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i like the first picture the best... she looks semi normal there..

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she's fucking gross, pretty much all the gymnasts are heinous. some of the swimmers are good looking, some beach volley ball, and syncronized swimmers are good looking

 
Ok shaggy, I can understand if gymnasts arent your thing. Thats fine, but uh I think a bunch of my fellow newschoolers will easily say shes not ugly as you say she is. She doesnt have to be your type, but shes certainly not ugly at all!

East Coast Skier

Who needs pants when you can rock the shorts all year?
 
yeah, some of the gymnasts are heinous, but she's not bad...

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I fucking LOVE the USA.
 
most of the olympic chicks in the new playboy are not very hot. there's a couple, but the rest are just so musclebound that they're just nasty. the worst is the sprinter chick, whose two pictures consist of her, naked except for track shoes, in a) the sprinter's ready position and b) ACTUALLY SPRINTING NAKED. *shudders* not attractive AT ALL

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Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
eech...sprinters...yuucch...

but yeah, is there something wrong with pedophilia?

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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn

i swear to drunk im not god.
 
yes, lots

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I fucking LOVE the USA.
 
she could lose a few pound if you know what i mean *gagging sounds*

but yeah guys, shes a gymnast so she probably has an eating disorder so not only could you put her in many position, but she might even throw up on your manhood and proceed to ingest it.... so hot!

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shes not hot, just flexible. the swimmer girl is better looking

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this way is a waterslide away for me to chase her fuller every day

 
sure you could you could call her hot if you like girls with the body of a 7 year old. im not into that shit, besides, her face aint great either.

 
^^ shes got all muscle... sooo if she stopped training for like a month i bet you she'd be damn fine...

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i doubt it. i used to know a couple people that were intense gymnasts who trained since they were about 7 or so, it was jsut like puberty skipped over them. also ive seen a bunch of interviews of female gymnasts years after they stopped training, or at least eased off of it, and it was the same, small, no definition, and still looked like they were 12.

 
that sucks for carly patterson... but i saw carly on tv without the tight ass suit she wears on and just in normal clothes and she was fairly decent sized...

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I'd be looking out the window for flashing lights every few seconds if i got the chance to do her

 
if you see her outside of the suit the constricts everything she isnt that bad at all. just a legal midget.

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If you discount the guy in the back....really really not a bad pic of her at all.

East Coast Skier

Who needs pants when you can rock the shorts all year?
 
plus ive heard that after they stop training daily puberty kind of catches up and also when they are in competition they tape their boobs down so they dont get in the way

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And while Im sure no one will read this anyway, but if you live on the East Coast, NBC is having some sort of 'Gymnastics Gala' so she'll be on TV in a few!

East Coast Skier

Who needs pants when you can rock the shorts all year?
 
ya just saw her in the gala thing not bad

what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......

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yeah shes so hot i think but uhhh she just fell in her floor excercise

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its all about that black sprinter chick who won the 200 prelim last night.

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....or how about this........

Carly Patterson..... The thread is about her, therefore we talk about Carly...

East Coast Skier

Who needs pants when you can rock the shorts all year?
 
im still up in the air about this one. i lifeguard and teach swimming lessons that the Y in my town, and she looks exactly like this 8 yr old kid thats in one of my classes, james. hes just smaller but the face is the exact sammmmme, so wierd. i guess i could just bust out a paper bag!

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myeah, 16....

lauren, you're just jealous =)

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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn

i swear to drunk im not god.
 
oh, and one of my good friends used to be a gymnast...and all i can say, puberty DEFINATELY didnt skip over her....jsut to prove y'all wrong =p

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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn

i swear to drunk im not god.
 
for the ones who train hard for however many years...it jsut catches up to them after they stop training and competing

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its just that shes a gymnast that makes her so much hotter... i know way more girls that are uber hotter than her

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it's so funny...i wonder if she actually knows that people like us (the people on newschoolers) have threads dedicated to her. just imagine how many other 'online communities' are doing the same thing. wow

 
this thread will die when the olympics do the same.

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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn

i swear to drunk im not god.
 
I want her to kiss my penis.

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never die

(please dont delete it either =) )

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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn

i swear to drunk im not god.
 
those gymnastics girls don't really do it for me (flexibility aside), some of the softball players are hot though, I can't remember her name but the italian firstbase(woman?) is smokin!

'Ok, punching ain't your thing...but that's ok, you're not that kind of fighter!' -Moe
 
they look pretty fat, carly is so hot....brief masturbation break

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i dont dig the whole 6 pack setup of walsh...props to her for being in shape, but im not touching

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carly patterson is about 10 days older than me. and that russian girl looks remarkably like an ostrich

-dan-
 
one of the swimmers is really hot...

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Amanda Beard?

i now respectfully allow this thread to die, as they extinguinshed the roach.

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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn

i swear to drunk im not god.
 
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she doesnt look that short...for some odd reason

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