The best gaper quotes

This is starting to go downhill, hopefully the new season wil bring bigger and better gaper quotes. If it doesn't happen naturally, induce it.
 
gaper:why are your skis on backwardsme: there not on backwardsgaper:but there are tips in the backme: they invented something called twin tips
 
I was playing gnarshmellow in school and the girl next to me asked what I was playing. I told her it was a skiing game. She said "Oh it just looks like a bunch of random shapes."
 
its not really a quote but ya i was walking to the bus at my mountain and i could here this guy talking to his friend about my skis (limited ed. troublemakers) and they were wondering how i took those old racing skis and bent the tips up... i felt like wacking him in the head w/ a pole just cuz he was stupid enough to even ask that and he didnt think that i could hear him from 10 feet away...
 
so i was just on facebook and my status said "stoked, finally ordered my outerwear" and i got a comment on it that said this from a girl i went to school with "Alexa MadeloffI did too northfaces just came today!!
 
Agreed, northface is a valid outerwear company. I'm pretty sure they sponsor Ingrid Backstrom. Now if she said some kind of Walmart brand, then it'd be better.
 
in fairness North Face is the Fox Racing of the ski community, 99% of the people that wear the clothes dont ski, or dont know its a major skiing outerwear company
 
my friend got told that the reason the tails of his skis were turned up was to keep the skis from flying away when he was going really fast. Like a race car spoiler.
 
^^ thats hilarious.

Also it makes it easier to ram your skis into the guy in front of you in the lift line that has the twins. so fucking annoying
 
i was talking to my friend about how it suck that we dont get much pow at my mountain at all when this gaper comes up...

gaper: you dont even like pow! you wouldnt know pow if it hit you in the face!

me: oh pow hits me in the face all the time, when we get it.

gaper: oh that sucks, it'd get all down your shirt and everything!
 
youve been on here like a week, why are you welcoming people, anyways. maybe you should take a lesson from him and not post anything for 4 years
 
Answer: "because ski patrol blew up chad's gap."

y'know, just to really confuse them.... plus, if there are any female newschoolers around, that's as good a mating call as any.
 
I always undo my boot buckles at the bottom of a run to give my feet a rest...
(in a lift line)Gaper: "Your bindings are undone."Me: "Yeah I know. And those aren't my bindings, they're my boots."Gaper "oh"
 
ok so this kid that i dont even know started to me on facebook through photo comments and he said that skiing sucked and that snowboarding was better and everything. and somethin came up about riding switch. and he was like "how the hell do you ski switch?!"
 
(at a vollyball game)

gaper:so you can like spin past a 360?!?!!!

me: yeeeeaaahh........

gaper:so your like sponserd by red bull?

then i left
 


"Do ya'll have hand boots?"

A gaper asked my girlfriend this, he was looking for gloves. She has a shitload of great quotes from working at MSO in summit county.

 
I live in minnesota so almost all the base is fake snow..

Gaper: Wow! how do they get so much snow here?? I think they take the extra snow from the parking lot an put it on the hill wow!!

Me: Yeah i helped them move it once i was so fun!
 
YES everytime i tell people at school about my skiing, at least one kid asks "can you backflip?"

Since when is it stereotypical for skiers to backflip??
 
haha heres my favorite one out of all my old stories..hot girl at my school her: griffin do you ski?me: yeahher: are you good?me: i guess soher: well, like, can you do blacks?me: haha yeahher: what about double blacks?me: thats not really the type of skiing i do...her: oh do you ride in the like obstical course?me: haha yeahher: can you do a backflip?me: *walk away laughing so hard i cant stand straight*
 
while i was at an open gym:

Guy: do you like skateboard

Me: no not really i ski tho

Guy: Oh.... like freestyle skiing?

Me: yeah

Guy: OH like Bode Millar?!

i kinda pretended i didnt hear this and walked away
 
if a hot girl is slightly interested in skiing walking away isn't going to be my go to move if i'm honest. douch.
 
ya if its a hot girl then there can be an exception... its only ok for her to ask the stupid questions but its retarded if anyone else asks them. duh.
 
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