The Gaper Statement

[skiRay]

"i hope this makes me popular..."

 

[unchyll]

over here all the gappers try to show off by hitting the sides of the jumps and doing mutes and stuff

 

[anitaskis]

True dat negro

 

[beezey]

we were all once at the gaper stage stop haha why fight over our high attitudes, we deserve to be proud of what we do, we worked hard for it.

 

[ECfreeski3]

if theyre having fun, why hate?

 

[friedcheese]

because they get in the way and ski down the landings of big jumps.

 

[t_rob]

"mommy is so scared but she is going to be so happy for me when i do it."

 

[-justice-]

"I'm going so fast! I'm gonna hit this jump!"

and then they fall off the lip/case the jump completely.

 

[anti_bunk]

youre incorrect. i was never a gaper. im not a retard thats how you avoid being a gaper.

 

[aja_kiki]

ahahahhahah yesss...ur so right!!

 

[supersteez420]

"oh yea the boys back at the lodge wont belive this im gonna look so cool doin this rad kicker"

and ofcourse we are all sittin at the top thinkin "how bad is this dumb ass gonna fuck himself up" then he does and we all laugh our asses off

 

[aja_kiki]

ahahaha oh poor anitaskis. hahahahaha

 

[DynastarriderGP]

yes

 

[anitaskis]

NO WAY?!

 

[SlickRick.]

haha yes!

 

[Mat.]

I dont know what they're thinking, but I doggone hate when they do that shit. Going of the side of jumps that is.

 

[leckett1]

doggone ahahah what the fuck?

 

[Dustin.]

what a not funny stupid bitch

 

[ktollefson_1080]

hahaha

 

[skierbabe420]

yes!!! abso-friggin-lutely...check the sig.

 

[Mat.]

I heard it on king of the hill!

 

[crooks]

"Pizza, french fry, pizza, french fry. Hey I think I got the hang of this. Big jump in the snowboard park here I come."

 

[Billek]

I hate it when some kids' mom/dad gets out their camera and skis to the side of a jump and lets their little kid go off the jump, case and completely eat their knees. They just dont get it. I think some little girl got hurt casing a jump this past weekend when she should have been nowhere near the park. I also hate it when some kid cuts you off after you call drop and he makes it halfway up the lip, slides down a bit and climbs up and over the jump, taking about 5 minutes to do so.

 

[pales]

i prefer calling it human slalom because if worst comes to worst you can punch them out of the way

 

[KillerMonkey]

Then in the background you just throw down some nasty shit right behind the kid to totally show him up.

 

[salomonskiier12]

nothing pisses me off more than that...

 

[DDrem.]

the same word rolls over in their minds over and over like a tribal chant: buttsex! buttsex! buttsex!

 

[Dilla]

exactly, unless they are endangering you, others or themselves, then you jsut ask em to move.

 

[skierbabe420]

yea a give 'em the ol' stiff arm.

 

[andrewg]

so true

 

[CBROOKS]

There once was a girl....

she was exesivley politically correct, and a massive flaming dike.

she was you.

the end.

 

[pales]

good story. except unfortunately it isnt the end becuase she hasnt left yet

 

[skithesprings]

ok i'll just ski over the lip and down the other ... ohh shit... thud as they fall of the top a 10 foot cut lip to flat ice

 

[suji.fnacks]

"omg, i know not half the kids posting here can hit a 45 ft jump, so i must not be a gaper!"

 

[suji.fnacks]

another reason why your so cool!

 

[-+Siver+-]

hahahha

 

[SteezePatrol]

a gaper is someone with a gap between their goggles and helmet, fools

 

[suji.fnacks]

wow your also smart, damn emo fags these days

 

[gangsteeze101]

just shutup...

 

[prophet]

its idaho... im sure they assume god will let them fly

 

[suji.fnacks]

welcome back welcome back bethas back

 

[ijibgoremtn]

i think im gonna make an entire film of gaypers im just gonna stand at a jump with a camera and watch them hurt themselves

 

[meggles]

hahahah

 

[beezey]

Well duh.