The "Im Drunk" Thread
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Emma_Watson
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13221420:skeedle said:
vodka and I
Emma_Watson
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Okay, so i just spent 35 fucking seconds of my life finding this thread.
whine whine whine wine wine mmm
fuck those kids throwing gang signs in their edits
'doooppe dude- that was so swagged out'
yeah i like to play dress up too!
YOU CANT RUN AWAY FROM YOUR FEELINGS KID
ill give you the run down of my night
1 part coke 3 parts negrita ron de un litro (thats rum in spanish you illiterate community college ski bum hooligans- get a job)
i meandered to plaza mayor and then proceeded to attend the local irish bar 'Saint Patrick's Museum'
it's really not even a museum, a real fuckery when walking by. Nobody wants to go to a museum in a Spanish college town, people want a cerveca y mas chupitos, porfav.
i hit the local 24 hour store and bought myself some amstels and drank in the park and nearly peed on my friends.
y despues, we went to the local bar paniagua (water y bread - go to school!!)
feeling a bitch adventorus now ay?a ayay!!??
I was dragged out of paniague towards gran via and we hit some catered birthday party in a new bar to us that smelled like sex and lobster
20 chupitos para 7 euro en barvel
and then bought a kebab and a water and they took my credit card and allwas great
a buddy and i proceeded to another irish bar and bought a bucket of 5 carlsberg beers
we had a hike to home so we took a carlsberg each as we left and the bouncer threw a fit and made us finish them in the bar - life is bar am i right.
whine whine whine wine wine mmm
fuck those kids throwing gang signs in their edits
'doooppe dude- that was so swagged out'
yeah i like to play dress up too!
YOU CANT RUN AWAY FROM YOUR FEELINGS KID
ill give you the run down of my night
1 part coke 3 parts negrita ron de un litro (thats rum in spanish you illiterate community college ski bum hooligans- get a job)
i meandered to plaza mayor and then proceeded to attend the local irish bar 'Saint Patrick's Museum'
it's really not even a museum, a real fuckery when walking by. Nobody wants to go to a museum in a Spanish college town, people want a cerveca y mas chupitos, porfav.
i hit the local 24 hour store and bought myself some amstels and drank in the park and nearly peed on my friends.
y despues, we went to the local bar paniagua (water y bread - go to school!!)
feeling a bitch adventorus now ay?a ayay!!??
I was dragged out of paniague towards gran via and we hit some catered birthday party in a new bar to us that smelled like sex and lobster
20 chupitos para 7 euro en barvel
and then bought a kebab and a water and they took my credit card and allwas great
a buddy and i proceeded to another irish bar and bought a bucket of 5 carlsberg beers
we had a hike to home so we took a carlsberg each as we left and the bouncer threw a fit and made us finish them in the bar - life is bar am i right.
last_tango
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Tryin to get laid. Had a girl I liked needed a piece and I went to go grab it, came back to bar and she left so I moved on to my next project the puma project. Puma:Older woman that is hot but no babies. She went downhill to her place but everything is sensitive with her because of the age difference. She wants it but she is uncomfortable about it.
piritoiminta
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First time in Finnish nightclub for long time.. Decided to have a little fight with random dude... still awesome night though. How about you guys?
Going through my phone today after last nights shenanigans. So far I've found videos of a bunch of us white girls attempting to twerk, us singing fergalicious and hips don't lie, and videos of me doing gymnastics in various places. Also found a picture of me with a jelly fish drawn on my back. What a lame yet fun night.
HOLLA AT MEEEE
last_tango
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Holy fucking shit I found it!
Got to tell two girls how I felt about them. Said they were cute as hell which I truly mean but I'm not looking for anything right now and told them to be picky cause they can be. In a real fuck it all honey badger mood which feels great to finally release what I really want to say. Don't give a shit and my sober self won't care either if anything my sober self will be relived of some pressure.
I'm also sorry. Just need to be sorry to everybody for some reason.
Got to tell two girls how I felt about them. Said they were cute as hell which I truly mean but I'm not looking for anything right now and told them to be picky cause they can be. In a real fuck it all honey badger mood which feels great to finally release what I really want to say. Don't give a shit and my sober self won't care either if anything my sober self will be relived of some pressure.
I'm also sorry. Just need to be sorry to everybody for some reason.
last_tango
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got two different cute southern bell chicks to buy me drinks. 15 gamer points!
last_tango
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Doesn't seem like anything you're saying or doing or doing
Is making any sense long distance druuunnnk
Is making any sense long distance druuunnnk
Emma_Watson
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hey, you
come here often?
how abouts i buy you a drank?
come here often?
how abouts i buy you a drank?
loam.duvanin
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My friend once thought he was a glass of orange juice and did not move because he felt like he was going to "spill himself"
