The "Im Drunk" Thread

The feeling's quite fine,when you get drunk on wine,like you want to be drunk,all of the time.
Still though I know,Though I won't let it show,That come the next day,My head will explode.
Still for this moment I live,My lips like a seive,I can hold in my pinky,All the fucks that I give.
'cause when you drink wine,the feelings quite fine,like you want to be drunk,all of the time
Fuck the poh-leece
 
Almost had to make a "HELP I CANT FIND THE IM DRUNK THREAD" thread.... too drunk.$2.99 jumbo margs and free tequila shots. everything in my life is fine. it's five o'clock somewhere.
 
dude google it, google just saved my life

anyone else feel weird about the first thing to do when drunk is to find this thread, but then at the same time loving it and not wanting it any different?
 
Yes, I'm drunk.

I wrote a long message but had to delete it.

I would like to conclude with, "KAYA HAS BECOME A FUCKING BABE!" seriously. I'd do her for more than her skiing and I'm straighter than an arrow.
 
No school tomorrow, means somebody threw a shop party, and I made out with two regrettable ladies, fsda asdf fds
 
Fuch the police all they do is fcjk kids on the streets I be spittin hard sittin in my muthafucjin seet. Bitches all up on me like woah what the fuck you doing you stupid hoe. Aaaaaewwwww what up bitches
 
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