The Freestyle rap thread

hey check me out, im zach d

i like to taste tim durtschi's pee.

maybe you have seen me...

smoking cigarattes thinking i am really really cool.

too bad im not cool.

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alright stop... erich kunz is pissin

a set of testicles is what he's missin

he aint got nothin but he keeps on tryin

gonna keep goin til he's wrinkled and dyin

will he ever stop? i dont know

187 MSPs is the money he rolls

playin in the park? naw i dont think so...

big drops, lines ,and urban 4 kinksos

 
206 washington is where im residing

summit at snoqualmie is where i be riding

tore my live on a dragon rail

i keep on trying; once again i fail

 
ooooh, you got me tremblin now,

im from ak and i dont ride pow.

i like to do gagnier grinds

and do switch ups that are blind

i look like a traffic cone when i ski

everyone check me out, i am so key.

while you're at it check my hair cut

it is soooooo emo i want it in the butt.

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yo look at me, my name is jeff thomas

the only thing i spread, is rotten grey Hummis.

check out my sick company, Theory 3 Media

thats kinda lame shoulda read the encyclopedia

im short and stumpy like your mommas ****

cork 7 leading mute is my favorite trick

 
My names Zach, Im a hack, I want jess girls rack, but hes with her in the sack. I am small, real small, I know I aint tall but fuck you all.

I am zach from AK the little Eskimo, so watch out I cause im gonan go.

Breathe and Stop on Sale Now!

Safety Meeting coming Summer 2005

www.theory-3.com
 
eighteen is just a number

with any girl i will slumber

my name is my game

and i will put that shit down on any dame

too bad if i tried to get with a classy hoe

she would say hells no!

4frnt, line...whats next?

ninthward bitch, best respect!

so if you see me, you know my steeze

i live my life like mav...between my knees.

whats my name?

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dear erich,

hey i ride alpental

i hardly ever fall

only threshold that im pushin

is squawkin bird calls

dont see me riding pow?

open your eyes b****

wipe your goggles off

i be passin you SWITCH

 
oo ah just a little bit,

oo ah just a little bit more.

yo, how about a little less?

im sorry but i need to get this off my chest.

you think your shits progressive?

i think codys poop is more impressive

i really dont mean to set trip

but shit son, you got a lotta lip.

look at my watch from tanner hall

you might have won freshtival if you didnt fall

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My name’s kunz and I smell like piss,

I wave goodbye to girls instead of snakin a kiss.

I get wasted off of two damn beers,

And jerk off to porn starring two hot queers.

I punch out foos that call me a jibber,

but I don’t rip big lines be-cuz of my liver.

I’m only sponsored cuz I sucked schmuck’s dick,

But he switched teams so now I gots to land a trick.

 
heart breaker?

date raper.

dream maker?

goggle gaper

yo check out my new clothes

sessions' latest threads

i look like a huge boogar

that was blown from my head

4frnt skis is my newest sponsor

i got the body and build of a gay club bouncer

 
schwags likes sticky sticks

more like dixie chicks

hey check out my video edit

i like little boys like shawn pettit

dont ask me about sheshul

or i will bite your testicle

whats that? its 3pm?

ok, i think i will wake up now.

good morning, how are you?

what is for breakfast?

oh wonderful!

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first 4frnt?

then line?

what was levinthal thinkin

when he gave me the time?

i enjoy 80s rock

but my pick-up lines are stock

the last action i got

was an 8 year old ****

 
hi my name is nigel

and i smell like food

the last skin i saw

was my roommates boobs

i got a funny accent but i aint frontin

weird michigan music is the beats i be bumpin

i gota a new camera. how does it work?

the room smells like hot dogs whenever i burp

 
Come on now guys,

its all little lies,

he really isnt that bad,

oh wait, is schmuck really my dad?

I remember this time,

shcmuck and I drank with heim,

It really was bad,

cause hot damn it was really sad.

We were really done for,

specially when hime tried to hit this whore,

but instead, we found him ditch the next day dead.

Breathe and Stop on Sale Now!

Safety Meeting coming Summer 2005

www.theory-3.com
 
dixie chicks have more dick

then kunz rubbing a nipple.

its simple how fluid my flows

will grow and kill you off with one verse

i think i just put you in a hurse?

die die die

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www.penguinmilk.com
 
yo yo im jonny malibu

im sooo cool i dont have the time for you

i have ten million accounts in bc

but all the hotties wont look at me

hey check out these ski boards

i am selling them in mad hoards.

whoa peep my orage wood jacket!

too bad 500mm wont hack it.

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Im zachd and I cant make up my mind,

I switch sponsors all the fuckin time.

