The best gaper quotes

two 9 year old Gaper Kids in the Park Base: Do you ride Park?

we: yes?

them: oh cool do you have cigarretes?

Later That day:

we building a tree jib and recognize that we need some water: can anyone get some water?

The two kids: If you give us cigarettes we will do!

 
watching xgames skiing big air final last year. My friend and I are both wearing different Saga jackets. He's got a nice cannon camera and is taking pictures. A girl approaches us extremely drunk...

Gaper girl: "Um excuse me I have a question."

Me: "Uhhh, yes?"

Gaper girl: "Do you guys ride for Saga"

Me: "No" (lol)

Gaper girl: "Oh, cause you guys totally look super pro"

Me: "How so?"

Gaper girl: "Well you're taking pictures and wearing saga jackets, so I thought you were riders for them."

Me: "We, don't ride, we ski."

Gaper girl: "You're an asshole"

Me: "I'm sorry?" (Turn around and start laughing)
 
I overheard some guy telling his kids "you have to open the ski before you can get your boot in" I saw him flipping up the heal piece of their bindings, then struggling to help them get there skis on with the heel piece flipped up.

My grandma one time asked me if I could do a "circle thingy" off a jump, I eventually figured out she meant a 360
 
A group of park rats were on the 2 lifts ahead of me at Lutsen, which is the closest thing MN has to an actual mountain. The 2 on the lift in front turned to the 2 behind them (the chair in front of me) and shouted, "This lift is too long and gay! Let's go hit the park!" Then getting off the lift, one of the tools fell over, much to my joy.
 
Ok so I was at my local hill and I was in the park and I hit a down box sideways and did a little 270 shuffle thing off and some gaper dad over to me after I stop and says:

Gaper: "Hey son, you better watch out, that was not proper form on the table. You are supposed to go straight"

Me: "Nah dude I am pretty sure it was fine"

Gaper: "Son, let me show you how to hit a table properly"

Me: "Ok?"

The gaper then proceeds to hit a flat box straight and slide off and land directly on his side.

Gaper: "WHEW! That was gnarly!"

*FACEPALM*
 
"See this helmet? The music plays right through it! It's made by a company called dread beats, named after doctor dread! It's really neat!"
 
Not really a gaper quote but one day At sunapee, they made 2 stepups that gapers used to roll over alot bigger and vertical on the other side so my freind and I spent the whole day wtachin gapers yard sale on it. it was so funny.

 
i got yelled at for jumping over a a snow making hose by a random ass person. "they made the trail shitty by putting the moguls on it"

How do they make moguls?"

"woah nice heli!"
 
There was a park crew guy who took out two rails at my local mountain and he was sitting on the little jumps in front of them to make sure no on tried to hit them. We were standing there talking to him about what they were gonna put in when a little gaper rolled up. He asked what we were doing and the park crew guy immediately responded with "We are gonna put in a loop-de-loop, and you have to try it if you stay here." The little kids dad showed up then and the park crew guy said "and thats why you should do crack." just as the dad rolled up. There was a little fight and then the gapers kept going. Good shit
 
Snow making hoses have enough pressure in them to kill you if they get slit. I don't think the person yelling at you was a gaper.
 
The best part of Sunapee is seeing gapers get just a little air off the first part of the whale tail box then double eject when the hit the end of it.
 
At a rail jam at UNBC, my friend and I were waiting in a food line, and an east Indian lady was beside us in line, so she looks down at his FT Booters and asks "What kind of shoes are those?"
 
Black kid from my school who I saw at a small hill on a snow day: "whoa are those skiing shoes? Nice skiing shoes!" (My boots)

"Are those terrain park skis?"

"Snowboarding is for tricks, skiing is for people going on vacation" (can be true)
 
I was at carinthia this weekend and I was with my friend and we got paired up with these two freaks

Whoa there's like jumps and and stuff'!

Ya it's the whole area

It's so cool do you like go of the rail things?!

No I grind them

Can u do a back flip?!?

I just ignore them
 
this gaper was trying to convince me that sliding a rail sideway on skis was called a boardslide and told me that he did a ''90on 270in'' and yes he said it in that order
 
I love when this thread gets bumped.

Kid rides up over the lip, stops on the knuckle, brings his ski up and grabs his tail, says 'tail grab' to himself, skis down. Me and my buddies on the lift lost our shit.
 
I just saw a gaper bring her skis into the lodge while they were still on then I just saw her again at the bottom while I was getting a drink. She was walking across the cement with her skis on
 
Some guy on the lift "having to shit makes you a better skier, the puckering of the asshole leads to a looseness and limberness of the legs giving you a better range of motion"
 
I was skiing with SID at stratton last weekend, and I do a backflip and he does a lincoln, then this gaper goes to his friend, "wow the both did backflips!"
 
I was hitting my backyard jump and my neighbor pulled into the driveway. She sat there as I did a couple of 3s off it. Then her husband came out of the house. She got out and started walking to the door of her house and while I was standing on top of my house about to go again I heard her say to her husband "that boys going to kill herself"
 
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