The Gaper Statement

beezey

beezey

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What do you think goes through their mind when they are about to hit a 45ft jump?

"Oh Man! I bet I clear this at least half way!"
 
they think 'holy crap. wait until i tell jimbo about this radical ramp i hit today. he wont believe this crazy shit! now, where's my nascar hat.'
 
"im not afraid to hit this thing! I can do it too!"

last statement before waking up 1 week later in an hospital
 
if I get 20' of air, it hurts like a bitch, so if I get 35' it's gonna hurt even more. I don't know how these kids do this. But it turns out 20' is a nice case, and the 35 lands on the landing. It's just that they don't know this.

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3 hours on skis and im already hitting these big jumps? skiing is so easy (right before he lands flat and faceplants out of his bindings set at din 4)
 
Haha I saw a BUNCH of gaypers try and clear the 2nd hip set up in the 8 park today. They didn't hip it, they tried to clear it, SO funny. They just crunched and sat there for a minute.
 
"No, you can't hit the jumps, this is the Freestyle team jump hill."(Me)

"Man, they aren't that big anyway. Fuck." (Random Snowboarder)

 
i was just thinking about this. so we were in the park at my local mountain and its me some freinds and a couple of members of the park crew. were all sessioning this feature and all of a sudden we hear this cry to "GET OUT OF THE WAY." we look up to see this gaper girl and her friends staring down upon us like we are the problem. one dude says "dont hit if your going to go of the side" they respond with, "its ok, she did before" before anyone has a chance to say anything else she bombs a lagr portion of the park above us and launches of the side of the jump. now i must ask NS, why do people think this is cool. its not cool looking, and this girl completly fucked up her ankles. i would feel sympathy for her, had she not been such a bitch. i guess thats a part of what goes throught their minds.
 
welll there all chineese at my hill so something like:

"hooo fried rice! once i soar through the air like chopsticks im going to go eat dog"

ahahahah
 
so i was at okemo last weekend, up on the top of no'easter ther was a jump line with a 30ft step down, 20 ft table and 25ft step down, all estimates, but i guess there was a bus trip for asians and they were lapping the park, this gaper points it at the table from the top of the landing of the first jump hits, rolls down the windows, overshoots and lands on his ass, im at the top of the landing spotting for my friend and i let out a huge "BAH HA HA" and this kid who is with the gaper, goes "id like to see you do better" but totally serious, it made me feel like such a noob
 
i love gapers that actully go for shit and die. It almost worth waiting for them to get out of the way. Last year i saw a kid go through the noreaster park at okemo and bust his as on every feature. The best was the step down which was one of the worst impacts i have seen. The kid just couldent get hurt and got up and busted his again on the next rail.
 
The best are the people who cant even ski. Like no joke ski. At windham the other day there were these two girls who couldnt ski down the last part of the park. If you know it then you know its kinda steep. So they took off their skis and just started sliding on their ass. I was on the lift and just laughed at them. They looked at me funny though.
 
You guys really need to tone down your high fucking attitudes.

You only make fun of the kids who don't even care about skiing so you guys feel like you're a part of something.

Grow up
 
Yeah!! I'm sure that's exactly what they are thinking! You are so smart.

Oh wait, no you aren't, you're a stupid bitch
 
one of my dad's friends was like "i just love the look of those double edged skis" i couldn't help but to laugh b/c all skis have two edges
 
jesus christ, every single post ive ever read from you has been negative. They're just having fun at other people's expense that arent even part of this website. And here you come with your own high attitude making fun of the girl who posted something funny. So you can make fun of people who belong to the same community as you, but we cant make fun of people who wear jeans to ski and wreck themselves in the park? fucking hypocrite
 
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