Im from AK but I only hit rails,

Maybe cuz my knees are so damn frail,

Unless im down low suckin on a dick,

In which case my acl’s are sturdy as a brick.

I cant spin past a fakie 5,

Wonder how long before I’ll have to switch to line,

Cuz oc and hans are goin soon see the light,

That I’ll never win a comp, nevermind a fight.

But don’t worry zach I’ll be sure to tell Jay,

Just how much your new haircut is gay.

 
shmuck you need a truck.. you odb comming around hitting up girls fresh into their teens.

zachd who cares if you ski and switch up this and that youd prolly do better if you didnt have to stress your verbal attacks. whatsa that you say your from ak? ok... GAAY K!

jeffy you still working on your little messy in your poo poo pants i remember the times when you would have wine and dined three girls by nine...

ekunz you call that name street credit? i htink your still overwhlemd by your debit... that line might have been lame but i might behind in the game, so all i can say to yoou.. is that you have fucked up too.

@#%Q#%$&
 
the game ended at 3am last night...sorry chile.

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all my people in the 313, throw your mother fuckin' hands up and ride with me

Dont' come running to me when you cut your legs off with a lawnmower!!
 
stepping out to conquer my own destiny

yoda and hans are beside me, bee

i fearcley whip out my laser sword

i sence fear withing our dark lord

our eyes collide but not our beams

we journey through each others bad dreams

I see through him like galaxy 2

and i slice to hit through and through

teh battle rages as i power up

but the sith lord poops in my butt

he staels all my mana away

i wipe the poop from my upper lip

the combat it still rages on

fierce spirits come the cheer me on

i slice his foot like i slice my breadshaw

he falls to the ground like emporer krenshaw

i see the fear in his eyes

as a swipe of justice soon to arrive

takes him over like a terrorist

as i swipe him into a bloody mist.

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
 
why the hell was this thread ressurected,

when you were dropped on your head i guess you really were affected.

your skills don't compare, so step to the side,

the best rhymes are when my pen and paper collide.

my style is so fresh its like nothing u've seen before,

ask me for a battle, i'll show you some more

gotta find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternooon delight

 
yo u wanna show me some more mah fucka kick in the door like biggie smalls did u worthless kid u wanna battle me i get u killed and ur body dropped off for free u wanna fight shits aight but i was banging ur girl and that shit was tight, i cummed three times all ova her chest, when u come to battle me u better wear a vest.

don't worry im not racist i have a colored tv

-grady
 
great another freestlye rap thread/this doesnt even feel good unlike head/cuz i just hop on and win/its internet and ill bite ya like rin tin tin/cuz im so canine its viscious/when you start bleeding you get very religious/but ill say a last pray for you/and hope i dont blood on my shirt when i bury you/not to be violent or nothing/ill just let you meet your maker aint that somthing?/tell him i said hi/and im the reason you died/cuz i play the hand of god when angels cry/ill make your skin boyle like laura flyn/check it out my belts got rims and they spin/ill kill you verse one or verse 2/and stash your ass in the attic like a jew/like santa you say sit on my lap kid/you grab his nuts then just start jacking/dont get it on your pants/cuz its gross like that not a cool trance/check it out cuz im a baller too/and a murderer and ill kill all of u

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy

 
hey yo

I'm not even chill no more, i'm hotter than steam

I'm the faceless man who chases you in your dreams

I'm the demented freak who sings to women's screams

Take a second look bitch, nothing is what it seems

 
I thought online battles were ended by the ATA

declared champions, but its still ur heads ill spray

so many kids on this site, gay, bunch of rich kids like on MTV's sweet 16 and made, im here to stay lyrically praised shot up with a internet AK. just wait, walker and i will lyrically slay

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Poppin' them thangs!

-----My Space is For Girls and Homos---
 
Anyone here actually go to battles?

Actually battle?

This internet shit is all to easy, typing and erasing and correcting. Get on a stage and actually battle.

Thats skill

I'm so sophisticated, ur gurl my dick, 9 months later and my mission's is initiated.

Here to create a whole new rapper breed.

I'm Rick James Bitch.....

Show me your titties!

 
Yea, yea, my name is gordian

I have a big dick, you r a bitch,

if you wanna lick it, cost 75 bucks

my friends name is chuck

i am a street gansta, no wannabe

if you wanna chill wit me u gotsta pass the test

yea fundio repesent

 
that was the worst verse i ever heard

sounded like someone threw up a few words came out in the middle then burped, that doesnt work

still givin u shit with a smirk on my face, im laced with a trace of bass, since this online freestyle is back on, im welcomed back like mase. every now and then ill give u a taste sorry but u got e-raped!

