The "Im Drunk" Thread

My roommate is the worst. He's sober. I'm drunk. He's condescending and rich. I'm poor and grateful. He's an asshole who thinks I'm way below him. He's a 25 year old loser who hangs out with 20 year olds with a 19 year old girl friend. I needed to vent. His major is LITERALLY art. Drawing art. Which is awful. FUCK. FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK I hate his facial hair. I hate everything. FUCK!
 
Im drunk so Question:

If you could have been born in any time period what would it be?

for me i wish i was born in the 60's so i could have grown up with music like Jimi Hendrix, the Beatles, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Neil Young, smashing pumpkins, red hot chilli peppers, silverchair, nirvana, and so many other great bands. just so i could have grown up with kids who enjoy the same music as me. I'm so sick of this "new music" like 90% of the stuff on mu ipod is from before 2000. so many musicians these days dont give a shit about their music and just want money. im just ranting, but fuck it annoys me that so many artists these days just put out a bunce of fuckin bull shit and also that everyone enjoys it. what the fuck happened to to classics and the great music that seemed to be coming out in unlimited quantities back before i was born. fuck k im going to bed.

 
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Baboom yo! I dunno. Drank like a micky and a six pack. I just spilt all over myself.

This was before I vomited last night. I spilt this nasty drink all over myself and then drank the kings cup in fuck you, after this point I was struggling to understand life and was shouting nonsense about aliens and tesseracts and yelling at my friends that I would be a pro skier.

Solid night
 
First drunk post in a long time. Drank today at 2. Did a drinking game to the movie room, steak n shake, passed out. Woke up at 8 went to my friends house and had 7 more beers, now here typing my life story. cheers.
 
Yes, I have woken up drunk a couple of times that it would be illegal for me to drive to class.

Beer pong tourney tonight, got this cute girl as my partner. She is a huge lightweight, but some how she is super clutch. Hope to win it all!
 
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