The "Im Drunk" Thread

haha I feel you. I feel as if girls dont do enough while having sex. Sometimes I am just feeling im just fucking a sex doll. The guy does like all the work.

I love it when the girl gets nasty and just gets gnarly into it. Thats the best sex.
 
exactly!!! There are plenty of more fish in the sea to fuck that dont lay there like a dead fish.

Also its getting it in, so in my book a fuck is a fuck!
 
note to self:-

when bowling sober with the name "the bachelor", you will underachieve

when bowling drunk with the name "kony", you will DOMINATE
 
where do you live? miami? you haven't found the right chick(s). It might sound terrible but find a chick that's a little insecure (or a lot), she'll want you to like her and therefore will aim to please. In return you'll be giving her higher self esteem for accepting her and wanting to hook up with her. It's a win-win.
 
WELL HELLLOOOOO!!!!

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Here I am posting drunk as shit and I have a verrrrrryyy funny story to tell tomorrow when I am sober. It is pretty damn funny, keep in touch if you want to hear epicness that happened tonight.
 
quick poll:

ive found that drinking beer = not drunk enough/ too much uriniation

hard a = too drunk too fast

wine seems to be the perfect balance of these two.

my question is; do you see the guy drinking wine at a party as a big ol vag>??
 
start drinking beer at a faster pace to start out with, then once on the border of drunk/buzzed shotgun or chug a beer, then continue drinking normally all night. works for me
 
Bet your ass I didn't forget!!!!

Here is the story:

So last night I was bored before the party me and my other brothers threw at the fraternity house. So like any college student, I pre-gamed and was playing some call of duty and having a grand ol' time. Later I heard people playing beer pong in the basement so I went down there to go play, and what do I see, MY FUCKING EX GF THAT I HATE. Oh yeah she still has a huge thing for me. But I broke up with her because she is weird and got fat. Yeah I'm an asshole.

So she wanted to talk and catch up and played a game of beer pong and she was fucking terrible so I kept making fun of her and she kept taking it and laughing. I'm like bitch, I'm making fun of you, you aren't supposed to laugh!

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She also tried to be all touchy with me and shit and I kept backing away. So I left given that huge awkward situation, and went back upstairs to make me a drink. When I was making me a Coke n' Rum, she came into my room and locked the door behind her.

Yeah this is where it gets weird.

She starts to pull her tits out saying how big they have gotten since we have broken up. I'm like in my mind "Yeah those are nice, but you are still fat." And I told her to put those away and she wanted me to kiss her, and I was having none of that.

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And she wanted to see me naked and shit, so I kicked her the fuck out.

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This is where the revenge happens.

With in ten minutes of my ex throwing her self at me to basically be fucked, I called over another girl. When I was walking with the other very sexy girl to my room, I passed by my ex and gave her a smile and she flipped me off.

Best feeling ever!!!

Oh yeah, I also got it in last night to

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Well thank you sir. Last night when I was wasted I thought it was more funny than it actually was. But being sober I realized you have to know the situation with me and my ex to get it. I just felt like I had to post it since I came on here drunkenly advertising what happened. Still a good story with the meme's none the less.
 
I'm sure you fed into her wanting you though. As epic as your story is you probably played your part. Although it is nice to imagine having girls being thrown at you.
 
I feel great from last night. only had 9 beers, so I was drunk, but not shit faced.

Now drinking the remaining three watching the Ohio St. and Mich St. game.

Lets go Spartans!!
 
Yeah, I have my bracket picked. And I keep on looking through it thinking on things to improve, but when I do I think im fucking it up.

Tomorrow will be doing a bunch of research so I can win the NS pool. But as a KU fan, I have KU winning it all, which I know will be the death of me, but atleast im a true honest fan.

Oh yeah, been drinking fosters all night and watching top gear. Having a hell of a time!

 
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