The best gaper quotes

I was at my mountain one sunny day and heres my story

A=Gaper

B= Me

B-I go off skiing and pull my pants up and fix my head phones( skull candy ) I saw a lil orange construction fence thingy and I just jumped over to a switch

A- Follows me

B- I go to the lift and waiting to get on a lift with my friend. and Got the friend and the gaper hops on with us and sat right next to him.

A- How did you jump over the fence to backwards?

B- To be nice, Jump and turn backwards.

A- Cool. Proceeds to say my skis is backwards.

B- Im like No they are not. It's called twin tips.

A- Oh then weird silence

A- I'm gonna try do that thing what you just did.

B- Im like alright, good luck bud.

A- Thanks.

B- Watches him and he tries it and jumps it clearly and turned backwards and ate shit.

 
Sitting in the lodge, in the morning getting all my gear on, there is a gaper dad with his two gaper snowboarder sons. I see the dad look out the window and there is a kid doing a tip stand out by the ski racks waiting for his friends...Gaper dad " holy crap guys look at that skier out there! I promise you he is one of the best here! Anyone that has that sort of balance and coordination is a tremendous skier! I bet he is the best here"
Snowboard Gaper sons- of course to cool to acknowledge they have a father
Me- Laughing hysterically
 
i was at lunch today and in the cafeteria they always have espn on, so an x games commercial comes on and it has sean white and simon dumont on it and i was like "oooh look at me im sean white im a douchbag" and my friends started saying how hes an awesome snowboarder and a cool guy. so i start saying how he really isnt how he doesnt care about progressing the sport as a whole, my friends start to say," he has a video game how is that not progressing the sport?"
same guys thought dumonts dub front was harder than pks dub cork, saying that, double corks are not that hard.
 
So true. Shaun White doesnt care about progressing the SPORT just HIMSELF, pretty selfish. He has his own personal half pipe with a foam pit at the end to try new tricks!!! but does anyone else get to use it, nope just shaun and maybe a few very very lucky burton riders or his buds.
 
^^^ You guys are right! What a jerk face! He should pay for building the foam pit, maintaining it, and operating it and then open it to the public. Thats like saying a countries olympic ski team should invite the other country over to their place and discuss the new secret waxing techniques so everyone can have a fair chance... WTF!? Shaun White kills it, he has progressed the sport, by being ridiculously kick ass at snowboarding and a great personality. Not selfish, you two just don't have a clue.
Double corks are harder than double fronts... so you get my vote there.
 
oh no... it sounds totally rediculous, but it is true. The conversation was longer, but I am too lazy to type it all out. I have another one too. Today at school I was wearing my purple jiberish LITC tee, and we just switched classes for the second semester. We had to say something interesting about ourselves. Obviously I said I am an avid skier and spend all the time I can on the mountain. My teacher procededs to ask me, I see your a soccer fan too. I give her a funny look, and she says you're wearing a soccer jersey, what team is it?
 
i work at the rental shop at my hill and this actually happens so often i just stopped caring.
Also the amount of older people asking if we rent those "short skis" kinda makes me sad then when i give them a proper sized ski they get all pissed and try to get me to give me them the 87cm children's skis
 
yeah but in skiing a 360 is not a helicopter so they are wrong if they call it that whether they are a water skier or not.

for a helicopter you have to do a 360 while inverted with your skis crossed get it? like a helicopter... dumb water skiers lol
 
I was skiing my dad one of his very good friends and his younger son awhile ago and he was telling me how he used to be able to do helicopters off any mogul when he was younger. I do not doubt him at all. he is one of the few sales reps for 4frnt and also for flow snowboards. he is one of the best regular skiers i have ever watched.
 
Some kid told me I "looked like a fool with my pants on the ground" yesterday in the lift line. Not a gaper quote but it was pretty funny.
 
Azn gapers behind me, probly about 30 or 40. they looked fuckin hilarious and soo out of place.

"Hey, you know your skis are on backwards" in very broken english

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not gaper but it's too good to post and i don't know where else to put it

Playing SSX 3 with my little brother. he goes "this game is unrealistic. The girls are actually good"
 
Dude, that old guy SUCKS!! You should of told him "Dont be a bigot just because I am gay and like to wear skirts!!" That old fuc*er should of said "you look really pretty in that dress".
 
Dude, that is so lame!! You should have told him "you shouldn't hate on us for being gay and being a gay that likes to take dick up the butt. You think it is cool for girls to take dick up the butt, why hate on us for being fags??"
 
Well thanks to your useless, assholish double post, we have now ascertained that you, Steveys, don't like tall tees. I'm sure everyone else in this thread, like me, feels much more wise and enlightened now that we are aware of your convictions on ski fashion.

To all you tall-tee wearers, let the haters (Steveys) hate. We don't need them anyway.
 
"A SWITCH, DOUBLE, MISTY, FOURTEEN, FORTY. Two full vertical rotations, four full horizontal rotations. Wow."

I'm with you on that one.
 
i have a gopro on my head, in the chair lines everysingle time i get..

them: what is that? is it like a camera to take pictures while you in the air?

me: it is a camera, and no, i usually take videos

them: ohhh wow it takes video's, didnt know that..

me; yeahh...

them: do you do backflips wiht it on?

me: yeah...

them : that must be awkward, having a camera on your head.

me : no....

when i was skinging to the lift switch

them: YOUR TAILS ARE GUNNA DIG IN! TURN AROUND!

me; (me staring)

them: STOP SHOWING OFF, YOU COULD SNAP YOUR SKI!

me: (staring still)

them: ohhh you can do that casue you got the twin tippers. is it hard doing that?

me: yes thy are twin tips, and riding switch? you get used to it.
 
I do not like tall tee's??? NO, I think they are awesome skirts!

And I think it is way cool how the little gay kids are so secure in themselves that they wear the skirt with their pants around their thighs, so the other gays can pull up the skirts and "see the goods".

PS: being acceptive of the gays makes me a asshole?
 
believe it or not, the post in which you just attempted to sound intelligent just made you look more and more like the troll you are. please get of newschoolers and resume masturbating 24 hours a day.
 
Getting off a lift at Liberty, PA.
Gaper: Thats a really bright snowsuit your wearingMe: ya....,Gaper: Whats it for, to find you in avalanches?Me: ( look at him in disbelief) dont think i have to worry about that here.Gaper:( excitedly) O we had one here a couple weeks ago, they were making snow and it all slide a little ways down the hill, thats an avalanche you know.Me: Ya..... im from alaska n been baried to my chest. Gaper: Oh ( sounding like an idiot)Me: and i ski off.
 
I have line anthems eric pollard LTD skis and i was on the middle of a lift with my friend and some random guy with jumpsuit and skinny mogul skis the guy said to me
Him: well you your not from around here
Me: i have a season pass
Him: well you have you there powder skis
Me:(in a canadian accent) yeah acutely im from British columbia wisler and im here for the day
Him: wow, really
Me: No... and looked away
 
standin in the lift line with my JJs:
Gaper: did you bend the tips and tales like that yourself?Me: No they come like like that Gaper: oh... so are they like super powder skis?Me: Um... sure
 
Wore my Level 1 tall tee to this local hill tonight, Gaper Central! got asked "Shouldn't that say Level 360?" and "What about Level 2?" And then the classic "why is your shirt so long?" capped off with several requests for backflips...
 
this old guy was looking at my boots (ace of spades) on the lift, and says to me
"those boots make you look like a gaper"

 
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