The best gaper quotes

standing at the top of a run full of 20-30 foot park jumps-

"so whats after these jumps, just flat?"

"no, theres actually a landing, and then another jump."

"oh, oh, I see"
 
A buddy told me he saw this... not sure if its true but funny anyway.
he said he was gearing down at the end of the day at his car when a whole group of Asians walked by. he didn't pay any attention until he noticed about 100 feet behind them a lone oriental man walking in the same direction carrying about ten waffles from the waffle house in the base lodge in one hand and spilling a whole bunch of hot chocolates that were being held between the arm with the waffles and his body. with the other hand he was pulling two sleds tied together loaded with what he said looked like all of the ski gear of the group that had just walked by.
i laughed so hard when he told me this. looks like even the gapers have someone to tool on.
 
At the base of the gondola with a group of friends. Old gaper lady screams her lungs out and says, "Have any of you heard of the meaning of the word slow, SLOW, slow. You should all have your passes taken from you!"
 
so i was at this gymnastic place (dont worry i go to use the tramp, get all my flips down)

and there si this one fucking annoying girl there, she keeps talking to about skiing,

she will not shut up

(im thinking "bitch i dont care you are a gapper and ugly")

then she says :

her "i was skiing and i hit this thick snow the hill had just put there, i just stopped me and i fell"

^it had just snowed about two feet

me "the snow cam from teh sky"

her "no, i know what im talking about"

i hate her
 
I was watching refresh and my roommate looked over and said

"dude his skis were like totally crossed!"

I had nothing to say... :/
 
not a quote but i saw a gaper in a ghilie suit
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riding home on the bus, this guy points out this other guy's skis:

Gaper 1: "hey, are those the Salomon Skis? " (those rental screams)

Gaper 2: "Ya, i love em"

Gaper 1: "I know, right! they're SOOO amazing, i love them too. I've never skied them before, but i love the way they ride!"

 
Today watching x games classix, Justin Dorey does a perfect double right at the start of his run, and my dad immediately asks... "can you do that? ""no dad I can't" "well I would like to see him do that without those trick skis"Mom wants in on the conversasion " they arn't tricks skis! they are called twin peaks"Me: Facepalm
 
i have a purple salomon jacket and gapers always hating on it...however i have been yelled at by 9year old snowboarders that skiers aren't allowed in the park

HATERS GONNA HATE
 
I was riding the lift at mount snow yesterday with some gaper family (of course they were riding on the carinthia face instead of the main mountain) I'm riding on my moment skis and the dad goes to me:

"Those are some pretty cool skis. Did you cut the tips of yourself or did they come like that"

later on he goes

"The paint job is pretty cool too"
 
alright so i was coming up switch to a rail and this little 9 or 10 year old 4 foot tall snowboarder came out of no where and cut me off and went off the side of the jump to get on the rail. i had to slow down way hard and made it like half way cause i had no speed. He proceeds to say

Gaper "WOW THAT GUYS SUCKS!!!! HE CUT ME OFF AND CANT EVEN DO THE WHOLE RAIL!!!!!!

I was pretty angry but the kid was like 9 so i didnt wanna yell at him
 
saw a gaper at my mountain today. so there was this medium size jump no bigger then 20 ft and it was a gap too. he comes up about 5 feet short and his legs just like collapse. skis go flying and since we ejected he slid down the hill in his boots to gather his stuff. he gets one of his skis and the other ski is maybe 10 feet away from him. he is sliding down the hill in his boots and hits a little pile of snow and falls again. finally i just threw his ski up to him.

 
this kid at my school was tryign to show off about his skiing abilities and saying that he could do backflips and everything..... after talking a little he decided to start bragging about how he was getting new skis: me: "oh so what kind are you getting?"

him "umm some of the new shaped ones"

me: "ummm wait what?"

him: "ya know the ones with the two ends that go up"

me.......
 
lift worker: hey dude wat kind of skis r thoseme: line afterbangsLIft worker: wait dude y do they have a tip on the front and the backme: bc there twin tipsLift worker: so r those like snowbladesme: procede to flick him off and get on the lift
 
there were these oriental guys in the lift line behind me. They were wearing jeans and instead of putting their lift ticket on one of the wire wickets, they put them on their jackets like a name tag. They had no idea what the lift guy was talking about when he said "go get a wire for your pass".
 
Some Texan at Hood was taking the magic mile scenic ride, and I passed him as he got off. I was in xxl pants and a 3x tall tee. He looked at me and said "X -Games, raight?"(in a texanish manner)
 
you gotta educate people on our sport, now the guy probably thinks that we are a bunch of dicks who are assholes to people who dont know that much

yeah they guy is an idiot, but teach him
 
gaper turns around on the chair in front of me and asks

"what year are those Master...?" (couldn't hear him)

"they are afterbangs, this the first year they have been out"

"oh ok, what year are they?"

"are you slow? this is their first year"
 
...once asked how I'm able to turn on the Armada JJ! Let me ski circles around you with my 12m radius! What's your radius on those 67 waist? 20+
 
my brother went on my facebook and commented on my ski hill's wall if they could put more "Skier friendly features" like flat boxes and get ride of the rails. now nobody takes me serious any more lol
 
Standing in the lift line with my afterbangs (green base's)
Gaper: do the bottoms of your skis glow in the dark?
Me: face palm

The-white-CON
 
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