SMITH-OBERMEYER-FIJI-4FRNT

Poppin' them thangs!

-----My Space is For Girls and Homos---
 
i do you wanna battle/real life hit it up ill make your brain rattle/i feel sorry if your unit is guirilla/im bout hit you with 2 scoops of vanilla/ill come back to life to kill ya/like mike just call me thrilla

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy

 
chronic listens to swollen members alot I bet

BATTLE RIDGE PRODUCTIONS

your steeze is like the antithesis of the gangsta-tanner-gorillasteeze junk... the type of skiing that says "Fuck groomed parks and rails, rip big mountain lines and throw backflips off everything-J.D. May
 
My unit is gorilla, f**k with my la familia,

And I will kill ya

Hahahahahahaha

I can call you mike, sike, I take the mic, and destroy you tonight...

You chop others rappas shit when ever you try to Write.....

Or maybe your just not creative, or maybe your just made of, a lack of skill, but if you wanna battle, dont use other peoples shit it's not ill

I'm Rick James Bitch.....

Show me your titties!

 
hey, hey, hey, thats a swollen members song son

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i'm with stupid^

"im tellin' ya man, it's the best thing since backstreet boys"-twix_182

Watch it dude, he knows black people- EasySteezey
 
yea i actually did battle some african american at some 7-11 so i was kinda intimidated, but i got like 2 pretty good rounds out, and then he just demolished me. usually when i battle white people though, im not as scared, so i do pretty good.

gotta find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternooon delight

 
tanaka ^ holy fucking fuck that is funny

backround noise ooooooooooooooOOOOOOOooooo

foshizzle

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crazy minority's

 
im sorry i dont see how that shit is similar

and your raps are jokes like the riddler

i guess it still makes me laugh

you so girlly go take a bubble bath

if u see me in 1 its with 4 women by my side

and me and u battle is like worlds collide

but i always come out on top

cuz im so hot you just cant stop

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy

 
First off I'd never see you in a bath,

I ain't no peeping tom fag like you,

So go and take it in the ass.

You got no class, no cash, U could ask 100 handicaps chicks to join you,

And they would all pass.

Bitches wanna rub a dub in the tub wit me, u see,

I'm Hung, your short........

Like a light switch B.

No clearly your looking for mercy, track marks from my mic, got you looking like Junky.

Clash and collide, yes our worlds would be.

But my names Collision, and I got it locked,

Like perps in a penitentiary.

Mention me again, and it'll be your end, try to defend or pretend, but we all know who's the real men.

You claim to come out on top, that's just cuz your boy stewart, likes to fuck you and be able to see your cock.

FAG

You ain't hot aint ready to drop, when you open your mouth dawg, just stop, there aint no point in speakin, cuz I'm leakin flows, like a coke heads noise and it goes and goes

I'm out

I'm Rick James Bitch.....

Show me your titties!

 
why you know so much about my penis?

i got your girl so wet i had to take the sheets to the cleaners

dont be a fab bag ticking of shit

your not dropping raps but taking donkey punch hits

any nasty ass sucka can steal some ryhmes

put em on the internet and think there a dime

not top of the line cuz in real life youd stubmle and cry

sorta like blizzard the jew on made

c rayz could never save your ass cuz hes worried bout aids

now you want to know what inspired me to ryhme?

ill tell you fast cars danger fire and knives

so how bout you get culture stop rappin bout gays

with girls or on the radio youll never get plays

so i guess i can rap with both hands behind my back

and you cant say shit to me while your suckin dick for crack

old g, run dmc, i got lines like coke whores you see

your just like the asian on austin powers screammin foook meeeee

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good job ryhming 2 with 2

you can try and beat me till your face turns blue

oo so what you gonna shoot me where is your gun?

wear your track shoes when i step to you, you run

actually my gf is doing great

youll have to wait for my left nut cuz there is to much on my girls plate

so i guess your a little late

we had 4 dudes hit your mom and those balls man she jugled all 8

but w/e im battling you not your mom

but ill still kill you superhero style like capcom

so good try trying to beat me

go to bed your moms screaming eat me

so dont play with me im hucker

and your a soft ass punk pussy mother fucker

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy

 
this rap goes to pussyfooter

you eat shit

and u have never sucked a tit

im the pimp on the mother fucking mic

so dont fuck with me or that fat as dike

im rutheless

ill leave ur fat fucking ass toothless

ur a fucking bitch

someone throw him in the ditch

put a gat to his forehead

so he feels lead

cuz i dont fucking care

or mess with my hair

this fucking rap blows

but pussyfooter knows

im gunna kill his bitch ass

before he has time to run away fast

so gaff fuck you

suck a dick cuz ur out of our kru
 
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