The Freestyle rap thread

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sacha

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Post some after me man a cyber-rap battle is beginning now.

Here's mine:

Yo its MC V repping my CFP peeps who fuck wit me become D-E-A-D. Im droppin real beats reppin real streets coast to coast im stronger then most if you mess we mit man youre toast. Ill be your host for this cyber insult fest after a while youll see its me who insults best. I'll pop a nine and stick a bullet through your chest and then I can finally put the rumors to rest.

My name is Sacha Vandersluis and I approve this message.

~~ PhUnKiN pHaT pHrEeRiDeRs ~~
 
just cuz the shit rhymes, doesnt make it good, if you actually rap that out loud it sounds like shit. it has some rhymes to it, but no flow. it sucked.

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just ski.
 
^ ya i know. Its kinda hard to act ghetto when your a rich white man.

My name is Sacha Vandersluis and I approve this message.

~~ PhUnKiN pHaT pHrEeRiDeRs ~~
 
hey...my names jake, i live by the lake, i aint no fake, i like to bake, stuff like cake, for you to take, i like to shake and bake....break it down...peace out home diggities.

..my names not jake in real life.

Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!

hehehe giggle giggle giggle

 
^ but at least it rhymes.

My name is Sacha Vandersluis and I approve this message.

~~ PhUnKiN pHaT pHrEeRiDeRs ~~
 
i lie, cheat, and steal

not to mention kill and deal

look in the mirrior and tell me what u see

one of this day im going to catch u tripin'

im the one holding the glock and my fingers are slippin

Then it' goes pop pop, and you wiggers better stop, stop

 
sacha!!

my name is sasha.

are you a guy?

sasha is a girls name.

- Sasha

Did you like it? Did it sound kinda hot...

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'Does your mom have a unibrow?'

'What was the guy.. WOAH.. when you press on your throat when you're talking it makes it sounds funny. Neat!'

'Wouldn't it be funny if a guy had like a 20 dollar bill, and went to the cafeteria and bought 20 dollars worth of 25 cent slushies... but then only drank one!'

'Teeter tooter...'
 
Yeah im a guy thats why i spell it Sacha instead of sasha.

My name is Sacha Vandersluis and I approve this message.

~~ PhUnKiN pHaT pHrEeRiDeRs ~~
 
that doesnt really rhyme eh you know that.

My name is Sacha Vandersluis and I approve this message.

~~ PhUnKiN pHaT pHrEeRiDeRs ~~
 
you think yo the best

but yo im better

i dont like chesse

but i get mo chedda

kahckis on my leg

addidas on my feet

cuz yo ass up and rock to the beat

or sit down and shut up

pour a little hen in my cup

till i get crunked aka fucked up

cuz i got a rolly on my arm

and im pour chandon

and i roll the best weed

cuz i got it goin on

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some people like their cucumber pickled
 
I listen to good music...

You listen to Crap

'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
 
Check it check it,

I'ma a gangsta/I'm reel bad/ i'll fuck u up with the back of my hand/ my abs is tight/ my answers on the math quiz were right/ me an my crew kickin beats in the corner/ hopin we'll never have to see bigbird with the coroner/rockin my kicks with tha bro's/ chillen in the freezer is how it goes/ my rhymes is dope and i know your jealous/and i had telophone sex with your mom on TELUS ... OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

SKI FOR LIFE!

WHITEWATER
 
Im a baller

I ball for free

someone says shoot,

I bust the 3.

Breaking ankles left and right

bein a baller is hella tight.

Steezy Minority #1
 
its not freestyle if its written down. stop rapping about gangsta and bitches and 40s and chrome. rap about shitting on french whores chests and making them eat it, seriously.

ch flow and joose ft. cg pimpin and kdubdoghousemanhouse

“Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain’t it, and you know it was like amazing.� -Ali G
 
this is my freestyle to dspin 7x beat this bitch I Shit on you, spit it quicker than you ,kick you to the gutter like your dirty fukin mother the bitch the whore spat you out of her cunt for you to come her to declare verbal war but I stand on sands of chemical war your American ways shinning through like the sun on my forehead. You’re a mere mortal I come form a higher line of direct descendents from Atlantis./ I shit it better than you can spit in this game of verbal warfare kiss my white hairy ass while I kick you back to the dirty streets Philadelphia yah filthy little piece of white farmer trash. Friend of dororthy, lyrically im a genius while you cant even find your penis. Talk shit on me and your gonna need some big boys on your back but they be better be care full cause you might try give them an ass rapin……..…..aussies kickin ass all the way to the end of time fuck with us and you gonna die quicker than the mother fuckers in sian.

ulta-matum

'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
^hahahahaha thats was sick!!! aight sacha lets go dawg you gotta comeback at this!!

-getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery-
 
all your little boy rhymes

are miles outta line

sacha, youve got a big pimple!

its not gonna pop this time!

its jus gonna take over your pre pubescent face,

while you jerk off to me, I spray you with mace

the same for default app

your pick up lines are crap

if you im me again your face will catch slap

Aussiepimps gotta beef

but his wack rhymes are weak

maybe you should change your name to aussiequeer

cuz this girls down with american beer

If I left you out its cuz you zero clout,

your saggy pants and tilted hat aint what hip hops about

 
nigga nigga nigga yo yo

nigga nigga

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'It wouldent fall on you if you couldent handle it' ~ Tanner hall ~
 
i spit mad game like a mo fuckin nigga,you make one more move and i'll pull the mo fuckin trigga, bitch u aint got shit on me, hoe open your mouth so i can take a pee..what

SGB
 
yo im not skiing at killy today

so here in ny i stay

goin to the prom tonite hope i get layed

XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx

Still no snow on the east coast.

XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx
 
I CHALLENGE DEADBEATZ

(harmless intentions, only stupid challenge I will lose)

Deadbeatz you piece of shit

After this you'll go and cry on yo momma's TIT

I got news for you son, that stuff, rap

Is a fucking piece of crap

We fucking get it stop screaming it in the mic

You fuck a lot of women, you're rich and you have a huge DICK

Now that you've shouted it for people to hear

Do you really think they belive you? Uh... I tapped your mom's rear!

The F to the U to the C to the K to the YOU

(I don't even know if he seriously listens to rap, again, harmless intentions, I'm bored)

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'I'm the master of low expectations.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!

 
A yo I'm coming with aggression

No question I'm steadily progressing

I'm rhyming with time and money invested

I've been stressing, since I was an adolescent

Now shit's so dope I can get charged with possession

Professional, since cut from the umbilical

Battle me your battle 'all be hysterical

Don't trip or you'll get whipped out this mircale

I'm very cool and put in a hot situation

For real, I'll send you on a permanent vacation

I'm lacing this track I attack with anger

Lure you into my tent and scream 'Rebenga!'

Now watch the blood spit as you die

Sparks fly, when real killers collide

I'm fearless, that's why you feel this inside

I'm clever, I never ever let shit slide

I electrify the next to try to tangle

With Madchild, will get worked from every angle

I dismantle and handle with chaos and mayhem

And cold rock a party, until the A.M.

'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
 
i win

'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
 
Atlantaski:

I gatta' tight grip

like ya moms on my white dick

rubbin' my cristal balls callin' me a cycic

flip da light switch

and scream in terror cus shes da fukin' harriest beast she prolly carrys diseases

And I might slip

if i tried ta' mount her shes da size of a bouncer wit dese flys all around her

smellin' like shit

so taker home to her cage wit some soap and a razerrrrrrr

 
damn. I had came up with a huge story. Went to hit send and it all got erased. Here's part of it, what I remember.

Look, I've seen alot of shit in my life.

I've spit venomous words that''ll rip you apart like a rusty knife.

Seen empires crumble at the stroke of a hand.

Lived underground the wretched streets of Pakistan.

Journeyed deep across the endless desert sand

Amongst a prisoner-carrying caravan.

Bound in shackles, Wrongfully accused.

Witnessed slothful men, once profused.

Dehydration, nausiation, has taken it's toll.

Shivering through the night as my body grew cold.

I came I saw, I conquered.

I've sailed, I've travelled, I've explored.

I've laughed, I've cried.

I've lived, I've died.

But for what?

I'll place my hand over a flame, and still get burned.

So point in case, have I really learned?

What has not killed me, has made me stronger.

but sometimes life doesn't seem worth it any longer.

Don't pull that trigger, don't jump from that ledge,

For tomorrow brings a new day. A new edge.

Look, I'll leave you with this,

If you shoot for nothing,

Then you'll surely miss.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
yo deadbeats your dis to me was gay i won that battle by far!!! here another one to shut you the fuck up. dont claim you won something when you can't rap for shit.

In this world you gonna have to fight for survival some one of your stature and style is at the bottom of the food chain just like small green

shit on the bottom of the ocean. This world has made me lyrically inclined spiting shit faster then your daddy fucks you from behind.

ulta-matum

'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 


deadbeats i was just kidding you can rap ok but you cant beat this one....

Im a hardcore figure that will show no emotion as I stand over your body buried 6 feet under almost as low as when you mother bent over. I come from a land down under reppresntin with style super imposing showing you kids what the fuck not to stick your nose in. You’re a white boy from the wrong side of the tracks im super imposing this ghetto wanna be ski scene landing switch of cliffs fakie flips pimpin your hoes, ya mother ya sister ya gf they all loving flowing with da master the switch corkin thunder from down under.

Don’t front with me ive genetically inherited the mind of a guru and the body of a master. God made me Genetically inclined to fuck bitches all the time, I swing swords like an Iraqi drops bombs on you like your an Afghani

Pop quick shit like Gadaphi agaist the upper echelon of American Anarchy. Killin so many souls in the name of corporations your country reminds me of the Roman Empire except without the smart Philosofers and gorgeus exotic women. Just chumps ,fast food

And commercialism. Im chillan why you jizzan wanking over some fat women, you nothing you aint got a snowballs chance in hell of disturbing my flow so fuck off you blow in go back to your home.

