The "Im Drunk" Thread

i gin and juiced last night. i'm not even sure i was alive last night either. go boi!

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I wanna text this girl saying how I've liked her for two years, but I havent had the balls to ask her out, she asked me to be her grad date yesterday. what should I say?/ im durnk
 
Bring her to the side and just be like, hey im going to lay this out here, and I have liked you for the past two years, and today I am going to stand up and want to ask you out and treat you to the most amazing time of your life? I always do that and it works for me
 
damn i feel like i need to nut up and do that... i think tomorrow might have to be the day. shall report back.
 
haha a friend of mine I havent seen in ages wrote on my Facebook "I love when Wille is drunk"

I have no memory of even meeting her last night.

What I do remember is shouting "whats up with your ugly face, been drinking too much period blood again?" to some random douchebag while waiting for the subway. I have class.
 
I told my friend to stop going after these girls because they were ugly, but they were right there when I said it and I kindof feel bad
 
Fuck my college, we dont get columbus day off. Its because the president of UB is indian, and columbus killed all the indians. dont hold a grudge, man
 
It's so damn early, it's only 10:34, Ive been drink ing at the Freshtival since 6:00 and I'm drunk sa fuk
 
i promise im sober and not fuckin smashed taking bong rips to

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Nothing better than walking in your all guys dorm bathroom and finding a girl in it. You gotta congratulate her on getting laid. Said the guy with a girlfriend its worth it nig
 
I need to post here more. I neglect my own thread way too much.

This is my 4th night in a row for being drunk
 
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