The "Im Drunk" Thread

am spinning. am wobdering how many ns'ers im currently in the room with. kids in hunyer and shanes and noah and peteys house, hiii
 
i mean, i djouod be drunk. with thev goors lites byb the dozen and redfy bullh vokkkas and a coups sjotz here and thete. and u thro in a coups boelwls and i mean come on. bur im just not. supes sobes
 
dfucked up god dayummm, talking bout life with one of the few homies left around my town... shit's fucking porked, as weeell as fucking awesome!!!

aint life a bitch goddayum
 
soooo...I just woke up at 7:20 im still drunk mightve been first blackout night ever fuckin dance parties up da mafuckin yang

so i woke up, and saw this on my neck. realized that I had been hooking up wih a girl on the dance floor REAL hard (hands down pants, etc.) and I went back and slept in another girls bed that night without realizing there were hickies ALL over my neck. good thing we got into an argument and I left because the girl i was in bed with is a bitch and wanted to 'apologize' to me...lol fuck dat ill puke on you ho

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I just made the most amazing drunk sandwich ever, its sooooo bad for me but yet its orgasmic.!!!!
 
This is the ingredients from last night's jungle juice...

1 L Everclear® alcohol

5.25 L(3 1.75L bottles) vodka

1 bottle peach schnapps

1 pint Bacardi® 151 rum

1 bottle 99 Apples® apple schnapps

10 L Sprite® soda

1 L Sunny Delight® orange juice

1 L triple sec

1.75 Lbottle gin

1 bottle DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps

4 bottles Boone's Farm® Strawberry Hill wine

8 L Hawaiian Punch®

2 containers orange juice concentrate

10 Milligrams of Xan's

14 Grams of MOLecule

10 grams of mushrooms boiled into tea.

Boulder got down
 
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