The NS Guide to High School

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High school is starting soon (if it hasn't started already in ur area), and as a rising senior myself I'm ready to get this shit over with. I feel like a lot of kids on NS are younger than we think and with our combined expertise we can help out some rising freshmen, and even some sophmores and juniors, maybe even seniors. Let's make the four worst years of everyone's life a bit better

1. That part about it being the worst 4 years of your life was hyperbole, it is what you make of it

2. Some girls don't ski. The ones who do probably won't be at your level

3. Be prepared to be single throughout winter, most girls aren't cool with you being MIA multiple months out of the year. If she is (or even goes on the hill with you) she's a gem and hold on to that shit

4. You'll pay more money for shittier weed as a freshman and sophmore

5. Don't bring weed to school, ever

6. Rushing to lose your virginity will disappoint you in the long run, let the due course run

7. Throwing a house party will fuck your record, you're better off abstaining

8. go to every single fucking house party that is thrown because they are rad

9. if you don't fit in, find where you do and chill with them

10. In reference to #9, being popular high school doesn't mean shit (especially after you graduate)

11. Whatever people do with their own bodies is their business, don't talk shit and people will like you a lot more

12. Don't talk shit and people will like you a lot more (retyping for emphasis)

13. there's a 95% chance you won't meet the love of your life in high school, being single is okay, being tied down is okay, fucking every thing with a heartbeat and a vagina is okay (i recommend the latter)

14. Get a job in summer so you can buy new gear every winter and don't have to bum off your parent's payroll; you can get a dope car too

15. Getting involved with clubs and sports will help you make friends

16. never call a girl a cunt, fat, or a bitch (i learned this the hard way)

there's my .02 feel free to throw yours in
 
so much this, don't date girls that ski or want to try it, because you are the one that will have to end up teaching them, and it is no fun at all. and if she does ski, do you really want her to be nagging and what not? you will have to ski with her outside of the park witch is not fun. take it from me, learned it the hard way, unless she skis park and is decent at it, leave her for the summer. skiing is your time, and for most of us, it lasts less than half the year, and do you really want to be spending that time teaching some bitch how to ski? the answer is no.

TL;DR - Dont date bitches that ski/want to learn unless there complete park rat chicks.
 
some of those are very useful but whats this shit about not throwing house parties.the rule at my school was, if your parents are away you throw the fuck down. or if your parents say its cool
 
shit gets stolen, shit gets broken, cops get called, kids get drinking tickets, some girl on her period is fucked on your parents bed and now that shit is stained. does anyone else remember that thread?
 
I see you as the kid trying way too hard to troll every thread I make. I always look forward to your posts
 
Well for the last 2 years this is what i have been doing. Take as many AP/Honors classes, tell myself i will do all my homework when i go home, but instead just sit on NS till about 10 o'clock.
 
Because we're all that age.

1. Don't drink and drive, that shit kills.

2. Don't go drifting with inexperienced drivers. You will hit something and almost die.

3. Don't mouth off to cops, ever. Just be polite and it will all blow over quicker.

4. If you do need to run from the cops, don't fuck up.

5. If you're at a house party, fuck shit up to an extent. Don't fuck the house up.

6. Never throw a house party unless it's not your house.

7. Bush parties are always a good idea.

8. If you bring weed to school it had better be smell proof.

9. Actually do your homework. It's 20 minutes and works wonders.

10. Don't even think you can deal drugs at school. You'll get busted so fucking fast.
 
Maybe because you make dumb threads like this just to prove to the NS community you're a senior.

#Senioryear2014 #memories #friends #laugh #love
 
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I think this thread would have actually been useful too look at before I plunged into highschool quite honestly. I had no fucking clue what to think, and most of the things posted cleared up some of the things I was nervous about.

You're bad a trolling so stop.
 
Just as a question, how many of you guys get to eat lunch off campus? Juniors and seniors can at my school but we're the only ones in our area. It fucking rocks. Is that just something at my school or is it wide spread?
 
My school did have "senior release" for every hour of the day up until this year because of the fucking shootings and people not coming back to school sometimes.
 
