The NS Guide to High School

I disagree with you on the study hall part. Studyhalls are a great opportunity to get your homework done while still being able to ask you teacher for help.
 
Heres really all you need to know in HS

1. Don't be a fucking pussy.

2. Don't fuck with people.

3. Don't be a fucking pussy.
 
My favorite was when I would run DOWN the stairs and come so close to eating shit that I have to jump off of them and afterbang to make it look like I meant to do that... haha. I'm going to miss high school to an extent, but I cannot wait for college to start this week!
 
dont take it to seriously

dont be that guy, you might be funny at first but after 4 years everyone is tired of your shit

get good grades your first couple years and coast on home

dont rush yourself into the party scene, work your way in. You'll have plenty of time to get after it dont worry.
 
Get out and go to college as soon as possible. There's no such thing as "the highschool experience", just like there's no such thing as "the college experience". Do your work, and get out so you can start being a real person as soon as possible. Everyone hates highschool kids.
 
I just remembered like, my first day of middle school I was running up the stairs in my flip flops and I tripped and the nail of my big toe caught the edge of the stair and ripped back to the point where it was sticking straight up. Blood everywhere.
 
I actually really liked highschool, sad it's over. Hate all you want, I'd rather be a senior again than be in college. I liked most kids in my school.
 
Something worth adding: I'm still in highschool so maybe it ins't my place to say this, but once you get to I guess around sophmore year, bring a condom anywhere you have a chance of getting some. This has screwed me and friends before, you don't want the girl to say no because of no condom, and you also don't want your penis to be infected or have a child on your hands if the girl let's you go rawdog. There have been some some scares and Plan B necessary situations in my friend group, you don't want to fuck your life up in highschool.
 
We've been able to leave campus for lunch since we were freshmen. Plus, after freshman year, you are automatically assigned a random free period a day where we can leave campus or do whatever the fuck we want.
 
In my school they let seniors skip their first block or last block study hall, if they have either one. It lets them leave school early or sleep in and come into school for homeroom, when class starts at 7:30 in the morning for me and classes for me are 80-something minutes for me on a 4-day schedule. Mike Rogge took advantage of that during his senior year when he went to my high school and graduated. He would go to West during 4th block (last class of the day for students in the high school that I go to) and have West Mountain to himself in the afternoon.

PROOF: http://www.powdermag.com/stories/morpheme-without-this-mountain/
 
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Incoming junior, gonna go ahead and tell everyone to just do themselves and don't worry about shit. Freshmen, you WILL get shit on by upperclassmen. Sophomores, juniors, and seniors will hate you purely because you're freshmen. Just don't act tough or smart and you'll be fine.

Oh, and pep rallies are cool as tits
 
Play sports, odds are you're only going to be able to play football baseball basketball etc 4 years of your life. Take advantage of this.

Have fun
 
The preppier you dress the more of a stuck up fag you are who cares so much about how others view them that they dress up to go to school while you should enjoy the fact that you can dress casually, and however you want. If you want to wear preppy clothes, do it, think it makes you more popular, and I hope one day you realize that you're probably some little shit who gets super emotional and sad if you think people dont like the way you dress. fag.
 
Whoa there killer.

Dress how you want to dress. Unless you wear something fucked up like a dog collar or anything with spikes, it won't make a difference in your relationships with others.
 
I just moved back to America and I'm going into a senior year at a school where I know almost nobody. There's some pretty solid advice on here and I guess I'll reiterate the most important points and add some of my own.

1 if you're going to throw a party remove anything that can be broken or stolen and don't spread the word to much make sure only people you know show up but it's always easier to go to parties cuz cleaning that shit up takes forever and is a bitch to clean up hungover.

2 if you get drunk know your limits and don't blackout it sucks not knowing what happened

3 always have a condom on hand

4 you can smoke weed everyday and still get a good gpa if you have priorities and aren't stupid about it

5 be yourself and don't sweat the bullshit the only people who actually care about being popular are douchebags so find people you actually like to kick it with.

