The "Im Drunk" Thread

Well not drunk any more, but had one of the most interesting days I can remember and been up for almost 24 hours.

I need sleep.
 
completely plastered on my friends 21st birthday at applebees singing eminem karaoke my other friendhad a video but shenever took the lense cap off-_- anyway i already could barely speak and then im trying to sing some fast paced rap song it was fucking hilarious hahahaha
 
trip post one night. damn i am fresh. drink water n sleep. hang with lady freind tommorow yessir!
 
I blacked out, woke up and found my ex-gf laying in my bed. my next thought wast this.

"the fuck?"

And rolled over and went back to bed
 
hehe jee thanks :3. I go through a lot of drunken nights, pain, sex, and hang overs to keep this thread going.

And for you, here is an otter with a beer.

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i was in here last night, too drunk to make a post, but here is my next morning hung over message:

i have an exam in an hour hah
 
Hosting a party, both of my exes are here. and are fighting.

Will tell details tomorrow when not as drunnk.

ONE LOVEEEE, Ja blesss!!!
 
IM DRUNK

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

HAHAHA shout out to whifazoo for having people over tonight!!1

beach party tomorrow! shits going to be fucking crazyyyyy
 
Yup. Definitely drunk. 5:30a time for bed. See you all at like noon. I really need to get my sleep schedule back on track. Fuck.
 
Owwwww FUCK I just walked outta my bathroom in the dark, turned the corner too quick and smashed my face against the corner of the wall, I kid you not. I expect a black eye tomorrow fuck this I'm going to bed.
 
PICS!

and yeah last night was messed up for me. I think im done with girls in college for the rest of the time I am here. toooo much shit happening!
 
chips are salty and dekicouse. I lke them an my gf. shds cooollk. tjanks dick bandit for tje hoodie its sick
 
im waaaay drunk i just had sex with some sketchey girl, but i wrapped sweet. i thought she stole my wallet but nbow i found it. ha ha
 
its only 2:50pm, but I've succeuasefly drnken ahlf a mason jra of moonshine. fuck aye for trhe south.
 
TOMMORROW IS MARATHON THURSDAY.

i will be drinking from 9AM till 1AM. personal 30 racks for me and my roommate. pictures to follow

 
details? she sexy at all?

Had a hook up a couple weeks ago where the girl just laid there and took it like a dead fish and did nothing. Wasnt really enjoyable. Hate it when girls do that shit!
 
hahaha man similar story,

So theres this decent club on our campus and last night it was bumpin, I see this girl I went to highschool with and we always hit it off because she also lives in res. Anyways the past two times I was too fucked up to even consider making a move. But last night went well, except for the part where she got on top and then rolled off and I called her a lazy motherfucker ( she wasn't stoked about that) but yeah she has a british accent so it went pretty well.
 
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