You cant beat that half the words proably arent even in your vocbabulary.

ulta-matum

'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
im gonna tell you this for your own benefit, your shit is dope as hell, espically cuz you wrote 90 percent of it, bitch you need to practice your freestyle before you come up missing like snoop dogg's police files.! what holla



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the above freestyle was done the other night not directed to anyone with snoop dog as logo. This thread is about being a dick head for laughters sake.

ulta-matum

'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
background noise:

yo yo spit it

me:

hey yo get off of me

wait why don't you see

that i fucked your mom rotten

too bad her pussy was way too sodden

so i dried that shit up with a little cotton

it was still wet

so i fucked it like a elephant until she wept

the bitch was nasty

did i mention that twat of her's was quite pasty

didn't mean i didn't eat that shit out like it was tasty

laffy taffy, that clam tasted like candy

she reminds me off this chuck i fucked named mandy

when i need a handjob, your momma's quite handy

she makes me blow my load like a fuckin rhinocerous

lets me cum in her mouth like it's a game

shit son, she really likes that game

too bad i didn't even catch her name

i was too busy fuckin her with aggression

god damn, i can remember the passion

she fucked like a wild african

too bad that bitch did so much complainin

i kinda liked fuckin her in that aeroplain

Are you feelin me? I'm on a killin spree.

There's nothing to lose when noone knows your name.

 
^i tried to emulate my two main men necro and ill bill in that rap...represent

Are you feelin me? I'm on a killin spree.

There's nothing to lose when noone knows your name.

 
Atlantaski is a rich white boy, his mom likes to fuck him with a sex toy. He takes it in the ass night after night, his mommy owns him he doesnt put up a fight. To see them in bed is quite a fright but to his rich daddy its quite a delight. He likes brands like ralph lauren and gap but that motha fucka dont know how to rap. How can you ski when you live in da south? How can you talk with a dick in yo mouth? To his homosexuality i have no doubt thats it mothafuckaz this is over im out.

My name is Sacha Vandersluis and I approve this message.

~~ PhUnKiN pHaT pHrEeRiDeRs ~~
 
hey yo sacha can't rap either

i fucked your mom too like an anteater

that sex couldn't have been any sweeter

i believe in fore play

let her suck my dick before the big lay

what's that? you got nothin to say

Are you feelin me? I'm on a killin spree.

There's nothing to lose when noone knows your name.

 
^ i know i cant rap but neither can you man how can you associate yourself with necro and ill bill man theyre like 100 times more thug than you are.

My name is Sacha Vandersluis and I approve this message.

~~ PhUnKiN pHaT pHrEeRiDeRs ~~
 
^lol...i'm a tall white boy from new hampshire, of course i know i can't rap. i just wanted to have a little fun

Are you feelin me? I'm on a killin spree.

There's nothing to lose when noone knows your name.

 
shut the fuck up, cause this is what up..... i rhyme quick like mike vick, and i showed him too. now hes got the tims, the wims , and the 22's

what u got on it

 
hey bigmac

shut up and suck my sweaty sac

and let me spray my cum all over your back

i know you'll like it like that

you always like it when you suck my dick, you got that motion down pat

you lick my cum up when i get it all over the doormat

did i mention your sister's really flat

that girls got no tits

i found that out when i licked her clit

shit son, she was suckin my dick

Are you feelin me? I'm on a killin spree.

There's nothing to lose when noone knows your name.

 
yo what big mack thinks hes a playa he just a salmon fileya

eggs and bacon double steezy if you pleezy

you know when you see a bum and he tells you he's Jesus he probobly is so give him some cash all right

 
yo

bigmac likes his dicks big and meaty

especially when the weather's nice and sleaty

how about when i suck his sister's titty

she likes my cock more than she likes me

shit son, that's easy to see

she blows me when she's on her knees

fuck, she even says please

Are you feelin me? I'm on a killin spree.

There's nothing to lose when noone knows your name.

 
Humpty dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

All the King's horses and all the King's men,

couldn't put Humpty together again...cracka.

AK BC SESH
 
first comment on a new page/ oh whats that u want me to pass the sage/ well now that u have passed that stage/ i can watch u age

SKI FOR LIFE!

If it was easy it would be called snowboarding.

WHITEWATER

 
big dub.. u take this to seriously, i spit that shit as i was typin it. sorry im doin it again, urs was a 9 but mine was a 10

 
highfive, I can think of quite a few damn good rich white guys who can rap. Prevail from Swollen members, anyone?

And I've never understood why the medium (the internet in this case) can make lyrics/rhymes/flows any less valid.

A verse is a verse. A good verse, whether written, typed, or spoken, is still a good verse.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
ooooo look at me, im zach,

i do urban with a backpack

you think sweat suits are cool?

wait til i grind x core,

wearing sean jean velour.

4*****~~~~~~~~~~

F*****~~~~~~~~~~

R*****~~~~~~~~~~

N~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

T~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
yo my name is kunz

and i like X grabs

my new nick name..

is mr. adam shrab

oh wait i forgot.. i just do flips

tell yo baby momma

not to nibble on my lip

 
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