The "Im Drunk" Thread

I somehow made it to class, walked in right at 8am, missing a sock and wearing a tall tee that i consequently wore last night... and to sleep.. its going to be one of those days.
 
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Really, semester needs to end. Ski season needs to start, pbr need to be drank faster (ski workout wat). What the fuck is NEwGirl?
 
i'm not talking about man rape. i have nothing against getting hammered with a bunch of dudes and running around in indian headdresses breaking things

many frats are all about luring in women (preferably freshmen), compromising them through alcohol or drugs, and then taking advantage of their weakened state, a.k.a sexual assault. it's exactly why frats let in only freshman girls and not any guys. when the girls get into the party they realize it's just them and a bunch of upperclassman drunk kids in lax pinnies so, due to the pressure of being in with the "cool kids" and their lack of previous drinking experience they drink themselves to oblivion and then lose their virginity in one of the brothers' rooms next to his keep calm and carry on poster and his collection of empty handles and shot glasses

none of this is meant to denounce the brotherhood aspect, since that's awesome, but from my experience frats are pretty damn rapey
 
I always love a good discussion but can we get this thread back on track with non-coherant thoughts and drunk ramblings about your night? I don't want a huge fight happening.
 
just before i start posting in in ski gabber about the awesome night i had with the the BlackLabelProject$ and the inspired crew in edinburgh i thought i should post here to officiallly claim my drunkness. you have no idea how long it took me to type this correctly.
 
its bad enough when im sober trying to type because my vision isnt great so i fuck up typing a bunch, i cant imagine what it would be like if i didnt read through what i typed when drunk
 
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