To my knowledge, I've never posted in a thread you have created, but then again, I have no idea who you are and wouldn't be able to distinguish you from any other dumb ass teenager who makes stupid threads like this. Don't take it personally. You're just another nameless idiot to me.
 
my school is open campus. There's a college two minutes away, there's a shopping center (not a mall) down the road as well. It's quite nice.
 
Here is my guide...1. Party hard

2. Party harder than your class

3. Party so hard your dick falls off

4. Try and get good grades

5. Highschool is a 1 time deal so fucking run your class
 
Hehehehe

Don't think that you actually not giving a shit about anything will make you popular/cool/liked. The people that are popular are the ones that adapt to what is socially beneficial to them. Not saying dont be yourself, but if you care about people they will like you more.
 
The popularity thing is complete bs. Don't even think of it like that. Be nice to people and people will respect you, and be your friend. More friends = more fun. Be nice to everyone, and you'll do fine pretty much no-matter-what.
 
be the change you want to see in the world.

wait, what?

be the cherry destroyer that all those young bitches secretly need.
 
Try and get out of your comfort zone as much as possible. When opportunities come to do stuff you normally wouldn't, go do it. (Within reason)
 
I'm sorry but your list is just flat out stupid. You don't need a fucking guide to high school.

High school is no where near the worst four years of your life and if you think it is, you're in for a real reality check later on. If anything, it's the easiest four years of your life.

 
High school aint even dill yo, in the words of Holden Caufield "them niggas are phonies"

Nah try not to have that mindset, i did for the first two years, kinda sucked. Be open to everything
 
School dances as freshmen=fucking awesome(14 year old boy, mature ass titties)school dances as seniors=fucking creepy (14 year old girl, 18 year old guy).

take your class seriously, everyone is growing up and starting to figure themselves out, respect their decisions.

really just realize high school is not about the popularity at all. i know the rage in middle school is having the most friends but as a "popular kid" id much rather have a few more very close friends that im going to fuck shit up with for a long time than a bunch of fake ass friends.

dont rush into drinking and smoking. youll probably start partying sophomore year, but it gets much better as everyone learns HOW to party and not just go blackout.

my only real advice for partying is know your limit, and get good at drinking games (all of them, variety is key)

last but not least dont forget that cops are pigs, and they want your crack.
 
The preppier you dress the cooler you will be.

1. Sperries are a must

2. Mid thigh bright colored shorts will attract girls

3. Your closet must be filled with vineyard vines clothing
 
Learn math

Learn how to not write like a damn 4th grader

Nobody skis because you live in new jersey in a town like 2 hours away the mountains

Say you snowboard, people stopped skiing in like 1995 anyway, right?

If you do meet a skier, they're not very good

You really shouldn't have it too bad, do some homework then go play skateboards or something

You'll get a snowday for 3 inches of slush, and all the seniors will crash their cars

Again, it's easy, go do something fun after school every day.

 
film containers are smell proof and can be hidden in a car easy

dont bring sketchy shit to school

foods and auto son. take that shit.

 
1.) Don't get a study hall Freshman year. Save that when you have enough credits to graduate (i.e. Junior and Senior year). I have to take a slowed down math class because I almost failed the NYS Geometry Regents (I only passed by like 3 points) so I have no choice but to have a Study Hall once every 4 days.

2.) Who cares what you wear for school? As long as you're comfortable and don't look like a douche.

3.) Get rowdy as hell at Pep Rallies and on Spirit Week, if you have both of those at your school.

4.)Get good grades so you can get Senior Privileges if your school offers that.

5.) Party hard at non-formal dances. Save the class for any dance like Prom or Homecoming, or whatever the hell your school offers as a formal-ish dance.

6.)Get involved with clubs and teams. Colleges will be looking for this on your transcript.

7.) Also take advantage of AP classes and/or if your school offers an IB program. This will help in getting into a good college. Like I said earlier, colleges will be looking for this on your transcript.

8.) Make friends with the new kids! Make them feel like they belong on the first day of school.

9.) Make friend with people outside of your grade. Once you or your friends that are probably older than you will be able to meet with again at random points in the rest of your life.

10.) Do community service. The hours that you collect will look good on your college transcript.
 
i tripped once when i was late to class and tried to skip up like 5 steps. Ended up barely catching my foot and drilled my knee into the corner. I wasn't holding anything though so i just played it off like nothing happened and limped my way to class.
 
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