The "Im Drunk" Thread

PON3

PON3

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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

 
I r drunk. ND THRES A GIRL I WANNA FUCK AROUDND THE CORNER FROM ME. IV KNOWN HER SINCE A LONG TIME AGO WHAT SHOULD I SAY
 
what happened to the other thread with the exact same title? couldn't find it in your drunken state, or is it gone
 
YES SHE SAID THAT SHE WNTED TO LOSE HE VERGINITY BY UNIVERSITY. SO I SAID I COULD TAKE CARE OF THAT IN LIKE 5 MINUTES. SHE SAID THT SHE WAS IN BED ALREDY, THEN SHE SAID THAT IFSHE KNEW I WAS LIVINGBAT MY GRANDMAS RECENTLY SHE WOULD COME HUNG OUT WITH Me THEN SHE SAID SHES NOT HOME TOMOROW SO I GUESS IM NOT GETTIN LAID
 
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Werd MAN BUT IM OUT OF BOOZE CAUSE IM LOOKING AFTER GRANDMAS DOG CAUSESHES IN A HOSPITAL SO I GOT NOTHING BUT Some 11% FINNISH LIQUOR AND ITS REALLY OLD LOOKING
 
I had a super duper home made long island iced tea. but I dont have any coke a cola so I made it with tonic water and 4x more alcohol. then I chugged a leter of beer now i feel great! soooooooo........ I dont give a bloody fuck what Hagrid thinks
 
I dunno! he thinks he is tall and shit! but I would be all like "im batman!" and then he would stop thinking at me.
 
damn right he is, not his sidekick robyn though, robyn doesnt do shit other then go "HOLY _____ Batman!" and has yet to swear once. i want him to just once go HOLY FUCK BATMAN. like a normal fucking person.
 
just posting in here for being twisted like that fuckin taserian devil shit from looney toones. god dammit i'm reminecscening too much
 
roune it!!!! about thisOO O______ big but couldnt decide if the guy was hot enugh so i just talked ok?? now i think i shoulda done it anywat maybeer tomrrow
 
So glad this thread was bumped so I didn't have to searchbar for it. 3/4 done with my fifth. COD with my friend. Going shot for shot for whoever has a lower k/d in hardcore team deathmatch haha. Super tanked. HOWEVER, just went 28-4 with a choppa gunna. Fucking awesome.
 
Uggghhhh mixed drinks from now on. My vodka's warm and I just did a shot. Fucking awful. Almost puked. I'm now 2-7 in the next round of Call of Duty, what is shit shist. .
 
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