The "Im Drunk" Thread

probably better than the stoli vanilla girls I met a couple of weeks back. homely and their shots were fucking disgusting.

you never turn down free booze though. even if it is pinapple juice and chick booze
 
i know i have 0 karma and little cred...im wasted

im like 5foot 7 and made out with a chick who was like 5 foot fuckin 11

then i wandered arounded ithaca ny

i have little concept of what the fuck is happening

 
so im drunk

its 3am

just went to a party and fucked my ex, fucked her again in the bed of the guy whose been trying to get with her for months, fucked her in my car, brought her to her friends and went home.....

;kzfviosgzedsg;ansd,/gv.kasdfvnsdfvl/ksdnfvsfvionma,;R

 
last night my friend started a massive dance off in the middle of the club. one of his mates passed him a pint and he downed the whole thing in the middle of a huge circle on the dancefloor. he then filled the pint glass with his own vomit, placed it on the floor and kept dancing.

definitely doing it right.
 
Just watched the rum diary while drinking rum. Pretty good movie. and the girl in it is sooooo sexy! dream wife forsuree

Amber Heard: my dream wife

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So beautifuyl!
 
friends nbirthday lol wikd as fuck haham anyways smoked dem marijihna cigaeretes haahhahaha , lol good to talk to ya NS yeee peace, keeo yo stick on the ice haah pea.

 
Im drinking cookie dough vodka and its sooooo goood!!! Im soo fuckdc up right now!!!!

Get onm y levl!

 
i got wasted with other ns'ers nj_mike and .shep and now permabanned member gypsy_alex, and we did some bonedeth party management. ate burgers on the coast of the magnificent beebe lake, and were met girlz and fought wild animals with our penises..
 
fuuuck yeah im drunk mannnaaaaa. And i Just mamdee an huge fuckin mistake. Anmd i should havebe gone back with this girl after owas making out her. And fuck I didnt and like she offered free jack, but its um. I mean i reaaaaally have feelings for aboither gourl. And she does have em for me too. And I dint know, i think i made the right choice.
 
so drunk right now. Best night in a long time hanging out with some high school friends

reading week yayyayayayayyayayay
 
153 dollar tab at chronic tacos in Gastown? Forced to buy nachos to continue buying shots? Know what? 0% fuck is given this day. God dammit, I'm broke now...
 
Im never getting that fucked up again. Totally fucked up last night and now I feel like a total asshole to the girl i was hanging out with last night.
 
It is 8:15 am. I went to bed 4 hours ago and am about to teach a 5 hour shift. I am still drunk. This will be fun!
 
got up at 6 to head to vail. roommate is still drunk stumbling around in the dark looking for his sweats
 
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