The "Im Drunk" Thread

^Speaking of how are things, I met Jwenz tonight. He introduced himself to me and I shook his hand and said, "Hi there, how are things?" He freaked out a little and I lol'd.

this cool story was brought to you by drunk me.
 
Tried a new drink tonight.

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i wnet to the steedlters game drunk as fuck, drank whedn i was there, thedn hooka brar, tehen drank wsith my sister and her friednd when igotr homde
 
i tend to be drunk at most points of the day but by the time im really wasted i lack the ability to post in this thread
 
Shut up emily you fucking lesbian whore i'm so fucked right now thank fuck for predictive text fuck i'm puking fuck oh ma lawds this is fucked jesus i love newschoolers like my own brethren you guys are awesome okay i've calmed down. Fuck i think i have hypothermija NI jesus fuck its so cold fuck i wanna ski dubi fuck leas okay fresh hair is good lol we hot box d my friends tree house lol o lol o lol jesus i'm fucked lol o lol o lol i want to fuck alyssssa unless she's a troll jfo lol o lol fuck i'm unsold drunk
 
hammered. writing stories. just finished ym last night of 7day/week drinking. Heading into senior year and now time to focus for 4 out of the 7 days a week. had best summer of my life drank during day and night for each day of the week. planning on making it only happen a few nights a week and then fri/sat night seeing as how i have school days that start at 745 am. Got to love this east coast lifestyle along with my highschool life. this year will be great, stoked on everything right now. Hope everyone is having fun in life because that is what matters! try some experimental drugs and live it up. stay safe, know your boundaries, and release your inner self!
 
maybe will get lucky and em will post pictures of tits. or better yet, her and her chickypoo holding each others tits

DO WANT
 
You know what emily its cool everyone hates on you but meh, idc. you raised from 0 to 10 i expect the same. anathema put up pics now lol fuck i'm still not sober.. my mate is throwing up but idgaf. its freezing here, how y'all doing? mmm golf
 
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