Well where do i start....
One day i was walking down the beach aimlessly when i stumbeled...literaly stumbeled onto a FREEZE magazine... I looked in this anchient artifact and saw a bunch of hyroglyphics, they were little men with a snowboard under each foot and with only one binding on each board. I was flaburgasted that they would treat snowboards like that. As i continued to look through this "FREEZE" i saw NEWSCHOOLERS.COM more than one time... then i realized that i could finaly read actual words instead of pictographs.. I dont know what that "word" ment. So a few years later i stumbeled, literaly stumbeled and fell onto a computer at a "internet cafe". During the stumbel i burned myself badly.. and i went to the hopspital saying, ouch, my face is burning. Then i was treated, and i asked the nurse for a "personal computer" now you people call them "PC's", cleaver by the way. And i finaly after weeks of trying got to this "website" called NEWSCHOOLERS.COM. I learned many things from this site, such as to NEVER USE CAPS UNLESS YOU ARE YELLING!!!, and to always searchbar things or else i am called a "NOOB" and that a man named Tanner Hall is ruling the world like the myans did....
*Cliff notes*
LMP TOLD ME!!!!!!!!!! >:O