The "Im Drunk" Thread

What did i say that has been previously posted buddy?

That is a very special juice (this is the i'm drunk thread keep in mind) that had people making awful decisions. I doubt you are way to old to know what half those ingredients are / speak to freshman...
 
Im at that point where I was drunk at 1130, went to bed and woke up at 4am with a spliting headache and now I cant go back to bed

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Frreeeesssshhhmmaaannnnnnnnnn, freeessssshhhmmmaaanannnnnnnnn.

Although, I've never heard of schnapps. What is that? I hate being 17.
 
Ill keep you posted in two hours to see if any thing fun happens. probably wont,but keeping the hopes up high.

 
Why was your 23 year old cousin hiding in the bathroom drinking when it's perfectly legal for him to drink anywhere in the house?
 
I shount post on here but i will anyways, b ut i will an.. Ok well i dont even but ok , i do. Now this paragraraph needs a point, but i think i will make it about the objective now, wich is going outside, so tryin to reach macdonadls. I really want an mcgangbange and am hungrary as fuck. But my friend l take point in this.
 
last canada day, 5 other friends and i were partying and some of them wanted to swim.

we were all staying at one of the girls condo.

my friend who's condo we were staying at told us it was the last condo, (thats all the detail we got) and since it was 4am, 3 friends (and me) didnt want to swim. so we decided to head over there.

turns out the last condo had three doors. A, B and C. so we figured it was the last one. we went in (very loud and drunk) and started eating her food, one friend even took a shower and we went looking for her bedroom and settled down there. an hour later, we get a call asking where we are..

turns out her door wasnt C... her door was A
 
the fantastic 4 meet the pink panther... mix gin whiskey vodka and tequila and some pink lemonade. welcome back to high school/ older brothers liquour cabinet...
 
I've drinkin things that have left my mind feeling like a hot ballooon floating into the got damn volcanoe from lord of the rings.... yeah I haz drunkness!!!
 
just had four shots of absynth in a row, it tastes like shit. about threw up from the taste let alone
 
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