The new Goddess

hendrik.

hendrik.

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arlight kiddies...here is the new goddess, Carly Patterson

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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn

i swear to drunk im not god.
 
just imagine the possibilities =)

and ladies....sorry, but it IS true..all men ARE the same...

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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn

i swear to drunk im not god.
 
*Jaw Drops* Most definitely. Shes the sole reason I bothered watching the Olympics....her and that pitcher..Jennie Finch

East Coast Skier

Who needs pants when you can rock the shorts all year?

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'Chemical bomb

Chemical bomb

Eyes melt, Skin explodes

Everybody's dead

It won't be long

It won't be long

People gonna run around

Losing their heads

A river of blood

Who's gonna live?

The earth is tired of human kind

And I think this world

Is gonna wash up in Hell'--Aquabats, Chemical Bomb

 
shes frickin hot

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Son: 'Dad, I had sex at the party last night.'

Dad: 'Well, did you use protection?'

Son: (sighs) 'No.'

Dad: 'Thats my boy, those condoms take away all the feeling!'

NWFT for life!
 
^^ Point being? Shes still hot and Id do her in a second. Mind you its not that Id only last a second, its thats all that would take for me to decide.

East Coast Skier

Who needs pants when you can rock the shorts all year?

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'Chemical bomb

Chemical bomb

Eyes melt, Skin explodes

Everybody's dead

It won't be long

It won't be long

People gonna run around

Losing their heads

A river of blood

Who's gonna live?

The earth is tired of human kind

And I think this world

Is gonna wash up in Hell'--Aquabats, Chemical Bomb

 
mmm braces...

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//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
I think his point was that the russian is hotter... which is more or less true in any sport.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
this dudes got the right idea...just off on the execution tho.

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//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
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Still Hot!

East Coast Skier

Who needs pants when you can rock the shorts all year?

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'Chemical bomb

Chemical bomb

Eyes melt, Skin explodes

Everybody's dead

It won't be long

It won't be long

People gonna run around

Losing their heads

A river of blood

Who's gonna live?

The earth is tired of human kind

And I think this world

Is gonna wash up in Hell'--Aquabats, Chemical Bomb

 
meh, im not down on this one guys...

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//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
whoa man, he better stick the dismount or he's getting a 8.587. and a boyfriend in prison for pedophelia.

-Brady

if i went on porn more than NS my penis would eb a bloody mess- Ellerman
 
no kupets? shes at least legal! and what about some of the other gymnasts? like khorkina, who is oddly hot.

 
I think shes cute. but if she couldnt do the splits, would she still be hot?

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
i stil think she's cute without hte splits...otherwise, svetlana khorekina is a ugly, lanky bitch who looks like an animal...cant figure out which animal..but she does.

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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn

i swear to drunk im not god.
 
they are butches tho...they would like rip you in half and beat the shit outta you

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

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newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
she looks best in the first pic

Some folks look for answers, others look for fights

Some folks up in tree tops, just looking for their kites

Goes to show, you don't ever know

Watch each card you play and play it slow
 
i would love to ram that, its all set up for me

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some people like their cucumber pickled
 
yeah shes def. hott

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-lucas

'So which is it, are you a faithless preacher? Or a mean motherfuckin servant of god?'

bomb hills not cities

 
nooo i missed post 420, that was stupid, ah well i wasnt really watching

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some people like their cucumber pickled
 
dudes of NS... you best all be under 17... or youre fuckin done.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

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The following post is a piece of shit.
 
that chick is tiny. if she wasn't already so damn tight just from being a tiny (and probably virgin) girl, i'm sure she has seven different muscles that could all cut off circulation to your wang if she so much as flexed them the right way.

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
yea i would probably panic and start freakin out if she did that ^

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
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'It wouldent fall on you if you couldent handle it' ~ Tanner hall ~
 
looks a little wierd there, but the one before it, shes already waiting for me

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^ITS ALIVE AGAIN!!!

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

 
jennie finch is pretty damn hot too.

They're both dumber than bricks... I don't care how hot they are, I wouldn't bone them even if they kept their damn mouths shut. I'd probably get a nasty case of sexually transmitted stupidity.

-Kamikaze
 
the picture four posts up, she looks like shes twelve...ohh well, if theres grass on the field play ball.

-Tim Light-

I ♥ ♥, because without ♥ there would be no ♥ to ♥. This is why I ♥ ♥. Because ♥ing ♥ is the very cool and ♥ing thing to do. So come on a feel the ♥. Once you feel the ♥, you will realize why i ♥ ♥ing ♥ so much.

-Skiierman
 
and now that im watching beach vollyball, the US women teams are good too.

They're both dumber than bricks... I don't care how hot they are, I wouldn't bone them even if they kept their damn mouths shut. I'd probably get a nasty case of sexually transmitted stupidity.

-Kamikaze
 
Once she gets a taste she'd become a regular freakaleek I bet. Ever heard of the venetian oyster? Alllll--right!

Amerikaz motherfuckin nightmare bitch

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I got a box of boxcutters, and I ain't unpackin anything, on the contrary nigga I'm packin everything, mack 10 nigga with the night vision screen, an AK to slay ya if you're creepin on my team, I don't aim I point, hollows won't disappoint ya, when I pop itsa sure thing, watch me squeeze on the toaster, when I post up its over, click click then I ghost ya, bang bang I'm stone cold, but you're about to get colder
 
and if theres no grass on the feild u know what that means....u roll her over and play in the mudd

what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......

Guns N' Roses
 
from dallas texas

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better to wrap yourself in the constitution and burn the flag, than wrap yourself in the flag and burn the constitution

witness/activist in the great spamming of 2004
 
MISTY MAY FOREVER!!!mmmmm carly patterson is my hero

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I drink pepto bismal like its water.. ~P-JO
 
just to see how many positions she could get into...

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
how the fuck do you know that? you are a stalker...

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
^haha, but don't worry people, usually when they stop training puberty kicks in and they grow like 6 inchs and get boobs

 
I'm not down on this one and I usually have a thing for gymnasts.

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Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?

Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
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