the nite...lets just say webcams are evil, very very evil

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"
This is newschoolers.com, it has nothing to do with skiing" -JibRemiX

"that's why i love ns. we all bash each other, but it's good times. good times indeed" -twix_182
 
I could definitely be in if it you could still have sex...but I guess it shouldn't really count if you are boning so much that you don't need to jerk at all...

My girlfriend is way hot and likes to fuck a lot...there's no way I can pass that up.

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If I can't do it homey, it can't be done. I'ma let the champagne bottle pop ima take it to the top fo sho ima make it hot.

Trouble maker whaaaat!!!
 
I don't even want to think about trying this... what's the point? I know I'll fail... And in the eventuality that I manage to last a miracle, what will I have gained except excruciatingly tense balls?

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

I like alcohol and chicks. And ski. That's pretty much it about me.
 
haha i survived the night, 7 days and still going strong

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"
This is newschoolers.com, it has nothing to do with skiing" -JibRemiX

"that's why i love ns. we all bash each other, but it's good times. good times indeed" -twix_182
 
i just had my last, im in, alot of support needed, haha

when the man has to take a piss he finds a bush. When a bush has to get some food it takes from the piss soaked soil around the bush, when man needs food he takes the bush and cooks that shit up. So if you think about it - all we do is eat our own piss.-Mike_hunt10

if it were easier it would be called snowboarding

i like the sticker that says " Ya mum rides a Snowboard"
 
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