The "Im Drunk" Thread

Woah, got a little more drunk than I have in a while. Didn't black out though which was really interesting, I may have been on the tippin point. Eugh, maybe Peetah takes it easy tonight
 
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aftert wayting in tge line i finnally take a shit and now im on my fone. thet triedd too cut me of but i still grab more beer and im get hella biches tonyte. holla mufacka
 
HAPPY ST PATTIES DAY!!!! I am going to the local Irish theme pub here and getting my Guinness on. here is a Irish pub/drinking game to get you guys in the mood to crack open a Guinness.

GET WASTED!!!!!!!!
 
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This is gonna be a good night. Start drinking when I got back from the mountain. Hittin up Al's french fries (for those vermonters who know how dank it is) in a few with the squad. I love everything right now.
 
petah farrel text me please me and abby need to see your face...207 232 7104 you know my numbah, stay classy luh ya
 
someone maide me the most delicious drink. gin, San pellegrino orange, lemon juice an orange slices and ice. straiin to get the pulp out = delicious and oh ya happy st pats!
 
Might not be a smart idea.

Oh and it feels like my head got hit with a bag of bricks. Hurts so bad!
 
im playing strip games with two girls on skype and destroying them. but im drunk so im just getting naked as well

FUCK CLOTHING
 
Just got back from Spring break in PCB where I was literally not sober at all for 120 straight hours. In those hours I shit on the floor of our hotel, my friends sent 12 pictures of my flaccid penis and one erect one to 6 of our girl friends, pulled the line from Forgetting Sarah Marshall: "I just got out of a serious relationship and am not looking for anything serious. I think having sex with either one of you would be a real treat for me. Want to go home? How about you? Want to go home?", and drank 917 beers with my 7 other buddies. Overall a successful week. And to cap it off it is now my friend's 21st, so I am pretty drunk at 5 on a Monday. And I had sex on Saturday, ending a VERY long dry spell. Love you NS.
 
college toured last week at boulder stayed at my friends house and i have never been so hammered. im from the east so the altitude fucked with me and idk played like 3 games of beer pong, 4 shots, then got more drinks at a bar i dont remember..got kicked out of a frat house then blacked out at a house party then shredded breck the next day! loveee colorado
 
Well my parents brought me back a bottle of rum when they got back from their cruise. Popped it open last night, poured it on the rocks and sipped it why hanging out with my girl. It was really enjoyable. Didn't get drunk, but I feel like sharing this because this is the best rum I have ever had.

Mt Gay Rum is in Barbados, and it was established in 1703, which is currently the oldest rum distillery in the world. I was drinking the "Extra Old" Which is aged 17 years in kentucky oak barrels. The hint of the wood, subtle spices, hint of nuts and bananas warm the mouth and sooth the throat. Such a good relaxation drink.

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meet my friend jack daniels. 2:16 in the afternoon, met a girl in the liquor store and we hit it off. drank a bit. now I'm drunk. off 1 drink. somehow. full glass of JD will do that to you I suppose

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didnt drink enough on saint patricks day so i will probably be doing more irish car bombs tonight. i'm irish i don't need a holiday to celebrate anyways
 
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