6 don't talk shit if you don't have something positive to say, don't say anything (this may sound stupid but people always talkin shit get annoying fast)

7 be confident, nice and outgoing

8 if you find a chick who you really like who lets you be yourself try not to let her go

9do extracurricular shit colleges love it

10 don't drink at school

11 if you bring weed to school make sure it's 100% smell proof

12 try to have at least 1 friend that can hook you up with adderal for finals and big projects

If your highschool offers philosophy take that shit it opens your mind and its one of the few classes you can be stoned all the time in and do well. I took it last year and loved it
 
find someone who will buy you alcohol, because no one likes the person that shows up to parties with no alcohol and just steals it from others. don't be that guy
 
seriously this. you have to be fucking off like 24/7 to not get like Bs at least. put in a little more effort and you can easily get As
 
This. Thisthisthis. Its bad when I see a freshman at a party. Buttt if they brought a 750 of honey jack then thats a fucking cool 15 year old and I am beyond okay with it.
 
Take it easy champ it was a joke. Just thought I would throw it in there because I know a lot of people that think this is actually true
 
1. Some of your middle school friends are going to hangout with different people, and in the end you will too. Don't fight this because some of your friends will probably become gay af (this happened to me)

2. DO NOT SKIP CLASS TO GET HIGH!! Eventually you will run out of luck and get caught by your school and its a hard habit to break

3. Don't do anything dumb to impress upperclassmen

4. Try to become friends with the group of people who party a lot.

5. The popular usually don't "party" as much as they appear to. They usually just tell everyone about everything cool they do

6. Don't fucking fail. It's pretty obvious but this is probably the most important thing. It happened to too many of my friends and almost happened to'me

7. Have fun obviously, high school is whatchu make it
 
Quite honestly I wish I got in a bitter trouble at school. I was pretty good when it came to school, not getting in trouble much at all. Looking back I wish I got in a little trouble, not like bad trouble with the law or suspensions, but just fun stupid trouble with friends in moderation. Some kids take highschool way to seriously and I know I was going to a CC and was all set to graduate, just wish I would have been a little more outgoing instead of worrying about getting in trouble
 
And to add, the first post goes for mainly my senior year and junior year, don't fuck up too much with freshman/soph year. Have fun
 
"High school is a lot like prison: Bad food, high fences; the sex you want... you ain't gettin'... the sex you gettin'... you don't want. I've seen terrible things. "
 
yeah because they're a bunch of fuckin fad hopppers. They wear it to match their chubbies and feel like they are supppper cool.

stay low key and go with the J Crew, Brooks Brothers, Lacoste, Polo, etc. No need to look like a flamboyant douche bag. You don't own a yacht on the Cape, so don't act like you do

Also snapbacks are overrated, unless they are vintage. If you whip out a dope vintage snapback (1985 PGA Masters, 1983 Redskins Super Bowl Champs) its a convo starter and looks fresh as fuck.

Work hard in high school, look good and make sure you got your own crew. If you get good grades, people will look up to you because you ball out at the same time, and like your presence who wants to work in a group with the kid who gets D's?
 
- GET GOOD GRADES most importantly: your career essentially starts in 9th grade. Realized this wayyyyy to late. Wish I put in way more effort. Bounced back eventually but it ruined a good part of my college career socially due to transferring. Recruiting from top schools is incomparable to shitty colleges.

- Get a part time job and save your money as much as possible. You will thank me later on.

- Dont waste all your money on weed. One of the dumbest habits I did in high school. Didnt smoke that much, but on weekends maybe once mid week.

- Slay high school pussy, wont ever happen again

- play a sick high school sport

- you and your boys should hit every single party as possible. Hih school house parties were the shit so much fun and rediculous shit always happened. We actually were in a huge part where the house collapsed from the inside out once.

Plus it will prepare you way more for college

- practice spitting game and perfect it as much as possible
 
If you haven't been in a high school frat, how can you say not join one? For all you know, it's really cool once you get in.

I think you're just bitter that all the frat bros get more pussy than you and only leave you with their scrappy leftovers.
 
So you don't have any sort of personal experience whatsoever. I hate sushi, I've never tried it, but it looks fucking stupid so I hate it.
 
I still can't get over the fact how seriously you take highschool with this frat bullshit. I laugh at kids like you. It makes going to school worthwhile. So I can see fuck tards like yourself. And laugh.
 
It's just so ridiculous that you think being in a middle school and/or highschool frat is fun and cool.
 
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